Thursday, October 30, 2008

Happy Halloween



HHhhhiiiisssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've cum to suck your....well you know what I want! ;^P Happy Halloween everyone! I thought you'd enjoy the Frederick's of Hollywood panty ghost I made for the occasion, just for you. Any naughty costume ideas this year? For ladies, the pussycat, naughty nurse, French maid, and cheerleader are obvious ones that always seem to be a hit. For guys, I'm not sure what's the best. It'd be pretty funny for a group to do the Village People or something, especially if they're all straight guys, LOL! Of course there's no need to wait til Halloween to play dress up, is there? Have a fun and safe time!

Monday, October 27, 2008

End of an Era


Happy Diwali Readers! Diwali is an Eastern holiday celebrating Good over Evil, which to me sounds like a great reason to celebrate. Apparently the celebrants light candles or lights signifying the victory over evil.

On a down note, it is with great sadness that I mention that one of my favorite stores is closing. Yes, Mervyn's, the retail chain, located mostly on the West coast has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy and will be shutting the doors on ALL of its locations after the holidays. I have great memories of shopping for panties at various Mervyn's. They often had great sales and they carried their own in store brands of knock off versions of Victoria's Secret fashion panties. Alas, my collection outgrew the meager space available for my delicates and I haven't bought much lingerie in recent times. I guess my own shopping habits have added to the burden. The majority of my collection was purchased at these stores so I guess in the future, I'll have to find a new place to shop. Kohl's is very similar in look and feel to Mervyn's, but it's missing something that the older chain had, although I can't quite put my finger on what that was exactly. If any of you are near a store location, go in and have a look, maybe treat yourself to some lingerie there while you still can.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Problem at Home?


Welcome readers! The pic of the day comes from yet another lingerie fetish site; Mistress Jessica's. As I said, the site caters to lingerie pervs (myself included), so lots of silky nylon panties, slips and such to ogle there. Give it a look sometime, although once again, I'm not a member, so caveat emptor.

I spotted this in the paper and found it pretty funny coming from my perverted point of view, but I could see how a "regular" guy might not find it too comical to be in that situation. At any rate, I couldn't have asked for a better topic to post here on my blog, read on.

DEAR ABBY: I am in my 70s, on Social Security and in my second marriage. My wife, "Irene," is in her early 50s and holds a good job. She also holds the purse strings, and allows me $5 a week for coffee with my friends. I drive a little scooter, and Irene has given me a gas credit card so I can get around.

Last week, I told her that I need some underwear and asked her for her store credit card. She said she has a drawer full of nylon panties and that I should wear them instead. She said when they are worn out she will buy me some new men's underwear. She also said she didn't want to waste any money on me since the panties are still wearable.

What if someone finds out? Irene says that since I'm over 70 it doesn't matter. Do you think this is right? -- PREFERS BRIEFS

Sounds like "Prefers" is actually into humilitation seeing as to how he wrote into a nationaly syndicated column about his little problem. Add to that the fact that he lets his wife humiliate him in front of his friends by giving him his piddly $5 allowance. How the heck does this guy last a week on $5 for coffee? Around here it can cost $5 for ONE cup of joe and that's with NO tip. LOL!! That's why I don't drink coffee! ;^P Anyway, me thinks Prefers should try on his wife's silky undies. You know you want to and you secretly want your friends to know about it too!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Why?


Greeting Readers! How's things? Posted for your pleasure today is a lovely lacy white thong from the adult amateur web site Only the Real Deal. I'm not a member there so I couldn't tell you if it's any good, but I sure love this pic.

I applaud X Files star David Ducovney for coming forward with his porn addiction. I can imagine that it must have been very difficult for him to make that particular type of addiction public knowledge. I think people have now grown accustomed to other addictions and can understand them, but there is still some stigma or shame connected with sexual matters, at least here in the US. I wonder though, if there truly is such a thing as a porn or even sex addiction. We are prewired to long and crave sex. It's a natural tendency and one that has kept the human race procreating since forever (hmm that's a lot of fucking!).

I have a coworker who said his wife doesn't like watching porn. I have sometimes wondered what it is exactly that makes us (or is it just me) want to watch other people having sex. We don't watch other people eating although it's also a pleasurable activity. No that would probably gross us out, wouldn' t it? Somehow watching sex is a turn on, yet at it's core, it is just a bodily function, nothing more. So why is it a turn on to watch? Do monkeys get horny if they see monkey porn with two (or more) monkeys going at it? I wonder. Come to think of it, I guess watching someone else eat can make us hungry, so perhaps watching fucking makes us horny in the same way? Food for thought.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Not So Free Flight


Hola! How are you, my readers? I hope you all had a wonderful week! Did you happen to watch the Prez debate? I did. I won't comment any further than that, as I'm sure you're getting sick of all the politicing going on. No, you come to the Badside to escape from that stuff right? You know, like when you surf the net looking for something naughty to look at or read? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but I've been reading about how the airlines are now blocking porn access through their WiFi networks on the planes. I could see how that might be problematic for the flight attendants, but it saddens me to see the walls being put up in yet another place. Found a great article about it here, give it a look as it's very entertaining, written by sex columnist Violet Blue. I'd just think it'd be bad etiquette to surf for porn on a plane, at least if there's people sitting next to you. Either that or it's the ultimate weapon to get the person next to you to stop oozing over into your space!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Floral and Fluttery


Hola Readers! How is your week shaping up so far? A happy Thanksgiving to my neighbors up North in Canada. Haven't posted a panty from my collection in a long time, so today that's what you're gettin'. The panty of the day is a flutter-kini in a lovely floral print. These are a variation of a thong having no elastic in the leg openings. You can imagine how easily a hand can slip into these or how they can be pulled to the side with little effort. The material is a satin nylon, very silky to the touch. These were purchased at a Mervyn's store about nine years ago and are no longer available, long gone as a matter of fact. They were a copy of the Victoria's Secret version that were available around that same time. They seem to have held up fairly well, the elastic is still stretchy and no loose strings coming undone anywhere. Hope ya like 'em.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Classic Review

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Monday, October 06, 2008

I'm Baaaack!


