Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Bonjour Readers! Thanks for spending time here at the Badside throughout the 2008 year. I had a good time posting stuff for you all to read and look at, hopefully you've enjoyed it. Your Badside upped production and was able to hit the 100 post mark exactly as we end the year... not too shabby eh? Woo Hoo!!
Well, as the year draws to a close, as I have done in years past, I encourage you to pop your cork at the cock/clit stroke of midnight. It may happen a lot more this year since the celebration is toward the middle of the week instead of the weekend (lack of parties and all). What better way to kick off the new year than having a well deserved orgasm? I'm unsure of my plans thus far, so I may or may not have the opportunity to do this myself, but you can rest assured I'll let you know of any naughty activity that takes place!
Have a great one everybody and stay safe!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Hola Readers! I went down to the mall last night. It was crowded, lots of people running all about. Of course I had to stop in and check out the Victoria's Secret sale. The place was a mad house with all the panties out in shallow bins on top of tables. The store was packed with women browsing the goods. I noticed a couple of other guys in there as well. They were with their ladies though as opposed to me, a perverted dude by himself! ;^P Anyway, the guys looked like a mixture of nervous to be in there and giddy excited that their women were buying lingerie. One guy was going through the panties and he and his girl were giggling at what they'd find in the piles. I didn't buy anything, just looked around briefly (pun fully intended).
Also on sale 'til the end of the year, the Fleshlight masturbation device for men. I own one of these things, (it's my one and only masturbation toy 'sides these two hands of mine) and I can recommend it. At first I found it to be a little strange feeling. It's not like a real woman, there's obviously no interaction or feedback coming from it, but it does feel pretty good once you are accustomed to the sensations. I bought an "Ice" model, that's the clear one, because I thought it was a little less pervy than the pink version, but I DO NOT recommend it. I discovered after buying it, that the clear versions of Fleshlights are stickier than their colored counterparts. The stickiness makes it very hard to handle, imagine one of those rubbery, goo toys that stick on the wall when you throw them, except this is a giant one. It makes it harder to insert into it's sleeve and harder to clean up as well. I have noticed that it has lost some of it's stickiness over time, but I still recommend the pink or mocha versions which are supposedly a bit less sticky. Whichever you choose, now is a great time to treat yourself to one of these toys since you can get 20 percent off, just type in promo code KISS08 at checkout.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Welcome Readers! A quick post today, I just wanted to note that skin flick director Gerard Damiano passed away. This happened a couple of months back, but I didn't hear or read of it until recently. He was famous for directing "Deep Throat", credited by many as the film that made porn mainstream. I hear this film referenced a lot in 70's stuff, (people asking others if they'd seen it or want to go to see it together, etc), not to mention the use of the name in the infamous Watergate scandal. That actually confused me a lot before. When I became aware of porn and I'd hear in school about the Watergate scandal, I wondered which used the name first. I didn't think it could have been the porn title being used as a name in such a serious case, but in the end it really was exactly that. Strange times those must have been! I watched it once on tape, it was an odd movie to me. It's sort of a comedy, not really something that would make me feel horny, or at least that's what I rememeber of it. I found that sweet Andy Warhol-ish art pictured above depicting Ms Lovelace doing her thing in the movie. Nice!
Friday, December 26, 2008
Welcome Readers! I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. Did Santa bring you what you wanted? No? Maybe you were naughty again! Well, luckily for you the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale is on so maybe you can find what you wanted after all. They had some really cute ruffled panties, but they're all gone. :^( Hope some of you got a few pairs for yourselves. I thought the sale usually started in January. Maybe with the economy in a downturn they had to start it early this time. I really like the panties pictured above, they have the ruffles I love and garter straps too...very nice!
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
I enjoy going to the Car and Motorcycle shows when they come through town. It doesn't matter that I have no intention of buying either one any time soon, it's just fun to go see what's out there and dream about what could be. Of course there are more than just car models there, there are also beautiful female models showing the cars and many lovely ladies in attendance as well. The economy definitely showed it's effect at this years motorcycle show. I'd guess the attendance was roughly half of what I have seen in recent years, and the manufacturers had much less elaborate displays. A certain motor company from Milwaukee really let me down, having a tiny booth on the side of the show with a total of ONE bike on display. This company, while I'm sure is being affected by the economic downturn, should have HUGE reserves of cash available given the windfall off sales it has enjoyed over the last 15 years or so. I thought it was kind of uncool of them not to have a better presentation at the show. At any rate, the professional models were much fewer in number this year. Sorry no model pictures from the show to share this time. :^(
The pic of the day comes from VS, it's an older picture, but I thought it was so cute I couldn't resist posting it! Hope you like it!
