Thursday, October 30, 2008

Happy Halloween



HHhhhiiiisssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've cum to suck your....well you know what I want! ;^P Happy Halloween everyone! I thought you'd enjoy the Frederick's of Hollywood panty ghost I made for the occasion, just for you. Any naughty costume ideas this year? For ladies, the pussycat, naughty nurse, French maid, and cheerleader are obvious ones that always seem to be a hit. For guys, I'm not sure what's the best. It'd be pretty funny for a group to do the Village People or something, especially if they're all straight guys, LOL! Of course there's no need to wait til Halloween to play dress up, is there? Have a fun and safe time!

Monday, October 27, 2008

End of an Era


Happy Diwali Readers! Diwali is an Eastern holiday celebrating Good over Evil, which to me sounds like a great reason to celebrate. Apparently the celebrants light candles or lights signifying the victory over evil.

On a down note, it is with great sadness that I mention that one of my favorite stores is closing. Yes, Mervyn's, the retail chain, located mostly on the West coast has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy and will be shutting the doors on ALL of its locations after the holidays. I have great memories of shopping for panties at various Mervyn's. They often had great sales and they carried their own in store brands of knock off versions of Victoria's Secret fashion panties. Alas, my collection outgrew the meager space available for my delicates and I haven't bought much lingerie in recent times. I guess my own shopping habits have added to the burden. The majority of my collection was purchased at these stores so I guess in the future, I'll have to find a new place to shop. Kohl's is very similar in look and feel to Mervyn's, but it's missing something that the older chain had, although I can't quite put my finger on what that was exactly. If any of you are near a store location, go in and have a look, maybe treat yourself to some lingerie there while you still can.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Problem at Home?


Welcome readers! The pic of the day comes from yet another lingerie fetish site; Mistress Jessica's. As I said, the site caters to lingerie pervs (myself included), so lots of silky nylon panties, slips and such to ogle there. Give it a look sometime, although once again, I'm not a member, so caveat emptor.

I spotted this in the paper and found it pretty funny coming from my perverted point of view, but I could see how a "regular" guy might not find it too comical to be in that situation. At any rate, I couldn't have asked for a better topic to post here on my blog, read on.

DEAR ABBY: I am in my 70s, on Social Security and in my second marriage. My wife, "Irene," is in her early 50s and holds a good job. She also holds the purse strings, and allows me $5 a week for coffee with my friends. I drive a little scooter, and Irene has given me a gas credit card so I can get around.

Last week, I told her that I need some underwear and asked her for her store credit card. She said she has a drawer full of nylon panties and that I should wear them instead. She said when they are worn out she will buy me some new men's underwear. She also said she didn't want to waste any money on me since the panties are still wearable.

What if someone finds out? Irene says that since I'm over 70 it doesn't matter. Do you think this is right? -- PREFERS BRIEFS

Sounds like "Prefers" is actually into humilitation seeing as to how he wrote into a nationaly syndicated column about his little problem. Add to that the fact that he lets his wife humiliate him in front of his friends by giving him his piddly $5 allowance. How the heck does this guy last a week on $5 for coffee? Around here it can cost $5 for ONE cup of joe and that's with NO tip. LOL!! That's why I don't drink coffee! ;^P Anyway, me thinks Prefers should try on his wife's silky undies. You know you want to and you secretly want your friends to know about it too!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Why?


Greeting Readers! How's things? Posted for your pleasure today is a lovely lacy white thong from the adult amateur web site Only the Real Deal. I'm not a member there so I couldn't tell you if it's any good, but I sure love this pic.

I applaud X Files star David Ducovney for coming forward with his porn addiction. I can imagine that it must have been very difficult for him to make that particular type of addiction public knowledge. I think people have now grown accustomed to other addictions and can understand them, but there is still some stigma or shame connected with sexual matters, at least here in the US. I wonder though, if there truly is such a thing as a porn or even sex addiction. We are prewired to long and crave sex. It's a natural tendency and one that has kept the human race procreating since forever (hmm that's a lot of fucking!).