Hola Readers! I apologize for the long hiatus, just needed to get my head straight as life has been a little haywire lately. OK, the noggin isn't really right, but then again, I doubt it ever was or will be. To distract you all, I've posted the above pic. Lovely, no?! The pic comes from a place that you lingerie fanatics will want to bookmark. It's a company that makes all sorts of naughty lingerie that will make your mouth water, Leg Avenue. Just take a peek at the "Role Play" section of goodies...I could go insane thinking of the fun!

Are any of you fight fans? Did you happen to catch the Kimbo fight last Sat? What a let down. I haven't seen anything that bad since that Tyson fight back in the day. Anyway, I have to say that I was somehow turned on by the two ladies who fought one another. One is pretty and thus dubbed the face of MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), the other looked more like the tough chick who knows how to take care of herself. They were both a turn on, but somehow, the less attractive girl seemed like she might be hotter in the sack. Maybe it was her attitude, I loved the pre fight scowl she gave the camera. She looks like she can take it rough and hard, that's something not all girls can do. I think a lot of women make the mistake of thinking they must look like Charlize Theron and weigh not one pound more than Kate Moss or men won't find them attractive. Wrong! I can't speak for all guys, but I'd say the majority of us like all kinds of women. What one man deems unattractive another calls exotic (or erotic). It mostly boils down to attitude and demeanor (and perhaps her lingerie collection and whether she minds sharing it with me...;^P ).

Friday, September 12, 2008

Louise!!

Shalom readers! Another week draws to an end. How did yours go? What better way to kick off the weekend than with some nice lingerie pics? Today the Badside is featuring the lovely Louise from Louise's Nylon Heaven website. She's yet another British girl who specializes in panties and lingerie. It seems our British friends are quite the lingerie "hobbyists" shall we say. I sure can't argue against that! This girl has legs that seem to go on forever, and wrapped in silky stockings they are just fabulous to ogle. Have a great one everybody!

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Why I Love Pantyhose

Hola Readers. How's your week going? Well you made it half way, hang in there! I can't believe that it's September already. The picture above is of Ariel Andrews, an erotic model who used to specialize in pantyhose related material. As a kid I never found pantyhose to be erotic for some reason. I remember a teacher I had in grade school, showing up one day in black pantyhose. I overheard one of the male gym teachers commenting to her on how he liked them. She wore them quite often after that! :^) No, pantyhose really didn't do much for me until I was a little older. For one thing I saw a porno where a guy fingers a girl in her pantyhose and you could see his hand through the sheer material, a very erotic image for sure. The thing that really sold me on pantyhose was a personal experience I had when I was in college. Do you remember that scene in Basic Instinct where Michael Douglas goes over to his phsychiatrist GF's place and gives it too her hard, rough and good? Yeah, that's pretty much how it went.

It was a Friday on a hot May evening, one of those nights when summer's heat is lapping at spring's end like waves crashing on a sandy beach, coming up a little further each time. It had been a long week as school was always pretty intense around that time of year. I'd been a good boy and done my studies and now I would reap my rewards. I needed only wait for my girlfriend to come over after work. Outside my apartment I could hear the bustle of excitement as the heat stirred up the local riff raff. Guys in cars with loud music blaring, motorcycles tuned for speed and sound. Girls and guys walking the streets looking for hot fun from the opposite sex. She came right over after work, but it couldn't have been fast enough. I felt like a starved and crazed animal in heat, caged and ready to be unleashed upon her tender flesh. I was hungry for her, hungry for her sex. I tried to contain myself as I let her in the door. My eyes looked her up and down imagining her feminine treats beneath that beautiful slinky black dress. She always looked her best when she went to work. She was a hostess at a popular local restaurant where the rich folk and an occasional sports celebrity or two would come through to dine. I poured her a cool cocktail and we sat down and began to kiss. My hands making their way down her body, caressing every square inch of her through the soft material. I unzipped the back of her dress and exposed her black bra covered tits. I kissed her neck and down her chest pausing as I undid the clip at the front. It was like music went off as her tits were exposed to me. My mouth on them, licking and sucking, my fingers tweaking, palms rubbing, squeezing. I kissed her more, deep with passion, our tongues intertwined, dancing together, my hands kneeding the soft flesh of her wonderful ass. Then my hand, almost with a mind of its own was on her legs, rubbing, gliding up and down her thighs. My hand disappeared into the black void of the bottom of her dress. I felt her heat, rubbing her cunt through her black silky pantyhose. I wondered what kind of panties she was wearing and like a kid on Christmas, I couldn't wait to find out. I pulled her dress up and my eyes examined what I had been longing all week. I couldn't take it any more and ripped the crotch of her panty hose open, pulled her panties to the side and devoured her pussy. My hot mouth over her, tongue licking her to ecstasy. The sex was passionate, hot and wild. It was something we both needed badly and nothing else would quench our thirst. Two animals overcome with lust. Oh, sweet memories.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Are you ready?



Kia ora readers! How did your week go (or maybe I should ask where did your week go)? Ah, another weekend is upon us, time to relax, unwind and enjoy yourself. And what better way to relax than rooting your favorite football team to victory? Yes, football season is here at last. Of course this means not only the action on the gridiron, but off as well. Cheerleaders! It's too bad they don't show them a little more between plays. Actually, it's quite amazing how much work these ladies put into their dance practice and routines. They're out there in the blazing sun dancing and cheering while we are all comfy at home or in the stands enjoying ice cold refreshment. They deserve more credit than they get.

