Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy New Year!!!

Bonjour Readers! Thanks for spending time here at the Badside throughout the 2008 year. I had a good time posting stuff for you all to read and look at, hopefully you've enjoyed it. Your Badside upped production and was able to hit the 100 post mark exactly as we end the year... not too shabby eh? Woo Hoo!!

Well, as the year draws to a close, as I have done in years past, I encourage you to pop your cork at the cock/clit stroke of midnight. It may happen a lot more this year since the celebration is toward the middle of the week instead of the weekend (lack of parties and all). What better way to kick off the new year than having a well deserved orgasm? I'm unsure of my plans thus far, so I may or may not have the opportunity to do this myself, but you can rest assured I'll let you know of any naughty activity that takes place!

Have a great one everybody and stay safe!

Tuesday, December 30, 2008


Hola Readers! I went down to the mall last night. It was crowded, lots of people running all about. Of course I had to stop in and check out the Victoria's Secret sale. The place was a mad house with all the panties out in shallow bins on top of tables. The store was packed with women browsing the goods. I noticed a couple of other guys in there as well. They were with their ladies though as opposed to me, a perverted dude by himself! ;^P Anyway, the guys looked like a mixture of nervous to be in there and giddy excited that their women were buying lingerie. One guy was going through the panties and he and his girl were giggling at what they'd find in the piles. I didn't buy anything, just looked around briefly (pun fully intended).

Also on sale 'til the end of the year, the Fleshlight masturbation device for men. I own one of these things, (it's my one and only masturbation toy 'sides these two hands of mine) and I can recommend it. At first I found it to be a little strange feeling. It's not like a real woman, there's obviously no interaction or feedback coming from it, but it does feel pretty good once you are accustomed to the sensations. I bought an "Ice" model, that's the clear one, because I thought it was a little less pervy than the pink version, but I DO NOT recommend it. I discovered after buying it, that the clear versions of Fleshlights are stickier than their colored counterparts. The stickiness makes it very hard to handle, imagine one of those rubbery, goo toys that stick on the wall when you throw them, except this is a giant one. It makes it harder to insert into it's sleeve and harder to clean up as well. I have noticed that it has lost some of it's stickiness over time, but I still recommend the pink or mocha versions which are supposedly a bit less sticky. Whichever you choose, now is a great time to treat yourself to one of these toys since you can get 20 percent off, just type in promo code KISS08 at checkout.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Deep Throat

Welcome Readers! A quick post today, I just wanted to note that skin flick director Gerard Damiano passed away. This happened a couple of months back, but I didn't hear or read of it until recently. He was famous for directing "Deep Throat", credited by many as the film that made porn mainstream. I hear this film referenced a lot in 70's stuff, (people asking others if they'd seen it or want to go to see it together, etc), not to mention the use of the name in the infamous Watergate scandal. That actually confused me a lot before. When I became aware of porn and I'd hear in school about the Watergate scandal, I wondered which used the name first. I didn't think it could have been the porn title being used as a name in such a serious case, but in the end it really was exactly that. Strange times those must have been! I watched it once on tape, it was an odd movie to me. It's sort of a comedy, not really something that would make me feel horny, or at least that's what I rememeber of it. I found that sweet Andy Warhol-ish art pictured above depicting Ms Lovelace doing her thing in the movie. Nice!

Friday, December 26, 2008

VS Ruffles!

Welcome Readers! I hope you all had a wonderful holiday. Did Santa bring you what you wanted? No? Maybe you were naughty again! Well, luckily for you the Victoria's Secret Semi Annual Sale is on so maybe you can find what you wanted after all. They had some really cute ruffled panties, but they're all gone. :^( Hope some of you got a few pairs for yourselves. I thought the sale usually started in January. Maybe with the economy in a downturn they had to start it early this time. I really like the panties pictured above, they have the ruffles I love and garter straps too...very nice!

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Feliz Navidad!!

Here's wishing everyone a safe and wonderful holiday!!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Bike Show

I enjoy going to the Car and Motorcycle shows when they come through town. It doesn't matter that I have no intention of buying either one any time soon, it's just fun to go see what's out there and dream about what could be. Of course there are more than just car models there, there are also beautiful female models showing the cars and many lovely ladies in attendance as well. The economy definitely showed it's effect at this years motorcycle show. I'd guess the attendance was roughly half of what I have seen in recent years, and the manufacturers had much less elaborate displays. A certain motor company from Milwaukee really let me down, having a tiny booth on the side of the show with a total of ONE bike on display. This company, while I'm sure is being affected by the economic downturn, should have HUGE reserves of cash available given the windfall off sales it has enjoyed over the last 15 years or so. I thought it was kind of uncool of them not to have a better presentation at the show. At any rate, the professional models were much fewer in number this year. Sorry no model pictures from the show to share this time. :^(

The pic of the day comes from VS, it's an older picture, but I thought it was so cute I couldn't resist posting it! Hope you like it!