I have a coworker who said his wife doesn't like watching porn. I have sometimes wondered what it is exactly that makes us (or is it just me) want to watch other people having sex. We don't watch other people eating although it's also a pleasurable activity. No that would probably gross us out, wouldn' t it? Somehow watching sex is a turn on, yet at it's core, it is just a bodily function, nothing more. So why is it a turn on to watch? Do monkeys get horny if they see monkey porn with two (or more) monkeys going at it? I wonder. Come to think of it, I guess watching someone else eat can make us hungry, so perhaps watching fucking makes us horny in the same way? Food for thought.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Not So Free Flight


Hola! How are you, my readers? I hope you all had a wonderful week! Did you happen to watch the Prez debate? I did. I won't comment any further than that, as I'm sure you're getting sick of all the politicing going on. No, you come to the Badside to escape from that stuff right? You know, like when you surf the net looking for something naughty to look at or read? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but I've been reading about how the airlines are now blocking porn access through their WiFi networks on the planes. I could see how that might be problematic for the flight attendants, but it saddens me to see the walls being put up in yet another place. Found a great article about it here, give it a look as it's very entertaining, written by sex columnist Violet Blue. I'd just think it'd be bad etiquette to surf for porn on a plane, at least if there's people sitting next to you. Either that or it's the ultimate weapon to get the person next to you to stop oozing over into your space!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Floral and Fluttery


Hola Readers! How is your week shaping up so far? A happy Thanksgiving to my neighbors up North in Canada. Haven't posted a panty from my collection in a long time, so today that's what you're gettin'. The panty of the day is a flutter-kini in a lovely floral print. These are a variation of a thong having no elastic in the leg openings. You can imagine how easily a hand can slip into these or how they can be pulled to the side with little effort. The material is a satin nylon, very silky to the touch. These were purchased at a Mervyn's store about nine years ago and are no longer available, long gone as a matter of fact. They were a copy of the Victoria's Secret version that were available around that same time. They seem to have held up fairly well, the elastic is still stretchy and no loose strings coming undone anywhere. Hope ya like 'em.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Classic Review

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Monday, October 06, 2008

I'm Baaaack!


Hola Readers! I apologize for the long hiatus, just needed to get my head straight as life has been a little haywire lately. OK, the noggin isn't really right, but then again, I doubt it ever was or will be. To distract you all, I've posted the above pic. Lovely, no?! The pic comes from a place that you lingerie fanatics will want to bookmark. It's a company that makes all sorts of naughty lingerie that will make your mouth water, Leg Avenue. Just take a peek at the "Role Play" section of goodies...I could go insane thinking of the fun!

Are any of you fight fans? Did you happen to catch the Kimbo fight last Sat? What a let down. I haven't seen anything that bad since that Tyson fight back in the day. Anyway, I have to say that I was somehow turned on by the two ladies who fought one another. One is pretty and thus dubbed the face of MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), the other looked more like the tough chick who knows how to take care of herself. They were both a turn on, but somehow, the less attractive girl seemed like she might be hotter in the sack. Maybe it was her attitude, I loved the pre fight scowl she gave the camera. She looks like she can take it rough and hard, that's something not all girls can do. I think a lot of women make the mistake of thinking they must look like Charlize Theron and weigh not one pound more than Kate Moss or men won't find them attractive. Wrong! I can't speak for all guys, but I'd say the majority of us like all kinds of women. What one man deems unattractive another calls exotic (or erotic). It mostly boils down to attitude and demeanor (and perhaps her lingerie collection and whether she minds sharing it with me...;^P ).

Friday, September 12, 2008

Louise!!

Shalom readers! Another week draws to an end. How did yours go? What better way to kick off the weekend than with some nice lingerie pics? Today the Badside is featuring the lovely Louise from Louise's Nylon Heaven website. She's yet another British girl who specializes in panties and lingerie. It seems our British friends are quite the lingerie "hobbyists" shall we say. I sure can't argue against that! This girl has legs that seem to go on forever, and wrapped in silky stockings they are just fabulous to ogle. Have a great one everybody!