Monday, December 22, 2008
Hola Readers! Did you take the week off or are you toiling away a little longer? If you're in need of a quick gift, why not give someone you love herpes? No, not real herpes silly, I'm talking about the cute, cuddly soft kind of herpes. What's that? No such thing you say? Well, just click here for the evidence. See, there's a variety of plights and blights available for all your family and friends to enjoy! :^D
OK, all kidding aside, your Badside is featuring Brit model Nicole McLean posing adorably with ol' Saint Nick. I wonder what Mrs Claus thought of all that? Beats cookies and milk that's for sure! Anyway, she's promoting Ultimo lingerie, a brand that until today was completely unknown to me. You can have a peek at their website here. As far as I can tell, they seem to be primarily a bra company.
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Howdy Readers! Do you see anything you like under the tree? That's the very sexy Silvia Saint pictured for your holiday enjoyment.
Although I seem to have a lifelong love of things lingerie, I do go through periods when I wonder if the addiction may have left me. The last few months, I haven't felt the pull of silky underthings on my wallet. In fact, I've been very good in that area. Part of the reason is that I already have a lot of lingerie in my collection and quite frankly can't afford the drawer space for much more. Another reason is that the budget needs to be spread around to more practical uses.
At any rate, it has been a long while since I've bought any lingerie and even when I've looked at on line catalogs, I haven't felt the super hungry feeling inside to buy anything; until the other day. For some reason, the flames seemed to have been fully rekindled. I must have spent several hours looking at all the lovely panties, imagining how they might feel against my sensitive and engorged skin. I like to fill my virtual shopping cart with a wish list of silkies, then go back and whittle it down item by item. Victoria's Secret is offering free two day shipping on orders over $100 right now BTW. A good deal if you can afford it. I ordered a few panties from another site called Fresh Pair. The nice thing about this site is they offer free shipping, even on small orders. They carry a lot of different brands, from everyday type panties to much more luxurious items. Anyway, I ordered a couple of panties that I'd been eyeing for some time now, a little gift to myself. This was my first order from Fresh Pair, so I'll let you know how it goes and take a few pics of my new panties when they come in.
Edit: I changed the picture above after realizing that I had posted it last year! Hope you like the new one.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Hola Readers! I'm close to a new milestone here at the Badside. Somewhere around mid year I realized that I might actually hit the 100 post mark by year's end. As of this one, I'm at 92, but there's less than two weeks remaining before the year closes out. Still, my production here has definitely been on the upswing. I'll see if I can hit that mark, but I only want to do it if I have something interesting (to me anyway) to say, anything less would be cheap. ;^)
Anyway, I think all my holiday shopping is done for the year, even bought the usual "just in case" gifts, they're still unwrapped, but ready to go. Pictured above are some seasonal sensations from Frederick's of Hollywood. I always liked the maribou (sp?) accents they use on lingerie. I know, it's so cutesy, but maybe that's what I like about it, the playfulness and fun of it. Mrs. Claus needs to get her naughty on too!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
A bit of sad news in today's post. You might have already heard, but the forever lovely Bettie Page has passed away. She was truly an American icon. Photos of her have influenced countless artists and models over the years. I wish you Merry Christmas Bettie Page and say thank you for being the person you were. I'll take this moment to again remind my readers that "The Notorious Bettie Page" starring Gretchen Mol is a fantastic movie to watch. I'm not entirely sure of it's biographical accuracy, but it does tell an interesting tale and the film is very well acted; highly recommended.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Hola Readers! How's the week shaping up for ya? I finally got a chance to watch the VS Fashion Show over the weekend. My buddy has an HDTV and had recorded it in HD as well. The picture quality was amazing, breathtaking really. The girls were looking beautiful and glamorous as always. We were gathered that evening to watch the Oscar De La Hoya fight (great fight by the way, although amazingly one sided). My friends aren't exactly lingerie experts, but they sure liked what they saw (talking about the lingerie now ;^P). I was thrilled to see all my favorite lingerie models walking the stage in spectacular clarity.
