Grannys

Hey Everyone! How was your Valentine's Day? I saw actress Tricia Helfer on TV the other night and she mentioned that she doesn't like greeting card holidays including Valentine's Day. Maybe not so surprising when you consider the fact that she's pretty dang smoking hot, so she most likely gets showered with romance on a daily basis. Still, I give her props for standing up and telling it like it is.

I watched a DVD called Zack and Miri Make a Porno. I know what you're thinking, some stupid guy movie or something right? Wrong, this is actually a decent date movie believe it or not. The movie stars Seth Rogan, that funny guy who seems to be everywhere recently (Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, etc). Anyway, without ruining it for you, the movie is about a couple of friends, who happen to be a guy and girl and who need to come up with some quick money so they decide to make a porno. The lead girl Miri is played by Elizabeth Banks who does a great job of selling the character. The two lead characters have great chemistry as they trade insults and discuss vile topics together. They joke freely about each other's masturbation toys and such. She plays the character great, but in reality it's hard to find a girl who looks like her and talks about things like that so openly (Jenny McCarthy comes to mind). Anyway, where the heck was I going with all this? Well, the movie kind of starts the ball rolling with the lovely Miri undressing and revealing her gigantic granny pantys. It's pretty funny. They are not sexy at all either, they look like cotton with some little flowers on them. They make some pretty good jokes about them too. That's her pictured above and in case you were hoping she does NOT get naked or even topless in the movie...sorry! Also of note, classic porn star Traci Lords is in the film too and she also shows not a nipple...disappointing! I liked the movie overall and think it's worth a rent, it just would have been that much better with more female nudity. ;^D