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Why I Love Pantyhose

Hola Readers. How's your week going? Well you made it half way, hang in there! I can't believe that it's September already. The picture above is of Ariel Andrews, an erotic model who used to specialize in pantyhose related material. As a kid I never found pantyhose to be erotic for some reason. I remember a teacher I had in grade school, showing up one day in black pantyhose. I overheard one of the male gym teachers commenting to her on how he liked them. She wore them quite often after that! :^) No, pantyhose really didn't do much for me until I was a little older. For one thing I saw a porno where a guy fingers a girl in her pantyhose and you could see his hand through the sheer material, a very erotic image for sure. The thing that really sold me on pantyhose was a personal experience I had when I was in college. Do you remember that scene in Basic Instinct where Michael Douglas goes over to his phsychiatrist GF's place and gives it too her hard, rough and good? Yeah, that's pretty much how it went.

It was a Friday on a hot May evening, one of those nights when summer's heat is lapping at spring's end like waves crashing on a sandy beach, coming up a little further each time. It had been a long week as school was always pretty intense around that time of year. I'd been a good boy and done my studies and now I would reap my rewards. I needed only wait for my girlfriend to come over after work. Outside my apartment I could hear the bustle of excitement as the heat stirred up the local riff raff. Guys in cars with loud music blaring, motorcycles tuned for speed and sound. Girls and guys walking the streets looking for hot fun from the opposite sex. She came right over after work, but it couldn't have been fast enough. I felt like a starved and crazed animal in heat, caged and ready to be unleashed upon her tender flesh. I was hungry for her, hungry for her sex. I tried to contain myself as I let her in the door. My eyes looked her up and down imagining her feminine treats beneath that beautiful slinky black dress. She always looked her best when she went to work. She was a hostess at a popular local restaurant where the rich folk and an occasional sports celebrity or two would come through to dine. I poured her a cool cocktail and we sat down and began to kiss. My hands making their way down her body, caressing every square inch of her through the soft material. I unzipped the back of her dress and exposed her black bra covered tits. I kissed her neck and down her chest pausing as I undid the clip at the front. It was like music went off as her tits were exposed to me. My mouth on them, licking and sucking, my fingers tweaking, palms rubbing, squeezing. I kissed her more, deep with passion, our tongues intertwined, dancing together, my hands kneeding the soft flesh of her wonderful ass. Then my hand, almost with a mind of its own was on her legs, rubbing, gliding up and down her thighs. My hand disappeared into the black void of the bottom of her dress. I felt her heat, rubbing her cunt through her black silky pantyhose. I wondered what kind of panties she was wearing and like a kid on Christmas, I couldn't wait to find out. I pulled her dress up and my eyes examined what I had been longing all week. I couldn't take it any more and ripped the crotch of her panty hose open, pulled her panties to the side and devoured her pussy. My hot mouth over her, tongue licking her to ecstasy. The sex was passionate, hot and wild. It was something we both needed badly and nothing else would quench our thirst. Two animals overcome with lust. Oh, sweet memories.

Friday, September 05, 2008

Are you ready?



Kia ora readers! How did your week go (or maybe I should ask where did your week go)? Ah, another weekend is upon us, time to relax, unwind and enjoy yourself. And what better way to relax than rooting your favorite football team to victory? Yes, football season is here at last. Of course this means not only the action on the gridiron, but off as well. Cheerleaders! It's too bad they don't show them a little more between plays. Actually, it's quite amazing how much work these ladies put into their dance practice and routines. They're out there in the blazing sun dancing and cheering while we are all comfy at home or in the stands enjoying ice cold refreshment. They deserve more credit than they get.

I know that many people don't enjoy the whole team sport thing, but I think they just aren't looking at it the right way. Of course there are those who take it WAY too seriously too. If you fall into the first category, I recommend you rent "Friday Night Lights" the TV series on DVD. It's an excellent show that goes beyond the play field into the lives of the players, coaches and their families. It's really a great show even if you absolutely hate football, I can almost guarantee you'll enjoy the series.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Jock Wears Panties