Any of you football fans remember the Pay Per View event during halftime of the Super Bowl named The Lingerie Bowl? Yes, for those of you who don't remember, it is exactly what you are imagining. Women in lingerie playing football. Now, I don't need to tell anyone who's a regular reader of this blog, how much of a lingerie fan I am. And most of you also know I love the football. Combining these two great loves would seem to be a match made in heaven, right? Well, not for this lingerie and football pervert. It's not like chocolate and peanut butter or ice cream and cake or even steak and potato. No these two wonderful things need to be separate and exclusive. Something about the thought of that pretty lingerie getting ripped and muddied doesn't sit well with me. I enjoy seeing women in sensual settings, soft pillows and warm comfortable surroundings.
I'd much rather see some women really playing football than a thinly disguised excuse for watching scantily clad women traipse about in frilly undergarments. I sometimes catch myself rewinding a TV recording to see a pretty woman in lingerie and then think, why am I doing that when I can watch REAL porn? Of course, there are many people out there who no doubt disagree with me wholeheartedly, and to you I say cheers and enjoy.
Back on point, there happens to be an entire LEAGUE built around that event and the games are available on a TV near you. You can click here and read all about it. Of course if someone I knew was to get this and I happened to be at their house, I'd have to watch it, uh you know, so I could criticize it! ;^P
Friday, December 05, 2008
Ciao Readers! Guess what? My recording of the Victoria's Secret show worked this year, YAY! OK, so you say you're bummed out because the economy is in such poor shape. You think the dark clouds are hanging over us and there's no bright spot in sight? Wrong, the Badside is here with some good news for ya. Yes, even though the economy is in a slump there's no reason to fret because lingerie sales are up, up, up. It seems our friends over in the UK can't get enough knickers and bras to satisfy themselves as the panty provider BeCheeky.com is claiming a 100 percent rise in sales year over year from 2007 to 2008 (you can read all about it here). So if you want a sound investment it seems you should go open that lingerie drawer and have a look. I'm sure with all that new lingerie floating around, sales weren't the only thing on the rise! ;^)
In other naughty business news, it seems a certain soft drink maker is looking to put some more fizz in their soda sales by hiring Jill Beraud, former Chief Marketing Officer at Victoria's Secret. Yes, Jill spent 13 years at the silky intimates maker under the same role (article here). Here's wishing good luck to her at her new job.
Lastly, our good friends over at Frederick's of Hollywood are trying to help out the cash strapped citizens of our country by offering a list of twelve sexy items available for under $50. Yes, as in years past, I am again suggesting lingerie as the perfect gift for that special someone (or yourself, whether you've been naughty or nice). In case you were wondering, the panties pictured above are Frederick's own Jungle Bells crotchless, $16.
So in conclusion, the economy might still look bad, but you or your honey will be looking good in that new lingerie this holiday season! Have a great weekend everyone!
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Howdy Readers! Today's pics are by special request from Sheen, yes the lovely Beyonce at this years AMA's. Wow...what a woman! She's what we refer to around here as thick and juicy! LOL! ;^D I read that she didn't want her husband Jay-Z (lucky bastard) to buy her a precious stone ring for their engagement. Personally, I'm opposed to the mining of precious stones because I hate to see mother earth being raped for what amounts to expensive trinkets. Add to that the HORRIBLE things happening in Africa (Blood Stones) where forced, slave and child labor is occuring regularly as well as hacking off people's hands and feet and there's not much justification for precious stone jewelry. That's just my opinion, I don't judge other people for wanting jewelry, it's just not right for me. Anyway, let me get down off my soapbox now. Where was I? Oh yeah, just wanted to say that I like her attitude and hope more women follow her lead on the ring thing.
And one last order of business, a quick reminder to watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show tonight on CBS. Class dismissed.