Monday, December 22, 2008

Ho Ho Ho!

Hola Readers! Did you take the week off or are you toiling away a little longer? If you're in need of a quick gift, why not give someone you love herpes? No, not real herpes silly, I'm talking about the cute, cuddly soft kind of herpes. What's that? No such thing you say? Well, just click here for the evidence. See, there's a variety of plights and blights available for all your family and friends to enjoy! :^D

OK, all kidding aside, your Badside is featuring Brit model Nicole McLean posing adorably with ol' Saint Nick. I wonder what Mrs Claus thought of all that? Beats cookies and milk that's for sure! Anyway, she's promoting Ultimo lingerie, a brand that until today was completely unknown to me. You can have a peek at their website here. As far as I can tell, they seem to be primarily a bra company.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Panty Addicition

Howdy Readers! Do you see anything you like under the tree? That's the very sexy Silvia Saint pictured for your holiday enjoyment.

Although I seem to have a lifelong love of things lingerie, I do go through periods when I wonder if the addiction may have left me. The last few months, I haven't felt the pull of silky underthings on my wallet. In fact, I've been very good in that area. Part of the reason is that I already have a lot of lingerie in my collection and quite frankly can't afford the drawer space for much more. Another reason is that the budget needs to be spread around to more practical uses.

At any rate, it has been a long while since I've bought any lingerie and even when I've looked at on line catalogs, I haven't felt the super hungry feeling inside to buy anything; until the other day. For some reason, the flames seemed to have been fully rekindled. I must have spent several hours looking at all the lovely panties, imagining how they might feel against my sensitive and engorged skin. I like to fill my virtual shopping cart with a wish list of silkies, then go back and whittle it down item by item. Victoria's Secret is offering free two day shipping on orders over $100 right now BTW. A good deal if you can afford it. I ordered a few panties from another site called Fresh Pair. The nice thing about this site is they offer free shipping, even on small orders. They carry a lot of different brands, from everyday type panties to much more luxurious items. Anyway, I ordered a couple of panties that I'd been eyeing for some time now, a little gift to myself. This was my first order from Fresh Pair, so I'll let you know how it goes and take a few pics of my new panties when they come in.

Edit: I changed the picture above after realizing that I had posted it last year! Hope you like the new one.

Friday, December 19, 2008

100 on the Year?

Hola Readers! I'm close to a new milestone here at the Badside. Somewhere around mid year I realized that I might actually hit the 100 post mark by year's end. As of this one, I'm at 92, but there's less than two weeks remaining before the year closes out. Still, my production here has definitely been on the upswing. I'll see if I can hit that mark, but I only want to do it if I have something interesting (to me anyway) to say, anything less would be cheap. ;^)

Anyway, I think all my holiday shopping is done for the year, even bought the usual "just in case" gifts, they're still unwrapped, but ready to go. Pictured above are some seasonal sensations from Frederick's of Hollywood. I always liked the maribou (sp?) accents they use on lingerie. I know, it's so cutesy, but maybe that's what I like about it, the playfulness and fun of it. Mrs. Claus needs to get her naughty on too!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Hot DVD!

Hey Y'all! How are you doing? I rented another movie the other day, this one starring the very pretty Diane Lane (pictured above). The movie is titled "Unfaithful", so right off the bat you get a pretty good idea of what might be going on in the movie. The movie did a fairly good job of showing a person overcome with passion. Where the passion becomes a drug and you can't live without it, no matter the cost. The weather around here has been downright frigid, but watching some of the sex scenes in this movie made me feel all steamy! I want to say more, but I wouldn't want to ruin the movie for you. I will say that I enjoyed watching this one, and I can recommend it. It's not cheap like a Micky Rourke film or something, the acting here is very good and the love making although extremely passionate is tastefully portrayed. Give it a rent when you get the chance.

Monday, December 15, 2008


A bit of sad news in today's post. You might have already heard, but the forever lovely Bettie Page has passed away. She was truly an American icon. Photos of her have influenced countless artists and models over the years. I wish you Merry Christmas Bettie Page and say thank you for being the person you were. I'll take this moment to again remind my readers that "The Notorious Bettie Page" starring Gretchen Mol is a fantastic movie to watch. I'm not entirely sure of it's biographical accuracy, but it does tell an interesting tale and the film is very well acted; highly recommended.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

PB and J

Hola Readers! How's the week shaping up for ya? I finally got a chance to watch the VS Fashion Show over the weekend. My buddy has an HDTV and had recorded it in HD as well. The picture quality was amazing, breathtaking really. The girls were looking beautiful and glamorous as always. We were gathered that evening to watch the Oscar De La Hoya fight (great fight by the way, although amazingly one sided). My friends aren't exactly lingerie experts, but they sure liked what they saw (talking about the lingerie now ;^P). I was thrilled to see all my favorite lingerie models walking the stage in spectacular clarity.