Hola! How is everybody doing? Did you all enjoy the long weekend? I came across a panty reference in an unexpected place recently. I was watching "John Tucker Must Die", a movie I'd categorize under the "Teenager Movie" heading. It's actually written from the girl's perspective rather than the usual male side. Oddly, I seem to enjoy this type of film and do find the female perspective versions to be more entertaining (think Clueless and Mean Girls), but I guess that's a whole other post. Anyway, the lead male is played by Jesse Metcalf, that guy who Eva Longoria seduced on Desparate Houswives (we should all be so lucky). His character is a playa who gets all the ladies. Of course the girls find out about each other and want revenge. Long story short, they trick him into wearing some ladies thong panties. The idea being to humilate him by showing the whole school that he wears ladies panties. This backfires on the girls when he uses his swave cool to convince the entire school of how great it is to wear panties. I won't say any more than that, in case you decide to check it out. It's light hearted fun, but don't expect too much from it.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Take a Chill Pill


Dobrý Den readers! I trust you all had a good weekend. So how is the week kicking off for you all? I know in the past I have mentioned my high stress levels, but it has occurred to me on more than one occasion that I am a stress hog. Yeah, I'm that guy who is always neck deep in stress, always in a rush, always wants to do things just right. On a recent trip I took with a friend, we went to get massages (one each that is) at a small parlor. I only get massages once in a while, but it always makes me realize how much tension I carry in my body. If you've never had a real professional massage, go out and get one. It's well worth the money as it does wonders for your over all feelings of well being. Your whole aura is returned to a more natural state, quite amazing. I took a quick nap the other day and as I was laying there I could feel how tight the muscles in my body were. I'm just not very good at relaxing I guess. I find it boring to go to the park or beach and just sit there. I'd much rather be throwing a football around or walking. Sorry to say the massage was not the "Happy Ending" variety. I could only imagine how much more relaxed I would have been after that. Hmm, maybe that's why you can sometimes tell when someone has been recently fucked, it's that relaxed and happy glow they exude! ;^)

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Heat

Hola Readers! How is your week going? Almost the weekend again! So guess who's posting his second HNT pic? At the risk of turning away all my male readers, I thought I'd throw another pic out for the ladies. Featured this week is a little skin from the clavicle area. Do you know that feeling you get when you work up a good sweat? Your body feels like it's glowing as the blood pumps through you. Don't you love that? I recall a hot and humid summer evening with a past GF. Her place was on the top floor of the building and it was like a sauna in there that night. We made hot, sweaty love for hours until our bodies were completely drenched and drained of all fluids. You could barely breathe the air was so hot and steamy. The windows were open, but we didn't care as we fucked each other for all the world to hear and see, like two wild animals in a tropical rain forest.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Vintage Gold Mine

Dia duit readers! How was your weekend? Hope you all had a good relaxing time. Mine was fairly uneventful, which for me is a good thing! The panty pic of the day is one I'm sure all the vintage lingerie lovers will enjoy. I have no clue as to the maker or actual vintage of these lovely pastel blue panties, perhaps an expert can chime in and enlighten the rest of us? In the name of the advancement of panty and lingerie lovers all over the globe, I put on an endless and tireless pursuit for material which will be of interest for all of you. OK, I just browse porn and when I find something that would be good for the blog, I paste it up here for ya. Today we have Dollhouse Bettie, a website and brick and mortar store located in a city known for it's debauchery, San Francisco. This little treat sells vintage and classic lingerie as well as dabbling in photography. I have to think that the owner(s) of the store must be some sort of Bettie Page fanatic(s). The website is very tasteful and fun to browse. I'm sure some of you will make it a regular stop on your net surfing. Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have told you guys, there might be a fight over all the panties! :^)

Friday, August 15, 2008

Rabecca!!

Howdy Readers! How was your week? I hope you all took advantage of the Olympics broadcasts and watched, cheered and screamed at your TVs hoping your country would win. That men's relay swim the other night was the most exciting swim race I've ever seen! All this late night viewing is taking a toll on yours truly though. I've not been as productive as I'd like to be (and a little cranky too).