Monday, December 01, 2008
Hola Readers! How was the long weekend for you? Did you venture into the madness that is Black Friday? Did you overindulge yourself on turkey and other edible delights? Did you veg out on the couch and watch too much TV? Hope you did all of the above. ;^)
Today is a quick post to alert you of the upcoming Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Said show will be airing this Wednesday, Dec. 3rd at 10 PM on CBS. In past years, my recorder has mysteriously plotted against me seeing this show. I think I tried several years and it would never get recorded. Finally two years ago, I got it right (or the machine felt sorry for me) and I was able to record it. I'll be attempting to repeat the act this year as well (keep your fingers crossed). I think the show is shot in HD so it really looks spectacular. Anyway, I guess for lingerie freaks like me, this has become like the Charlie Brown specials growing up; a marker letting you know the holidays are here!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Howdy Readers! I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. Did you eat a lot of delicious home cooking? I've never been one who likes battling mobs of people at the mall, so in the past I have always tried to get my holiday shopping done early. Last year I did a lot of my shopping on line too. I'm not criticizing others, but to me the idea of getting to the store at 4 AM the day after Thanksgiving seems like torture. I can definitely understand the high one must get from being one of the few people to get one of the teaser promotionals at a dirt cheap price though.
Not sure if any of you are big music fans, but I watched some of the AMA awards on TV the other night. I love these red carpet events where the stars get all swanked up for the cameras. You always see something unusual or sexy being worn. At the risk of becoming a Rihanna fan blog, I have to post these two pics of her at the event. When she won her award the camera followed her up the stairs to the stage. She was very lady like and held the back of her dress down, much to my dismay as I was hoping to see her panty covered or bare ass under there.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Hola Readers! How was your weekend? Well we're into our short week here so hold on tight and get ready for the holiday. YAY...football and turkey, two great reasons to be thankful for sure! The pic of the day has nothing to do with anything I'm writing about today, just something that I liked and thought you might too.
When the weather starts to get cold it's always a great excuse to rent some movies and veg out in front of the TV. Of interest to the horny readers of this blog might be "Taking Lives" a thriller starring the lovely Angelina Jolie. The movie was just so so, maybe a bit too predictable for me, but not a complete waste either. The saving grace here was Angelina going topless. She has very nice natural breasts, although she is a bit skinny looking too. Her arms are verging on skeletal, which is not a turn on to me. Still, there's some extra thrill that one gets from seeing a celebrity in the buff. Not sure why that is.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Mire Dita Readers! How was your week? Aw come on now, it wasn't that bad was it? Well, your Badside is here to make it all better. Just think what it'd be like if you were some gorgeous young singer and you couldn't even buy some cute lil panties for yourself without mobs of people watching. Hmm, I can relate somewhat in that I don't like being watched when I go lingerie shopping either. LOL, thought my loyal readers might get a kick out of reading about the plight of a famous person. Have a great weekend everyone!
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Hola Readers! How is your week going so far? In current events, I hear there is a possible class action law suit against Victoria's Secret. A woman claimed that a VS bra irritated her skin and caused her some medical problems. Hardly seems like lawsuit material (pun intended). I think that the US is over zealous in bringing this sort of case to court. For gosh sakes, if the bra is irritating your skin, don't wear it, return it to the store and complain, end of story. I'm not totally defending the big corporations either, we all know they can be quite greedy and evil if left unchecked. I will say that VS has always provided me with excellent product and usually good service at their many locations. Comparing my VS panties and lingerie with other brands, the materials and workmanship of the products are usually a cut above most other brands. I even have a few higher end pieces of lingerie and they seem about the same level of over all quality. Does that make me a VS fan-boy? :^D
PS: Of course pictured above is a lovely lingerie set from Vicky's Secret.
Monday, November 10, 2008
Howdy Readers! How was your weekend? Happened to catch R and B singer Robin Thicke (pictured above with sexy singer Rihanna) on TV the other night on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy asked Robin about panties being thrown up on stage during his performances. Robin recalled several interesting incidents. In one case, he said he was singing with his eyes closed and his shirt was all sweaty; when he opened his eyes there were two panties stuck on his shirt. In a second case, he said a girl had thrown her panties on stage and he slipped and fell down. He says that now he has a guy who picks up all the panties so that won't happen again. Jimmy was delighted to learn that there was an actual occupation in that field. I wouldn't mind doing that as a part time gig!