I know that many people don't enjoy the whole team sport thing, but I think they just aren't looking at it the right way. Of course there are those who take it WAY too seriously too. If you fall into the first category, I recommend you rent "Friday Night Lights" the TV series on DVD. It's an excellent show that goes beyond the play field into the lives of the players, coaches and their families. It's really a great show even if you absolutely hate football, I can almost guarantee you'll enjoy the series.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Jock Wears Panties

Hola! How is everybody doing? Did you all enjoy the long weekend? I came across a panty reference in an unexpected place recently. I was watching "John Tucker Must Die", a movie I'd categorize under the "Teenager Movie" heading. It's actually written from the girl's perspective rather than the usual male side. Oddly, I seem to enjoy this type of film and do find the female perspective versions to be more entertaining (think Clueless and Mean Girls), but I guess that's a whole other post. Anyway, the lead male is played by Jesse Metcalf, that guy who Eva Longoria seduced on Desparate Houswives (we should all be so lucky). His character is a playa who gets all the ladies. Of course the girls find out about each other and want revenge. Long story short, they trick him into wearing some ladies thong panties. The idea being to humilate him by showing the whole school that he wears ladies panties. This backfires on the girls when he uses his swave cool to convince the entire school of how great it is to wear panties. I won't say any more than that, in case you decide to check it out. It's light hearted fun, but don't expect too much from it.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Take a Chill Pill


Dobrý Den readers! I trust you all had a good weekend. So how is the week kicking off for you all? I know in the past I have mentioned my high stress levels, but it has occurred to me on more than one occasion that I am a stress hog. Yeah, I'm that guy who is always neck deep in stress, always in a rush, always wants to do things just right. On a recent trip I took with a friend, we went to get massages (one each that is) at a small parlor. I only get massages once in a while, but it always makes me realize how much tension I carry in my body. If you've never had a real professional massage, go out and get one. It's well worth the money as it does wonders for your over all feelings of well being. Your whole aura is returned to a more natural state, quite amazing. I took a quick nap the other day and as I was laying there I could feel how tight the muscles in my body were. I'm just not very good at relaxing I guess. I find it boring to go to the park or beach and just sit there. I'd much rather be throwing a football around or walking. Sorry to say the massage was not the "Happy Ending" variety. I could only imagine how much more relaxed I would have been after that. Hmm, maybe that's why you can sometimes tell when someone has been recently fucked, it's that relaxed and happy glow they exude! ;^)

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Heat

Hola Readers! How is your week going? Almost the weekend again! So guess who's posting his second HNT pic? At the risk of turning away all my male readers, I thought I'd throw another pic out for the ladies. Featured this week is a little skin from the clavicle area. Do you know that feeling you get when you work up a good sweat? Your body feels like it's glowing as the blood pumps through you. Don't you love that? I recall a hot and humid summer evening with a past GF. Her place was on the top floor of the building and it was like a sauna in there that night. We made hot, sweaty love for hours until our bodies were completely drenched and drained of all fluids. You could barely breathe the air was so hot and steamy. The windows were open, but we didn't care as we fucked each other for all the world to hear and see, like two wild animals in a tropical rain forest.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Vintage Gold Mine

Dia duit readers! How was your weekend? Hope you all had a good relaxing time. Mine was fairly uneventful, which for me is a good thing! The panty pic of the day is one I'm sure all the vintage lingerie lovers will enjoy. I have no clue as to the maker or actual vintage of these lovely pastel blue panties, perhaps an expert can chime in and enlighten the rest of us? In the name of the advancement of panty and lingerie lovers all over the globe, I put on an endless and tireless pursuit for material which will be of interest for all of you. OK, I just browse porn and when I find something that would be good for the blog, I paste it up here for ya. Today we have Dollhouse Bettie, a website and brick and mortar store located in a city known for it's debauchery, San Francisco. This little treat sells vintage and classic lingerie as well as dabbling in photography. I have to think that the owner(s) of the store must be some sort of Bettie Page fanatic(s). The website is very tasteful and fun to browse. I'm sure some of you will make it a regular stop on your net surfing. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have told you guys, there might be a fight over all the panties! :^)

Friday, August 15, 2008

Rabecca!!

Howdy Readers! How was your week? I hope you all took advantage of the Olympics broadcasts and watched, cheered and screamed at your TVs hoping your country would win. That men's relay swim the other night was the most exciting swim race I've ever seen! All this late night viewing is taking a toll on yours truly though. I've not been as productive as I'd like to be (and a little cranky too).

I've been a long time fan of the web site Rabeccassecret.com. That's where today's pic comes from. Rabecca is a gorgeous blond who is lovingly photographed in her full cut nylon undies by her hubby. The material on the site is best described as soft core. I find the pics of her to be very beautiful (well with that subject matter, what else could I say) and classy. I tried going to the site a a few weeks back and discovered it was GONE! Oh, the utter sorrow of losing such a great panty oriented site! Anyway, I was surfing around recently and found Panty Belles, which is apparently where my Rabecca disappeared to. The site looks almost identical in layout to the old site, but I guess it's no longer dedicated to Rabecca only. I see a link for their store, where on the old site they sold some very tasteful full cut panties of their own design and manufacture. Oh yes, these people are true panty fanatics in every sense of the meaning. These are the types of people I need to get to know! At any rate, please have a gander over there. I think it's pretty well done, but keep in mind this is a mom and pop operation, and not a pro site.

Now go and cheer for panties and for your country!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Olympics

Aloha everyone! Just popped in here to post a pic for your amusement. Anyone got a good caption for this one? How about "and One, Two, Three, Four". Sorry for the lame post, gotta get to the tube and watch me some Olympic games! ;^)

PS: Me likes the bikinis the beach volleyball ladies on team USA are wearing! They have this sort of sheer swoop that goes around the outer part of the back panel, very cute.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

HNT Virgin


Hola Readers! Today I lose my virginity. OK not exactly in the traditional sense, that cherry was popped a long time ago. I'm talking about HNT virginity. I've been enjoying HNT on other people's blogs for a while now, so I thought maybe it's time to show some reciprocation and throw out a pic for the females out there. As many of you know, I'm the shy type and don't normally do this sort of thing so I'm feeling somewhat nervous about this. What do you think, is it cheesy? That's my manly side, "strength and honor"...LOL! ;^P Hope you like it ladies.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Oodles of Satin!



