Another Era

Hola mi Amigos y Amigas! How are you all doing? I found yet another fascinating lesson in history that I just knew would be of interest to you all. It's so funny because back when I was a kid in school, I found history SO boring. Maybe it was the teachers, or maybe it was the presentation. All I know is that I didn't like it very much. Now if they were giving a lesson on say, I don't know, maybe the panty raids that swept American college campuses in the 1950's, then yeah, I probably would have paid more attention! Anyway, here's a link to the article, very interesting stuff, must have been a quite a time.

Naughty Behavior

Abenaki Readers! How was your weekend? Mine was pretty uneventful (a good thing). I took in a movie, but sadly there were just no sexy scenes to tell you about. I did however come across this very funny little snippet that I thought you, my horny readers, would enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OzoegsO17w&NR=1

This guy is hilarious!

Playin' Footsie

Hola Readers! The weeks almost over, don't you just love short weeks?! Whilst surfing the internets, as I so often do, looking for images to turn me on, I came across a foot fetish site which I thought I'd post for Sheen (after reading his post about his love for women's feet and shoes) http://freenet-homepage.de/zauberbarni/collages.html. The site has an amazing array of foot fetish pics in large size (for use as wallpaper I'd guess), tons of celebrity pics, many of whom I am not familiar with at all.

I've never considered myself a foot or shoe person myself, but after reading Sheen's post I kind of had my eyes opened a bit. I know for a fact that many women spend an inordinate amount of time on shoes, shopping for them, trying them on, organizing them at home and just plain thinking about them. I guess I never had much appreciation for all that effort put into shoes, but after looking at some of the pictures, I'm definitely much more aware of them. I don't know, feet and shoes don't really turn me on, but I can at least see and understand how they might have that effect on someone else. Some of the shoes on that site are absolute jewels, pure eye candy, even for me. In the end I can't blame someone for loving shoes so much (man or woman), they really can make or break an outfit.

History

Hey Y'all! How is your week going? I was watching the history channel last week and saw an interesting show about the history of sex. The show was broken down into a series of one hour episodes, each one covering a time period. I only saw like one and a half, but what I saw was pretty interesting.

They talked about how the aristocrats of Europe were having wild orgies and such. Apparently the regular folk didn't take kindly to the news and that was just one more thing to piss them off, thus the French Revolution. Apparently, the early European settlers used to be quite prudish which perplexed the natives already here. While the natives weren't running around fucking in the streets, they did think of sex as being quite natural and not such a shameful activity. The new cummers (LOL) often shared a giant bed for the whole family, so the parents might be fucking right next to the kids (YUCK!). They also said that if a young man had come for supper and stayed too late to make it home, they'd put him in the bed too, but they had a wooden plank (forgot what they called it) they'd stick on top of the sheets between the guy and his intended target so the horny bastard couldn't fuck their daughter. Talk about cock blocking!

One thing I found fascinating was the description of the Victorian times. Sex was considered very much taboo for women. They were only to have sex for reproduction purposes. Men weren't even supposed to see a woman in the nude. Doctors of that time had to treat female patients while the women were fully clothed, so they really had no idea what was going on. Ironically, this coming at a time when major breakthroughs were just beginning in the science world. Funny, but the men would read tawdry books which often had the theme of a woman who is forced to have sex (again women were NOT supposed to crave sex) and then become a sex crazed nymphomaniac after. The "good girl" gone bad fantasy is still very much prevalent in today's porn. That's what the gone wild dvds they sell on TV are all about, the nice girl from next door who goes crazy and shows her tits and sucks and fucks strange guys cocks. Hmm, that's turning me on just thinking of it! ;^) Another favorite was the tale of a white girl who is captured and sold to a Sheik who makes her a wife (illustration above). She holds off his advances, until one night he is overcome with pent up lust and takes her by force. Of course she also becomes a sex fiend after her initial night of passion. Well, if you happen to get the History channel take a look and see if they're airing the series again, it was pretty interesting stuff.

Grannys

Hey Everyone! How was your Valentine's Day? I saw actress Tricia Helfer on TV the other night and she mentioned that she doesn't like greeting card holidays including Valentine's Day. Maybe not so surprising when you consider the fact that she's pretty dang smoking hot, so she most likely gets showered with romance on a daily basis. Still, I give her props for standing up and telling it like it is.

I watched a DVD called Zack and Miri Make a Porno. I know what you're thinking, some stupid guy movie or something right? Wrong, this is actually a decent date movie believe it or not. The movie stars Seth Rogan, that funny guy who seems to be everywhere recently (Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, etc). Anyway, without ruining it for you, the movie is about a couple of friends, who happen to be a guy and girl and who need to come up with some quick money so they decide to make a porno. The lead girl Miri is played by Elizabeth Banks who does a great job of selling the character. The two lead characters have great chemistry as they trade insults and discuss vile topics together. They joke freely about each other's masturbation toys and such. She plays the character great, but in reality it's hard to find a girl who looks like her and talks about things like that so openly (Jenny McCarthy comes to mind). Anyway, where the heck was I going with all this? Well, the movie kind of starts the ball rolling with the lovely Miri undressing and revealing her gigantic granny pantys. It's pretty funny. They are not sexy at all either, they look like cotton with some little flowers on them. They make some pretty good jokes about them too. That's her pictured above and in case you were hoping she does NOT get naked or even topless in the movie...sorry! Also of note, classic porn star Traci Lords is in the film too and she also shows not a nipple...disappointing! I liked the movie overall and think it's worth a rent, it just would have been that much better with more female nudity. ;^D

Lingerie Bowl Gets Tackled

Hola Readers! How was your weekend? Did you have fun watching the Supreme Bowl? That turned out to be a pretty good game. I found out that the Lingerie Bowl was canceled again due to problems with the venue. It seems they were planning to hold the event at a nudist resort, but the players felt uncomfortable having naked people watching them from the stands. Of course the nudists objected to wearing clothes since that's why they go to their retreat to begin with. In the end, they could find no middle ground so the whole shebang was scrapped. Too bad. Judging by the above pic, these ladies really can play some football.

In a bit of weirdness, over the weekend I posted a couple of comments on some of your blogs and they never showed up. Not sure what happened...weird!