Friday, November 07, 2008
Watched the movie "Quills" starring Geoffrey Rush recently, great movie. The acting is superb and Titanic chick Kate Winslet is so titillating in her period dress, her lovely breasts bursting from the top (see above cover pic). Actually Rush is just amazing (as usual) in his role as the Marquis De Sade. Kind of reminds me of Amadeus, playful and naughty with a stubborn streak. Makes you wonder just what is it in those books the Marquis wrote that is so bad we still are banned from reading them? I know the legend of the man, he was not so cheeky in reality, or so I've heard. Perhaps some research is in order? The film definitely plays sympathetic to the naughty Marquis, and is sending a clear signal about modern censorship. Though somewhat sexual in nature, the film is not really sexy, more of a naughty jab at the conservative types of the world. Winslet does reveal her ample bosom, but the context in which it's done is not something that will excite the viewer, nor was it intended to. Well, have a great weekend everyone, do try and stay out of trouble.
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Hola Readers! Hope you all went out and voted yesterday. I had to do quite a bit of reading, as there were so many propositions on the ballot time around. Generally, I'm against over regulation by government. I think it's a bad idea. I know most laws are enacted with good intentions, but I don't think we need a law for everything. The problem is that people challenge common sense or try and circumvent the exsisting laws and go around the spirit of what was written. At any rate, I'm getting side tracked here. I would like to say that we are living in exciting times. Our President elect is a black man! I don't think his race had much to do with the election at all for most people, and that my friends is a good thing. Maybe our nation can finally put past pain and wrong doing behind us and move forward together as one. It's a proud moment for America, whether you voted for Obama or not, you have to be proud of our nation for taking this step. In San Francisco there was a proposal to bar the police from arresting hookers. Not exactly the same as legalized prostitution. I could see how the cops would then target the johns since they couldn't go after the hookers. If you're going to legalize prostituion, you have to do it right. Make it legal only under certain strict circumstances. Have health checks, age checks, no pimping rules, control pricing, and maybe a zoned area of activity or only allow transactions to take place indoors. Knee jerk initiatives have no place on the ballot, I wish people would think things through before they put things out there. I shouldn't say any more, this isn't a political blog after all. Have a great week everyone!
Thursday, October 30, 2008
HHhhhiiiisssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've cum to suck your....well you know what I want! ;^P Happy Halloween everyone! I thought you'd enjoy the Frederick's of Hollywood panty ghost I made for the occasion, just for you. Any naughty costume ideas this year? For ladies, the pussycat, naughty nurse, French maid, and cheerleader are obvious ones that always seem to be a hit. For guys, I'm not sure what's the best. It'd be pretty funny for a group to do the Village People or something, especially if they're all straight guys, LOL! Of course there's no need to wait til Halloween to play dress up, is there? Have a fun and safe time!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Happy Diwali Readers! Diwali is an Eastern holiday celebrating Good over Evil, which to me sounds like a great reason to celebrate. Apparently the celebrants light candles or lights signifying the victory over evil.
On a down note, it is with great sadness that I mention that one of my favorite stores is closing. Yes, Mervyn's, the retail chain, located mostly on the West coast has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy and will be shutting the doors on ALL of its locations after the holidays. I have great memories of shopping for panties at various Mervyn's. They often had great sales and they carried their own in store brands of knock off versions of Victoria's Secret fashion panties. Alas, my collection outgrew the meager space available for my delicates and I haven't bought much lingerie in recent times. I guess my own shopping habits have added to the burden. The majority of my collection was purchased at these stores so I guess in the future, I'll have to find a new place to shop. Kohl's is very similar in look and feel to Mervyn's, but it's missing something that the older chain had, although I can't quite put my finger on what that was exactly. If any of you are near a store location, go in and have a look, maybe treat yourself to some lingerie there while you still can.
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Welcome readers! The pic of the day comes from yet another lingerie fetish site; Mistress Jessica's. As I said, the site caters to lingerie pervs (myself included), so lots of silky nylon panties, slips and such to ogle there. Give it a look sometime, although once again, I'm not a member, so caveat emptor.
I spotted this in the paper and found it pretty funny coming from my perverted point of view, but I could see how a "regular" guy might not find it too comical to be in that situation. At any rate, I couldn't have asked for a better topic to post here on my blog, read on.
DEAR ABBY: I am in my 70s, on Social Security and in my second marriage. My wife, "Irene," is in her early 50s and holds a good job. She also holds the purse strings, and allows me $5 a week for coffee with my friends. I drive a little scooter, and Irene has given me a gas credit card so I can get around.
Last week, I told her that I need some underwear and asked her for her store credit card. She said she has a drawer full of nylon panties and that I should wear them instead. She said when they are worn out she will buy me some new men's underwear. She also said she didn't want to waste any money on me since the panties are still wearable.