Guten Tag Readers! How was your weekend? Me, I attended a wedding where I got myself in trouble at the bar. I paid the price HEAVILY the next day...oh my aching head!! :^( Anyway, I ran into an old acquaintance there and boy was this guy a jack ass. I don't know if he was just kidding around or what, but I didn't remember him being such an a-hole back in the day. Let's just say he was acting very slimy like a used car salesman. I talk about sex and craving pussy and such here on the blog pretty frequently, but I'd like to think I know where to draw the line on being respectful of other people and being a douche bag. This guy was acting like he was the big guy's gift to women...Mr. Studmuffin himself in the flesh...ugh! Anyway, I was hoping to meet some ladies at the wedding, but frankly I was too inebriated to really do much flirting. Luckily, even as a drunk I am usually a gentleman, so I don't have anything to regret in that department.

Now then, I'll get to what you're probably wondering about, the pic of the day. Who is that beautiful woman, you ask? She is Vana from Vanaweb, her own site coming from across the pond in the UK. Lovely bird isn't she mate? I like to try and support panty related sites, so when I came across this one, I knew I'd be posting about it at some point. The thing I really love about her site is she specializes in...ta da...satin lingerie and panites. Ah, someone who likes the silky stuff, thank goodness! ;^) I am not a member or subscriber of her site, but this one looks like it might be a winner, especially if you like satin undies (who doesn't).

Friday, August 01, 2008

In Search Of...


Howdy Readers! The panty pic of the day is another from LV Panty, the web site dedicated to panty clad ladies. Gotta love those red satin full backs in the picture. Speaking of satin panties, I went to the mall today and hit a few stores to see what panties are out there. I was very much disappointed (again) by the selection. No cute satin string bikinis to be found. The closest I found was at Sears where they had some satin bikinis with a wide waistband. They weren't too bad, I think the price was two for ten dollars. Still, I went to Frederick's of Hollywood, Victoria's Secret, Sears and JC Penny and browsed the lingerie. I had heard through the panty lover grapevine that JCP had recently started carrying satin panties again, with (drum roll please) RUFFLES!! I searched in vain through the intimate apparel section of the store, finally asking the lady at the register. She said they didn't have them, but "go have a look over in that area" and pointed me over to a section I already went through. Nothing, nada, zilch, zippo, the big zero. I strongly suggest that you, my panty loving readers head down to your local JCP in case your local store does have these phantom panties. Please, if you find them, let me know if they really exist. I love the look that some ladies give me when they see me in the lingerie department. I got a cute smile from one shopper, made me feel all naughty inside! :^D

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Peeping Tom

G'day Readers! How is your week shaping up so far? Going well I hope. The picture of the day comes from a site called 1 If By Day, a strange name for a porn web site if you ask me. Anyway, they seem to have some pretty nice content. I am not a subscriber there, so I can't say how good the site is or isn't.

A friend invited me to be a guest at his gym yesterday and I jumped at the chance because this is a ritzy place where one normally doesn't get to see the inside walls. It was very swanky with nice new and well maintained equipment. After our workout, we went to hit the showers upstairs in the men's locker room. There were stacks of clean towels there, shampoo, conditioner, body wash etc. The showers have individual stalls with frosted glass doors that swing open and shut with no lock or stop, but the door is high enough off the ground that it's pretty obvious if someone is using the stall. So I was washing my hair with eyes closed and thought I sensed the door open. When I rinsed the shampoo from my eyes, I looked and the door was askew. Weird, I seem to have been the victim of a peeping tom! Too bad it wasn't a woman! LOL, hope whoever it was enjoyed the view! ;^)

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Inhibitions Lost



Namaste Readers! How's the weekend shaping up for you all? Hope you are having a good one. Yesterday, I watched a DVD at home called "In the Cut", starring the cute and lovely Meg Ryan. Meg spends half the movie running around topless, much to my delight. The story, I think, is meant to be a sort of "Basic Instinct" from a female perspective. She is a writer, a romantic poet who perhaps lives her life out through her writings. Her character, through dark serendipity, comes in contact with a mysterious man who opens her inner doors, doors she has always longed to be ripped open. During the movie, she has her pussy eaten and fucked as well as masturbated a couple of times, very nice. I can't recommend the film based on the story alone, it was just ok in my opinion, but if you are a fan of pretty Meg then you'll probably want to rent it. As I have stated in the past, I find women who are sexually uninhibited to be the biggest turn on, so the character here unleashing her sexual fires is quite exciting to me, enough so that I relieved a little sexual tension of my own after the movie. ;^)

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Cougar Snares Her Prey



Howdy Readers! Are you all having a good week? Being naughty little boys and girls I hope. Pictured today is one of the original MILFs, a character that rocked the world by seducing a younger man and making that fantasy bubble in every man's brain from that point on. Yes, I speak of the movie The Graduate and of the character Mrs Robinson played by the sexy Anne Bancroft. Her silk stocking covered leg, stretched out in front of a quivering Dustin Hoffman is perhaps one of the most iconic pictures in all of film history. I wonder how many loads of jism were shot thinking of this scenario? It occurs to me that I've never had the pleasure of making love to a woman over the age of 30. Gasp, this wasn't some diabolical plan to avoid so called older women, it just has never happened...yet. Of course, I suppose I'm too old myself to play the part of a young man being seduced by a cougar, oh, but it's still a nice fantasy. I find mature women sexy as hell, knowing what they need and getting it, knowing what their man needs and giving it. The term cougar, meant every bit as a compliment, a celebration of her accomplishments, another notch in her lipstick case. So here's to you Mrs Robinson...

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

At the Races

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Thursday, July 17, 2008

Lift-off!