I've been a long time fan of the web site Rabeccassecret.com. That's where today's pic comes from. Rabecca is a gorgeous blond who is lovingly photographed in her full cut nylon undies by her hubby. The material on the site is best described as soft core. I find the pics of her to be very beautiful (well with that subject matter, what else could I say) and classy. I tried going to the site a a few weeks back and discovered it was GONE! Oh, the utter sorrow of losing such a great panty oriented site! Anyway, I was surfing around recently and found Panty Belles, which is apparently where my Rabecca disappeared to. The site looks almost identical in layout to the old site, but I guess it's no longer dedicated to Rabecca only. I see a link for their store, where on the old site they sold some very tasteful full cut panties of their own design and manufacture. Oh yes, these people are true panty fanatics in every sense of the meaning. These are the types of people I need to get to know! At any rate, please have a gander over there. I think it's pretty well done, but keep in mind this is a mom and pop operation, and not a pro site.

Now go and cheer for panties and for your country!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Olympics

Aloha everyone! Just popped in here to post a pic for your amusement. Anyone got a good caption for this one? How about "and One, Two, Three, Four". Sorry for the lame post, gotta get to the tube and watch me some Olympic games! ;^)

PS: Me likes the bikinis the beach volleyball ladies on team USA are wearing! They have this sort of sheer swoop that goes around the outer part of the back panel, very cute.

Thursday, August 07, 2008

HNT Virgin


Hola Readers! Today I lose my virginity. OK not exactly in the traditional sense, that cherry was popped a long time ago. I'm talking about HNT virginity. I've been enjoying HNT on other people's blogs for a while now, so I thought maybe it's time to show some reciprocation and throw out a pic for the females out there. As many of you know, I'm the shy type and don't normally do this sort of thing so I'm feeling somewhat nervous about this. What do you think, is it cheesy? That's my manly side, "strength and honor"...LOL! ;^P Hope you like it ladies.

Monday, August 04, 2008

Oodles of Satin!



Guten Tag Readers! How was your weekend? Me, I attended a wedding where I got myself in trouble at the bar. I paid the price HEAVILY the next day...oh my aching head!! :^( Anyway, I ran into an old acquaintance there and boy was this guy a jack ass. I don't know if he was just kidding around or what, but I didn't remember him being such an a-hole back in the day. Let's just say he was acting very slimy like a used car salesman. I talk about sex and craving pussy and such here on the blog pretty frequently, but I'd like to think I know where to draw the line on being respectful of other people and being a douche bag. This guy was acting like he was the big guy's gift to women...Mr. Studmuffin himself in the flesh...ugh! Anyway, I was hoping to meet some ladies at the wedding, but frankly I was too inebriated to really do much flirting. Luckily, even as a drunk I am usually a gentleman, so I don't have anything to regret in that department.

Now then, I'll get to what you're probably wondering about, the pic of the day. Who is that beautiful woman, you ask? She is Vana from Vanaweb, her own site coming from across the pond in the UK. Lovely bird isn't she mate? I like to try and support panty related sites, so when I came across this one, I knew I'd be posting about it at some point. The thing I really love about her site is she specializes in...ta da...satin lingerie and panites. Ah, someone who likes the silky stuff, thank goodness! ;^) I am not a member or subscriber of her site, but this one looks like it might be a winner, especially if you like satin undies (who doesn't).

Friday, August 01, 2008

In Search Of...


Howdy Readers! The panty pic of the day is another from LV Panty, the web site dedicated to panty clad ladies. Gotta love those red satin full backs in the picture. Speaking of satin panties, I went to the mall today and hit a few stores to see what panties are out there. I was very much disappointed (again) by the selection. No cute satin string bikinis to be found. The closest I found was at Sears where they had some satin bikinis with a wide waistband. They weren't too bad, I think the price was two for ten dollars. Still, I went to Frederick's of Hollywood, Victoria's Secret, Sears and JC Penny and browsed the lingerie. I had heard through the panty lover grapevine that JCP had recently started carrying satin panties again, with (drum roll please) RUFFLES!! I searched in vain through the intimate apparel section of the store, finally asking the lady at the register. She said they didn't have them, but "go have a look over in that area" and pointed me over to a section I already went through. Nothing, nada, zilch, zippo, the big zero. I strongly suggest that you, my panty loving readers head down to your local JCP in case your local store does have these phantom panties. Please, if you find them, let me know if they really exist. I love the look that some ladies give me when they see me in the lingerie department. I got a cute smile from one shopper, made me feel all naughty inside! :^D