What if someone finds out? Irene says that since I'm over 70 it doesn't matter. Do you think this is right? -- PREFERS BRIEFS
Sounds like "Prefers" is actually into humilitation seeing as to how he wrote into a nationaly syndicated column about his little problem. Add to that the fact that he lets his wife humiliate him in front of his friends by giving him his piddly $5 allowance. How the heck does this guy last a week on $5 for coffee? Around here it can cost $5 for ONE cup of joe and that's with NO tip. LOL!! That's why I don't drink coffee! ;^P Anyway, me thinks Prefers should try on his wife's silky undies. You know you want to and you secretly want your friends to know about it too!
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Greeting Readers! How's things? Posted for your pleasure today is a lovely lacy white thong from the adult amateur web site Only the Real Deal. I'm not a member there so I couldn't tell you if it's any good, but I sure love this pic.
I applaud X Files star David Ducovney for coming forward with his porn addiction. I can imagine that it must have been very difficult for him to make that particular type of addiction public knowledge. I think people have now grown accustomed to other addictions and can understand them, but there is still some stigma or shame connected with sexual matters, at least here in the US. I wonder though, if there truly is such a thing as a porn or even sex addiction. We are prewired to long and crave sex. It's a natural tendency and one that has kept the human race procreating since forever (hmm that's a lot of fucking!).
I have a coworker who said his wife doesn't like watching porn. I have sometimes wondered what it is exactly that makes us (or is it just me) want to watch other people having sex. We don't watch other people eating although it's also a pleasurable activity. No that would probably gross us out, wouldn' t it? Somehow watching sex is a turn on, yet at it's core, it is just a bodily function, nothing more. So why is it a turn on to watch? Do monkeys get horny if they see monkey porn with two (or more) monkeys going at it? I wonder. Come to think of it, I guess watching someone else eat can make us hungry, so perhaps watching fucking makes us horny in the same way? Food for thought.
Friday, October 17, 2008
Hola! How are you, my readers? I hope you all had a wonderful week! Did you happen to watch the Prez debate? I did. I won't comment any further than that, as I'm sure you're getting sick of all the politicing going on. No, you come to the Badside to escape from that stuff right? You know, like when you surf the net looking for something naughty to look at or read? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but I've been reading about how the airlines are now blocking porn access through their WiFi networks on the planes. I could see how that might be problematic for the flight attendants, but it saddens me to see the walls being put up in yet another place. Found a great article about it here, give it a look as it's very entertaining, written by sex columnist Violet Blue. I'd just think it'd be bad etiquette to surf for porn on a plane, at least if there's people sitting next to you. Either that or it's the ultimate weapon to get the person next to you to stop oozing over into your space!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Hola Readers! How is your week shaping up so far? A happy Thanksgiving to my neighbors up North in Canada. Haven't posted a panty from my collection in a long time, so today that's what you're gettin'. The panty of the day is a flutter-kini in a lovely floral print. These are a variation of a thong having no elastic in the leg openings. You can imagine how easily a hand can slip into these or how they can be pulled to the side with little effort. The material is a satin nylon, very silky to the touch. These were purchased at a Mervyn's store about nine years ago and are no longer available, long gone as a matter of fact. They were a copy of the Victoria's Secret version that were available around that same time. They seem to have held up fairly well, the elastic is still stretchy and no loose strings coming undone anywhere. Hope ya like 'em.
Friday, October 10, 2008
The story starts with our lady driving along when suddenly her car breaks down. A fake Burt Reynolds stops and picks her up and is rewarded with a nice cock sucking while he drives. She gets to her destination, a big house in the hills where she is applying for the live in maid position. Of course she wins the job and moves her things in right away and that night decides to celebrate by masturbating in her room. This scene has an orgasmic fantasy sequence where she imagines herself fucking the couple who hired her. She finishes herself off with a nice vibrator cumming on the bed while the pervy neighbor watches from the window.
The next day she seduces the lady of the house (played by Crystal Breeze) after "accidentally" touching her in the privates whilst giving her a full body massage. Not a bad scene to tug your man meat to given that both ladies are very pretty with sexy bods. One thing of note, the movie is from the 80's so there are actual pubic hairs on the ladies. I know, some of you didn't even know that grown women have pubes, yes, it's true and the evidence is right here on the movie. Anyway, our little Amber is all about equality so she goes on to suck the man of the house to a nice orgasm as well.