Howdy Readers! Well guess what? I finally shot my load yesterday. Yup, one day shy of the seven week mark. It was very nice and soothing. Feeling stressed out, I decided to stroke off to completion, so I popped in a DVD, slipped on some silky panties and got out the panties that were sent over to me. I sniffed at them while I watched the pretty girl enjoying herself in front of me. I imagined my lady friends were there with me, enjoying the show I was giving them. I fantasized about them getting off to me. I fought off about three orgasms, stroking my engorged cock with some silky satin panties. The sensations were mind boggling, tingling somewhere deep inside of me. I rubbed my nipples with the panties (that always drives me wild). Alas, the whole thing only lasted a paltry 40 minutes, but the release was magical after such a long wait. I guess the stress got to me and I just couldn't concentrate fully, so I let myself go over the edge. The cum was vast in quantity, being released with a powerful force and an unusually large amount of clear precum. Interestingly, it made a kind of hissing noise as the cum sprayed out. The cum itself didn't have the usual scent (or really any scent for that matter), nor was it the pearly white color that I'm accustomed to seeing. No, it had a yellow or even slightly orange tint to it. I think perhaps this was an indication that it was past it's expiration date. Sorry, that doesn't sound very sexy does it? Figured you curious types would like to know all the gruesome facts. Alas, there is still a lot of cum left in the sack which I plan to drain soon. If I had to guess I'd say it may not be all that healthy to hold out as long as I did, perhaps regular milkings are better, at least get the fluids changed. I would have taken a picture of the lake of cum, but my camera is with a friend on vacation, so no can do (same goes for the panties, for now at least...sorry Ross). I was hoping to cum at least two times in a row, but I was too stressed out and didn't have the time anyway. I've got to thank A Secrets for sending me her sweet lil undies and to my other panty patron (who shall remain anonymous) who sent me her sexy scented delicates...this cums for you!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Bang a Gang!

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

A Helping Hand

Hello Readers! Today's count, six weeks, three days. Yes, I am still abstaining from cumming. I was going to shoot my load off back at the six week mark, but ran out of time. It wasn't for lack of trying, I had stroked my cock for over an hour while watching some hard core porn. I wanted to make the action last at least two hours, so I just had to stop and wait til I got a nice long stretch of time. My poor cock was pretty sore anyway from all the stroking it's been getting, so I suppose it was a nice rest for it.

The main purpose of today's post isn't really about me at all, but to alert you all to a fellow blogger in need. I speak of "A Slip of a Girl" blog, where she is trying to raise some capital for a trip to see her friend Jewel who is now in hospice. We are all aware of the skyrocketing price of gas as of recent, so I'm sure that it's quite understandable that she might need a few buckaroonies to help get her to her destination. I'll try and ride my bike a few times instead of drive and give the gas money I save to her. If you can, it's pretty easy to give via Amazon and it's completely anonymous if you so choose. At any rate what better way to feel good than helping others in need?

Be back soon, til then thanks for stopping in.

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

What to do?!


Welcome Readers! Guess what, today is exactly one day shy of SIX friggin' weeks of agonizing orgasm denial. I'm trying to hold out til tomorrow to make it the official entire six weeks, just so I can say I did it (or is that DIDN'T do it?). The bad thing is, I have some stuff scheduled for tomorrow, so I might not get to do it then either! I haven't even been sleeping all that well lately. Not sure if it's the sperm buildup or what, but it's making me tired (and cranky....ggrrrr). Yesterday, I stroked my turgid cock for about forty five mintues watching some Marilyn Chambers porn (but of course, who else). Gawd that girl turns me on! I just love her small titties and shaved cunt. She kind of looks like Sybil Sheppard a bit. Anyway I must have fought off several orgasms during my stroking, my cock was on fire, every nerve ending tingling with delightful pleasure! My balls have a padded feeling from all that cum floating around in there and I have to sit with my legs spread wide to ease the discomfort. So dang horny!

Today's photo credit goes to the I Spy Camel Toe website. Are those panties to die for or what? Is it getting hot in here? I think I need to go take a cold shower!

Monday, July 07, 2008

No Regrets


Hola My Friends! How was your extended weekend? I hope everyone had a fun, relaxing and safe time. I had some fun, watched "Wall-E" (great movie BTW) and took in some sun, enjoyed margaritas and sangrias, yum, and best of all saw lots of pretty girls. In case you are wondering, I'm still in my holding pattern, 39 days worth of jism is captive in my aching balls, waiting for release. I almost came a few times, but was able to fight it off, although considerable amounts of precum was excreted from my cock, oozing out of it's engorged head.

Some of you may have noticed that I've added a new link to my short list there on the right. The new addition being a wonderful blog known as "Lust Puddle" (don't cha love that name?) and written by a very intelligent and sexy person, Jezebel Vontizzle. Have a look see if you get a chance, it's a very good place to spend some time. I have actually found many interesting people out here in blog land and through them have learned a lot about love, life, myself, sexuality, etc. One thing that has always been a turn on to me is raw sexuality. I love women who are uninhibited and don't give a rat's ass what other people think. I know blogs are a great way to let yourself go, part of my reason for doing a blog was to do just that and show myself, warts and all. The purpose was multi fold. For one, to exorcise my own demons, feeling bad about my fetish (wink wink) and also to help those who have similar fetishes or feelings regarding their own fetish. Yes, I hope that you all can get a little lift from my postings. I admit that my own fetish ain't for everyone, but it's something I enjoy and doubt I could stop it even if I wanted to. My hope in showing my little butt in drag was to excite and entice some ladies who maybe wouldn't have thought a guy's butt could look sexy in a panty, maybe open a few minds to new possibilities, hopefully that mission was accomplished.

Getting back to my topic, women with pure, raw sexuality, one lady in particular comes to mind; queen of all porn stars, Marilyn Chambers. To me she epitomizes what a sexual creature could be if one was pure and untainted by outside opinions. For those who are unfamiliar with her, she was once the Ivory Soap girl, gracing the box cover with her lovely face. Then she got into porn. Just imagine the fresh faced girl next door being in a hard core fuck film! It was outrageous back in the early 70's. Women were just starting to get some glimpse of sexual parity with men and not having to have guilty feelings over it. She opened many doors for women. She had interracial sex, lesbian sex, anal sex, bondage and S and M sex, multiple partner sex all on film and all considered taboo at the time. You name it, I'm sure she tried it, and didn't blush one time in the process, bravo Marilyn! I've read many times that her orgasms on film were not faked and that she truly enjoyed the fuckings she received, it showed too. In the many years that have passed since she brought porn out into the public eye and made it OK for the masses, there have been many women to tease us in front of the cameras, but in my opinion, there was never anyone quite like her.