Any of you football fans remember the Pay Per View event during halftime of the Super Bowl named The Lingerie Bowl? Yes, for those of you who don't remember, it is exactly what you are imagining. Women in lingerie playing football. Now, I don't need to tell anyone who's a regular reader of this blog, how much of a lingerie fan I am. And most of you also know I love the football. Combining these two great loves would seem to be a match made in heaven, right? Well, not for this lingerie and football pervert. It's not like chocolate and peanut butter or ice cream and cake or even steak and potato. No these two wonderful things need to be separate and exclusive. Something about the thought of that pretty lingerie getting ripped and muddied doesn't sit well with me. I enjoy seeing women in sensual settings, soft pillows and warm comfortable surroundings.

I'd much rather see some women really playing football than a thinly disguised excuse for watching scantily clad women traipse about in frilly undergarments. I sometimes catch myself rewinding a TV recording to see a pretty woman in lingerie and then think, why am I doing that when I can watch REAL porn? Of course, there are many people out there who no doubt disagree with me wholeheartedly, and to you I say cheers and enjoy.

Back on point, there happens to be an entire LEAGUE built around that event and the games are available on a TV near you. You can click here and read all about it. Of course if someone I knew was to get this and I happened to be at their house, I'd have to watch it, uh you know, so I could criticize it! ;^P

Friday, December 05, 2008

The Economy

Ciao Readers! Guess what? My recording of the Victoria's Secret show worked this year, YAY! OK, so you say you're bummed out because the economy is in such poor shape. You think the dark clouds are hanging over us and there's no bright spot in sight? Wrong, the Badside is here with some good news for ya. Yes, even though the economy is in a slump there's no reason to fret because lingerie sales are up, up, up. It seems our friends over in the UK can't get enough knickers and bras to satisfy themselves as the panty provider is claiming a 100 percent rise in sales year over year from 2007 to 2008 (you can read all about it here). So if you want a sound investment it seems you should go open that lingerie drawer and have a look. I'm sure with all that new lingerie floating around, sales weren't the only thing on the rise! ;^)

In other naughty business news, it seems a certain soft drink maker is looking to put some more fizz in their soda sales by hiring Jill Beraud, former Chief Marketing Officer at Victoria's Secret. Yes, Jill spent 13 years at the silky intimates maker under the same role (article here). Here's wishing good luck to her at her new job.

Lastly, our good friends over at Frederick's of Hollywood are trying to help out the cash strapped citizens of our country by offering a list of twelve sexy items available for under $50. Yes, as in years past, I am again suggesting lingerie as the perfect gift for that special someone (or yourself, whether you've been naughty or nice). In case you were wondering, the panties pictured above are Frederick's own Jungle Bells crotchless, $16.

So in conclusion, the economy might still look bad, but you or your honey will be looking good in that new lingerie this holiday season! Have a great weekend everyone!

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Don't Forget

Howdy Readers! Today's pics are by special request from Sheen, yes the lovely Beyonce at this years AMA's. Wow...what a woman! She's what we refer to around here as thick and juicy! LOL! ;^D I read that she didn't want her husband Jay-Z (lucky bastard) to buy her a precious stone ring for their engagement. Personally, I'm opposed to the mining of precious stones because I hate to see mother earth being raped for what amounts to expensive trinkets. Add to that the HORRIBLE things happening in Africa (Blood Stones) where forced, slave and child labor is occuring regularly as well as hacking off people's hands and feet and there's not much justification for precious stone jewelry. That's just my opinion, I don't judge other people for wanting jewelry, it's just not right for me. Anyway, let me get down off my soapbox now. Where was I? Oh yeah, just wanted to say that I like her attitude and hope more women follow her lead on the ring thing.

And one last order of business, a quick reminder to watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show tonight on CBS. Class dismissed.

Monday, December 01, 2008

The Holidays are Here!

Hola Readers! How was the long weekend for you? Did you venture into the madness that is Black Friday? Did you overindulge yourself on turkey and other edible delights? Did you veg out on the couch and watch too much TV? Hope you did all of the above. ;^)

Today is a quick post to alert you of the upcoming Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Said show will be airing this Wednesday, Dec. 3rd at 10 PM on CBS. In past years, my recorder has mysteriously plotted against me seeing this show. I think I tried several years and it would never get recorded. Finally two years ago, I got it right (or the machine felt sorry for me) and I was able to record it. I'll be attempting to repeat the act this year as well (keep your fingers crossed). I think the show is shot in HD so it really looks spectacular. Anyway, I guess for lingerie freaks like me, this has become like the Charlie Brown specials growing up; a marker letting you know the holidays are here!