The pervy neighbor, played by Ron Jeremy (who else) ends up getting to play submissive to Amber in the pool, eating her pussy underwater. That scene didn't do a whole lot for me, but the next one did. After Amber serves dinner, she sneaks back into the dining room on her hands and knees and proceeds to eat wifey's pussy under the table unbeknownst to hubby. The visual on this scene is great, with Amber in her French maid outfit lifting wifey's skirt and pulling down her silky panties. After wifey has her secret orgasm, she excuses herself from the table and Amber goes to work on hubby's stiff cock. Mmm, what a way to cap off a meal!
Next, we find out that Amber is here for a purpose and that purpose is to get the couple to loosen up sexually. You see, wifey has been refusing to suck hubby's cock, telling him to just get on top like usual while she lays there like a rubber doll. Well, beyond her oral lessons that they have been getting individually, our Amber has something else very special in mind. Yes, the cocktail party at the house shall be more fun than any of the guests had imagined. Amber puts her special love potion in the punch bowl and voila, instant orgy. This includes the stupid robot that's on the cover picture above. They glued on a dildo to it and made it fuck some girl at the party, not very convincingly I might add.
Her job now complete, Amber packs her bags and is off into the night to find another couple in need of some lessons.
I give this movie seven out of ten stars. The fantasy scene did it for me, with soft focus and good lighting, great editing and pacing, it was by far the best scene in the movie. The other scenes were just OK and typical. Amber is lovely and I find Crystal Breeze particularly fetching with a slinky, sexy body topped with natural perky breasts. Of course I could be biased because I just loved seeing her spread her panty covered crotch open for Amber under the table. I say give it a rent if you can find it.
Well, that's it for now, have a great weekend everyone!
Monday, October 06, 2008
Hola Readers! I apologize for the long hiatus, just needed to get my head straight as life has been a little haywire lately. OK, the noggin isn't really right, but then again, I doubt it ever was or will be. To distract you all, I've posted the above pic. Lovely, no?! The pic comes from a place that you lingerie fanatics will want to bookmark. It's a company that makes all sorts of naughty lingerie that will make your mouth water, Leg Avenue. Just take a peek at the "Role Play" section of goodies...I could go insane thinking of the fun!
Are any of you fight fans? Did you happen to catch the Kimbo fight last Sat? What a let down. I haven't seen anything that bad since that Tyson fight back in the day. Anyway, I have to say that I was somehow turned on by the two ladies who fought one another. One is pretty and thus dubbed the face of MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), the other looked more like the tough chick who knows how to take care of herself. They were both a turn on, but somehow, the less attractive girl seemed like she might be hotter in the sack. Maybe it was her attitude, I loved the pre fight scowl she gave the camera. She looks like she can take it rough and hard, that's something not all girls can do. I think a lot of women make the mistake of thinking they must look like Charlize Theron and weigh not one pound more than Kate Moss or men won't find them attractive. Wrong! I can't speak for all guys, but I'd say the majority of us like all kinds of women. What one man deems unattractive another calls exotic (or erotic). It mostly boils down to attitude and demeanor (and perhaps her lingerie collection and whether she minds sharing it with me...;^P ).