She had lovely small breasts and a natural looking body. No tattoos or strange piercings, just a clean canvas to work with. Her pussy and tits screamed out to be touched. Her enthusiasm was always readily apparent on screen as she pleasured men and women from head to toe. And off screen it was even better, she never turned her back on what she had done in the past like many people do, suddenly feeling they have to be moral because they had kids, a new career or uppity neighbors or something. She was so open and honest, lovely and refreshing qualities to see in anyone, let alone in a person famous for fucking. If I had a time machine, I wish I could go back to those days and fuck her. Her persona embodies everything I crave and love about sex. I was too young to have seen her stuff when it was new, but in the years I have been watching porn (a bunch), I have come to be a real fan of not just her work, but the way she lives her life. No regrets. Not many can say that, especially me, as I tend to beat myself mercilessly for every mistake made. Anyway, I still remember fucking my girlfriend to a video tape we got from somewhere. The film was "Insatiable" and it turned us both on immensely. I'll try and do a write up on that film sometime soon. Oh, and in case you're wondering, yes, that's Marilyn pictured above.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Happy 4th!


Happy 4th Everyone! For those readers (and it seems there are many) who are outside the US, July 4th is Independence Day here, the day we celebrate our break up with merry old England. Anyway, our traditions somehow involve beer, hot dogs, hamburgers and assorted junk food. Also we like to shoot fireworks into the night sky, usually most big cities or counties will have a fireworks show. Celebrating with us is Kelli Young, a cutie who happens to have her own web site with nice things to look at. I'm not a member, but thought I'd throw you guys a link to her site since I found a nice pic of her in the red, white and blue.

Tonight, I celebrated celibacy, or at least five weeks of it. I've got to tell you, my balls are very full and sitting can be uncomfortable like that. I received some panties in the mail...Oh Yeah! Thank you very much (you know who you are)! Let me tell you, there's nothing more exciting than finding a package in your mailbox containing freshly played in panties from some sexy honey. Knowing that she got off thinking of me getting off to her is an indescribable a turn on. Not all the panties are here yet, and so I'm going to try and hold off a little longer. I must admit, it may be hard not to shoot my own fireworks off soon. I think I may NEED to, it may not be a choice in the near future.

Until next time, be safe out there and have a great time celebrating!

Monday, June 30, 2008

Insect


Insect. Is that what I am? Nothing more than a primitive creature, little more than a beating heart and nervous system? This morning I was accosted by a mosquito. Despite my free hand swatting it away, it continued its futile attempts at using me as a food source. It did make me think, of how my own lust mirrors so precisely this same innate yearning. Oh how I hunger for pussy, wet and moist, just as this little mosquito hungers for blood. And blood is the only thing that will satiate it's hunger, pussy is the only thing that will satiate mine. My proboscis stands out waiting to slide into it's intended target, it's ultimate goal to pump it's seed deep within, pulsing as it does so, as if by a tiny heart located within it's stiffness. My mind is blank, drawn to pussy like a moth to flame. Men will give up anything for pussy, risking injury or even our lives just like the little mosquito.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Four Weeks!!


Welcome Readers! Today marks a monumental occasion! It's now been FOUR weeks since I last shot a load of cum. Although it's a couple days short of an actual calendar month, what d'ya say I just go ahead and give myself credit for a month anyway? And so it is, that the countdown to cumming has begun. Yes, the hour of ejaculation grows near my friends. And how should the end of this journey be marked? Not by some simple jack off, no. It should be glorious, amazing and memorable. What to do then? Well, I have a plan in mind and todays pictures should clue you in. I've invited some of my lovely female readers to have a personal part in this special event, one I guarantee will not be forgotten. My hope is that they will cast aside any self reservations and send me a pair of their used panties to sniff while I'm milking my man muscle dry. Ladies, does the thought of me getting off to your personal scent turn you on? I'll be waiting to hear from you!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Idle Thoughts


Welcome Readers! How are you all? Our model of the day is Cassia Riley from Penthouse. Do check out their website if you get a chance, they have excellent photography. Well, I survived another weekend of stroking and teasing. I had yet another close call followed my a milky urination. Does that count as cheating? This time I actually could see and feel some globs of jism as it came out in my pee. Don't worry, my balls are still very full, bursting really. And how long has it been class? Twenty six days and counting. And now, off the top of the ol' noggin, a ribald tale of carnal delight (part one).

She stood there, legs parted, standing on four inch platform heels, the definition of sex itself. The cool night air felt good on her hot, moist pussy. She'd been longing for some attention all week. I knelt down between her legs, my hands gliding up and down over the silky thigh high stockings, massaging, rubbing, turning up the heat. Her shaved cunt was aching for my mouth and she let me know it, arching her back so her perky tits jutted out, nipples pointing up to the sky above, her ass melting into the my hands. I looked up and saw pure lust in her eyes. Her hands reached down as polished, manicured nails flicked gently at her nipples. My hands joined hers, squeezing at those lovely breasts so that her nipples were even more accessible to her finger tips. She let out a low moan as her hands slid down her body and onto my shoulders. She massaged the muscles there, she felt my tension. Her hands worked to my neck, pausing to again massage the taught muscles before making their way to the back of my head. She ran her fingers through my hair, I turned my head and kissed her hands gently. I put my face on her soft firm belly and smelled her perfume, my hands still kneading her breasts, rolling her nipples between my fore fingers and thumbs. She urged me forward, guiding my head toward her womanhood. Please baby, I need your mouth, your tongue, your love. I tease her and resist, my hands now on her amazing, firm ass, pulling her cheeks apart. She can feel her pussy slightly parting as I work her ass cheeks open and closed. Oooohhh baby, please take me, she pleads, her hands now trying to push my head forward into her. I raise up slightly so that my lips meet her lower belly. I kiss it gently while my hands continue to massage her ass, finger tips edging closer to her dripping cunt. I stand up and hold her tight. Our bodies pressed up against each other, my fully hard member pointed at the ceiling, pressed firmly against her pelvis. She wriggles her chest, rubbing her tits against me. Our hands massage each other's asses, I lick my finger and rub it at her little asshole. She jumps with excitement rotating her pelvis forward, then titling her ass back so far her pussy must have been fully exposed from behind, ass up like a beautiful doe. My fingers make their way forward to her pussy. I trace the outline of her slit, fingertip gliding along on her natural lube. Her hips mirror the motion, her head tilts back as she grooves to the sensations. My mouth kisses her neck, nose buried in her soft hair, mmm, gentle smell of perfume. My hands follow the curve of her back, tracing the little canal up the middle as I drop slightly to gain access to her breasts, sucking and nibbling at her hard, sensitive nipples. She reaches down, one hand from the front one from behind as they meet at her pussy. She rubs around her engorged clit with her fingertip while the other hand is fingering her pussy. The sensations become overwhelming and she cums, the first of many orgasms tonight. I like to fuck with the lights on, she knows this and takes advantage of my weakness to her smooth shaved pussy, parting herself with her hands. I can take no more and devour her, my mouth cupping her entire vagina. I rest my tongue against her slit and hold it there firmly, working it slowly. Her hands return to her tits, hips rocking gently to my tongue fucking. It's not long til her second cumming, her knees weaken under the intense waves of pleasure, she can barely balance in her whore shoes.

