Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Fleshlight

I ordered a "Fleshlight" last week, it's supposed to come tomorrow or something (and hopefully I will too!). I gotta admit, I'm looking forward to trying that thing out. For those of you who don't know what they are, the FL is a sleeve for guys. Hey if you gals can have your D-dos and vibes why can't we have our toys too? ; ) This is actually my first toy ever, so I have no idea what it will be like, hopefully it will be somewhere near as good as they say it is. It's pretty amazing, but there are actually user groups for these things! Anyway, I'll give you all a holla when I get it and let you know what it's like.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Who's Naughty?

I'm back! Just hought I should fullfill my mission statement and give you readers something interesting. Hmm, let's see, I guess I could tell you about a girl I was dating. She was pretty cute, but we really didn't have much chemistry, at least not the flowing sort where you just click right away. I dated her for quite a while as she had revealed to me that she was a lesbian and had never been with a guy before me. In fact she was seeing me at the same time as her girlfriend! Needless to say, the thought of having a three way with those two kept me around a lot longer than I should have. I did meet the GF a few times. She was a lipstick lesbo, average looking, nice body, actually nicer than the other one had. The GF was pretty jealous though and so nothing ever came about. Too bad!

It's so weird to us guys, but we imagine lesbians having kinky sex togehter and whatnot, but this girl was really naive. She really didn't know much about lesbians or sex. She was a real cock tease though! We used to go out dancing and get drunk together. She liked wearing slinky little tight dresses that hugged her curves. She had rather small breasts, but I liked them a lot. I always say the size of the tit isn't as important as the girl they're attached to. Anyway, she really enjoyed clubbing and we'd freak dance a lot. She'd rub her ass in my crotch or straddle my thigh and rub herself on my leg! Such a freak! She used to try and spend time with me and her GF separately and was really spreading herself too thin, so I got tired of all the drama and bs and cut her loose. More to come...

Saturday, January 28, 2006

The Grand Opening

Hi! Welcome to my Blog. The purpose of this blog is simple, everyone has a bad or naughty side, and this is the place where I will be expressing that side of myself. So, here you can come and read the miscellaneous ramblings of an average joe (and maybe laugh at me?). This is just a place for me to vent and talk about stuff I wouldn't normally feel free to say to anyone else. Since this is actually my first and only blog, I don't know what to expect and neither should you. Who knows what craziness will spew forth from my keyboard! More to come...