Friday, September 12, 2008
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
It was a Friday on a hot May evening, one of those nights when summer's heat is lapping at spring's end like waves crashing on a sandy beach, coming up a little further each time. It had been a long week as school was always pretty intense around that time of year. I'd been a good boy and done my studies and now I would reap my rewards. I needed only wait for my girlfriend to come over after work. Outside my apartment I could hear the bustle of excitement as the heat stirred up the local riff raff. Guys in cars with loud music blaring, motorcycles tuned for speed and sound. Girls and guys walking the streets looking for hot fun from the opposite sex. She came right over after work, but it couldn't have been fast enough. I felt like a starved and crazed animal in heat, caged and ready to be unleashed upon her tender flesh. I was hungry for her, hungry for her sex. I tried to contain myself as I let her in the door. My eyes looked her up and down imagining her feminine treats beneath that beautiful slinky black dress. She always looked her best when she went to work. She was a hostess at a popular local restaurant where the rich folk and an occasional sports celebrity or two would come through to dine. I poured her a cool cocktail and we sat down and began to kiss. My hands making their way down her body, caressing every square inch of her through the soft material. I unzipped the back of her dress and exposed her black bra covered tits. I kissed her neck and down her chest pausing as I undid the clip at the front. It was like music went off as her tits were exposed to me. My mouth on them, licking and sucking, my fingers tweaking, palms rubbing, squeezing. I kissed her more, deep with passion, our tongues intertwined, dancing together, my hands kneeding the soft flesh of her wonderful ass. Then my hand, almost with a mind of its own was on her legs, rubbing, gliding up and down her thighs. My hand disappeared into the black void of the bottom of her dress. I felt her heat, rubbing her cunt through her black silky pantyhose. I wondered what kind of panties she was wearing and like a kid on Christmas, I couldn't wait to find out. I pulled her dress up and my eyes examined what I had been longing all week. I couldn't take it any more and ripped the crotch of her panty hose open, pulled her panties to the side and devoured her pussy. My hot mouth over her, tongue licking her to ecstasy. The sex was passionate, hot and wild. It was something we both needed badly and nothing else would quench our thirst. Two animals overcome with lust. Oh, sweet memories.
Friday, September 05, 2008
Kia ora readers! How did your week go (or maybe I should ask where did your week go)? Ah, another weekend is upon us, time to relax, unwind and enjoy yourself. And what better way to relax than rooting your favorite football team to victory? Yes, football season is here at last. Of course this means not only the action on the gridiron, but off as well. Cheerleaders! It's too bad they don't show them a little more between plays. Actually, it's quite amazing how much work these ladies put into their dance practice and routines. They're out there in the blazing sun dancing and cheering while we are all comfy at home or in the stands enjoying ice cold refreshment. They deserve more credit than they get.
I know that many people don't enjoy the whole team sport thing, but I think they just aren't looking at it the right way. Of course there are those who take it WAY too seriously too. If you fall into the first category, I recommend you rent "Friday Night Lights" the TV series on DVD. It's an excellent show that goes beyond the play field into the lives of the players, coaches and their families. It's really a great show even if you absolutely hate football, I can almost guarantee you'll enjoy the series.
Friday, August 29, 2008
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Dobrý Den readers! I trust you all had a good weekend. So how is the week kicking off for you all? I know in the past I have mentioned my high stress levels, but it has occurred to me on more than one occasion that I am a stress hog. Yeah, I'm that guy who is always neck deep in stress, always in a rush, always wants to do things just right. On a recent trip I took with a friend, we went to get massages (one each that is) at a small parlor. I only get massages once in a while, but it always makes me realize how much tension I carry in my body. If you've never had a real professional massage, go out and get one. It's well worth the money as it does wonders for your over all feelings of well being. Your whole aura is returned to a more natural state, quite amazing. I took a quick nap the other day and as I was laying there I could feel how tight the muscles in my body were. I'm just not very good at relaxing I guess. I find it boring to go to the park or beach and just sit there. I'd much rather be throwing a football around or walking. Sorry to say the massage was not the "Happy Ending" variety. I could only imagine how much more relaxed I would have been after that. Hmm, maybe that's why you can sometimes tell when someone has been recently fucked, it's that relaxed and happy glow they exude! ;^)
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Monday, August 18, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
I've been a long time fan of the web site Rabeccassecret.com. That's where today's pic comes from. Rabecca is a gorgeous blond who is lovingly photographed in her full cut nylon undies by her hubby. The material on the site is best described as soft core. I find the pics of her to be very beautiful (well with that subject matter, what else could I say) and classy. I tried going to the site a a few weeks back and discovered it was GONE! Oh, the utter sorrow of losing such a great panty oriented site! Anyway, I was surfing around recently and found Panty Belles, which is apparently where my Rabecca disappeared to. The site looks almost identical in layout to the old site, but I guess it's no longer dedicated to Rabecca only. I see a link for their store, where on the old site they sold some very tasteful full cut panties of their own design and manufacture. Oh yes, these people are true panty fanatics in every sense of the meaning. These are the types of people I need to get to know! At any rate, please have a gander over there. I think it's pretty well done, but keep in mind this is a mom and pop operation, and not a pro site.
Now go and cheer for panties and for your country!
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
PS: Me likes the bikinis the beach volleyball ladies on team USA are wearing! They have this sort of sheer swoop that goes around the outer part of the back panel, very cute.