Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Sales


Hola Readers! I went down to the mall last night. It was crowded, lots of people running all about. Of course I had to stop in and check out the Victoria's Secret sale. The place was a mad house with all the panties out in shallow bins on top of tables. The store was packed with women browsing the goods. I noticed a couple of other guys in there as well. They were with their ladies though as opposed to me, a perverted dude by himself! ;^P Anyway, the guys looked like a mixture of nervous to be in there and giddy excited that their women were buying lingerie. One guy was going through the panties and he and his girl were giggling at what they'd find in the piles. I didn't buy anything, just looked around briefly (pun fully intended).

Also on sale 'til the end of the year, the Fleshlight masturbation device for men. I own one of these things, (it's my one and only masturbation toy 'sides these two hands of mine) and I can recommend it. At first I found it to be a little strange feeling. It's not like a real woman, there's obviously no interaction or feedback coming from it, but it does feel pretty good once you are accustomed to the sensations. I bought an "Ice" model, that's the clear one, because I thought it was a little less pervy than the pink version, but I DO NOT recommend it. I discovered after buying it, that the clear versions of Fleshlights are stickier than their colored counterparts. The stickiness makes it very hard to handle, imagine one of those rubbery, goo toys that stick on the wall when you throw them, except this is a giant one. It makes it harder to insert into it's sleeve and harder to clean up as well. I have noticed that it has lost some of it's stickiness over time, but I still recommend the pink or mocha versions which are supposedly a bit less sticky. Whichever you choose, now is a great time to treat yourself to one of these toys since you can get 20 percent off, just type in promo code KISS08 at checkout.

3 comments:

A. Secret said...

Next time you go to Vic Secrets take me with you. We can take turns modeling the stuff for each other in the dressing room ;-)
XX

badside said...

OMG!! You sure like pushing my buttons, don't cha?! I know a few buttons to push too! ;^D Have a great New Year!

SheenV said...

Oooh, the Fleshlight! I've always wanted one of them. You lucky dog. And if I can just find the time to get to Vicky's....