More to Cum!

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Three Weeks!

Valkommen Readers! If you read my post yesterday, then it's probably no big surprise, but today marks three weeks since my last cumming. Twenty one days folks! How much longer will this go on?

In other news, guess who was a BAD boy recently? OK, that was too easy, yeah yours truly. I was at a friend's place having supper the other night. After dinner, I found out that his room mate's dog was in one of the spare rooms of the apartment, penned up. I'm a sucker for animals, so I went in to give the dog some pats on the head and closed the door behind me so he wouldn't get out. He was pretty happy to see a friendly face. Anyway, while I was petting the dog, I noticed right there next to me was a laundry basket. Oh boy, the curiousity got the best of me. I could see what looked like a thin wasitband in one corner. Could it be? I listened to make sure no one was coming and quickly leaned over to get a better look. My eyes did not deceive me, it was indeed a pair of thong panties. Again I listened to see if the coast was clear, then feeling somewhat safe, I reached over and took the panties out. Stretchy cotton Victoria's Secret thongs, the "Pink" line to be exact. Not my favorite, but heck, beggars can't be choosers right?! Anyway, I carefully went hamper diving and found no less than five pairs of panties. Four were of the pink line, but one was an "Angels" line nylon panty. It was exquisite, floral piping ran up the front panel, the waist and leg openings had no thick line of elastic, the material simply ended there with a very thin stitching. They were like a delicate lavender colored flower. I brought them to my nose and enjoyed the faint scent, a mixture of perfume and pussy, mmm. I had to be careful as the door was not locked and the floors are carpeted, so someone could easily enter the room at any moment. I nervously stuffed the panties into my pocket. Not all of them, just the Angels one, the others I had carefully placed back into the hamper. Oh how I wanted those panties. I thought about taking them, then put them back. Then I put them back in my pocket. Then I put them back. Three maybe four times this happened. The owner of the panties is a statuesque Asian beauty, five feet ten inches tall, slender with perky tits and ass. The lips of her mouth pout so perfectly, seemingly made for the act of kissing and more. You can imagine my dilema, what does a panty addicted perv like myself do in such a situation? Especially with my mind not in it's clearest state right now (no doubt due to the overflowing trapped sperm swimming up into my cranium). The dog watched as the panties went back and forth from the hamper. Alas, in the hamper is where they stayed. Do the right thing, I told myself, inhaling her scent one last time before dropping her heavenly soft silky panties back in the basket.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

RRrrrruffflles!!!!!!!!!!

Howdy Readers! How are my peeps doing? You all know what a ruffled panty does to me right? Today's pic comes from Met-Art, a high end site. I've got to say, they do know their art over there. The pictures featured on the tour pages are mind boggling. I am not a member, but if I was to spend my hard (no pun intended) earned cash on a site, this would be a top contender. As for the panty, mmmmm!!! Those delicate ruffles around the waist and leg openings are simply divine! And the sheer panel? Scrumptious!

Well, the journey continues on. It's now been twenty days since my last milking. My balls are noticeably full of cum. You can just feel it in there when you touch them (well if you were here and were an attractive girl and touched them). ;^) Even sitting in this chair right now, I can feel my full balls pressing against the chair and my thighs! I've been stroking my poor cock a lot too. Yesterday I almost had a repeat of the other day. The feeling was getting super intense, but I was able to stop myself before I got too close. Luckily I've had a lot to do lately and it's been taking my attention away from my need to cum. Actually, part of all this was to rearrange priorities so that the cumming would become numero uno on the list, but there always seems to be something else that needs dealing with. So that's the latest for now, see ya soon.

Monday, June 16, 2008

A Close Call


Hola Readers! How was your weekend? Hope you all had a horny good time. My ongoing saga of no O continues. Yes, that's right I actually made it through the weekend without blowing my wad! It's been eighteen days now. Saturday I had a pretty close call. I had an opportunity to wear my new Victoria's Secret garter belt and some silky nylon stockings around the house so I was pretty horny. I was teasing my poor cock all morning and finally around mid afternoon, I was on a razor thin edge of letting go. I kept stroking and stopping, stroking and stopping. I told myself I'd better stop because I was getting so close, but I just couldn't, the pleasure was too intense. Finally, I felt a powerful orgasm one stroke away and I had to grab myself really hard to stop it. My poor cock was left twitching in the air, for quite some time I might add. I think it was hoping to get one last touch so it could unload my balls. Actually the next time I took a leak, the pee was kind of cloudy and it foamed on the surface of the water. Probably some cum that made it's way out somehow.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Two Weeks!!

Greetings readers! Break out the champagne, I made it to the two week mark! Yes, that's right, today marks two weeks since my last release. To recap for the new people, the idea in doing this wasn't to turn off my libido, but to turn it up to 11 (on a scale of 1 to 10). In acting toward that goal, I have been using my free time to sexually tease myself, either physically or through intense visual stimulation with porn. I've watched some porno movies etc and come pretty close to the big O, but never gone over the edge. My libido is very much elevated throughout the day, but I still haven't achieved the full experience as I remember it from past denial periods. How long will this all go on? Now that I've reached the two week marker I imagine it may become quite extreme from here on out. I don't have any particular plans of when to end the abstinence, I guess I'll try and wait and see where it takes me (or maybe how much I can take).

In other panty news, have a look over at A Slip of a Girl for her latest posting. She brings up an interesting topic. Are cutesy panties actually pedophilia? As one of the worlds biggest haters of pedophiles, I happen to disagree. Let me get this straight with you all, I have no tolerance of pedophiles at all. I can see her point and appreciate her fear, but in this age of political correctness, we seem to be taking everything way too seriously. She is correct that we should be guarding against pedophiles, but I think persecuting companies that make cute panties is going too far. I've written here many times about how the naughty school girl outfit is a huge turn on for me. I'm not sure what it is about it that turns me on, but I'm one hundred and ten percent sure it ain't because I'm a sick pervert who prays on kids. Our country has definitely taken a step backwards in some areas. I think that at some point it was OK (normal even) for men to fantasize about sexy high school cheerleaders and now if a guy admitted to that, he'd be branded a pervert. Case in point, the x rated film Debbie Does Dallas was one of the best selling/rented porno movies ever. This was a story of high school/teenage cheerleaders (played by adults of course). I believe it was made back in the 70's or 80's, but I doubt they'd be able to make such a movie now. Does that mean that everyone who watched that movie is a pedophile? I doubt it. Where do we draw the line? I think we all need to lighten up and relax a bit, it's supposed to be fun.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

A New Addition

Welcome Readers! Well, it's now been twelve days since my last full release and believe me the train is picking up steam now. All my thoughts are now starting to blur into dirty thoughts. It seems like everything is a turn on right now. And as predicted, my horniness has triggered a new purchase for my lingerie collection, a garter belt. Yeah, somehow, the idea of owning another garter belt was too much for me to take and I bought it despite the fact that I don't need it at all. I actually have a few garter belts already which I just love, so I doubt I'll regret the purchase after the big release. Yeah, looks like the twelfth day was the turning point for me this time between normal horniness and hyper horniness. My cock has been getting a lot of play time and secret touches here and there. The jittery feeling in my balls is now almost constant too. I watched some porn on DVD too while I stroked myself silly, brought myself to the edge, but was able to stop myself just short of release! You all would have been so let down if I gave in, I just couldn't do it. LOL, imagine if a guy came from the past in a time machine and discovered what people write about on their blogs!

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Mini Milestone


G'day readers! How was your weekend? Mine was pretty busy; which made it a little easier for me to make it to my second milestone of ten days of no O. Yeah, I had quite a bit going on and with the lack of sleep, overeating and drinking, it has all kept my libido from boiling over too badly. I did spend several hours looking at porn on my computer though. I pleasured myself a few times a day too, almost going too far. I didn't want to ruin the whole thing or let you all down by letting myself go, so I stopped myself. I also haven't had a chance to sit down and watch any porno movies either, which might prove to be the tipping point. One of my activities this weekend was a wedding. Somehow I've always loved brides. They look so beautiful in their wedding gowns. I imagine the lovely white lingerie that must be underneath that lovely dress. Anyway, at this point, the horniness isn't getting out of hand yet. I can feel a slight tingly feeling in my crotch area though, probably the beginnings of the extreme horniness that awaits me. So, how far do I take this? When should I relieve my lustful load? I'm thinking the two week marker should be the minimum goal for myself. I guess I'll just see where it takes me and decide somewhere on the way.

Thursday, June 05, 2008

One Week!

Howdy Readers! How y'all doing? Me? HORNY! Well, hornier than usual anyway, which is pretty dang horny. If you read my last post then you know I'm trying to abstain from a full "O" in order to heighten my libido (as if it needs it). Anyway, today was the first milestone, I made it a week! Woo Hoo! As predicted my libido is already in a heightened state and my thoughts are even more sexual than usual. Today was pretty stressful in other ways and so I really didn't have a chance to do any teasing or pleasing, but yesterday I spent some quality time by myself if ya know what I mean. I've gotta run for now, keep you posted on my progress.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

That Deep Down Feeling


Welcome Readers! And how are you all doing? Rolling along just fine I'm sure. I went on a little road trip with some friends for an extended weekend. Sometimes you just need to get away for spell and relax. Things have been pretty hectic for me, so it was really a nice break. Being in close proximity to my friends, I couldn't even think about relieving myself sexually. The result is some pent up sexual energy going on in my body. Ever go through a period when just about everything is turning you on? It's like being really hungry and the mere mention of some food makes your mouth water. I guess I'm an extreme person, because I really like feeling uncontrollably horny. It makes me feel more alive; all my senses seem to be heightened. I walk down the street and imagine what a woman's vagina would taste like, or my neighbor's wife sucking my cock. The imagery is quite vivid in my mind. Or I'll wonder if she ever fantasizes about getting gang banged, or of course what her panty drawer looks like. The problem with being in this state of constant arousal is that I can't really concentrate on the other things around me that need attention. It's a question of balance. Of course cumming on a daily basis can be fantastic as well, but I recommend that men go through one of these abstinent periods of horniness at least two or three times a year to get your sexual mind purified and focused. I'm toying with the idea of edging myself for weeks on end. I can't remember exactly, but in the past I've made it for two months or so without ejaculating. It wasn't easy, I was SO horny. My cock was on red alert. I do bad things when I'm that horny. I'll buy panties for my collection or spend hours looking at porn, when I have important things that need doing. What do you think, should I go for an intense trip and deny full orgasm to myself? Perhaps.