The Economy

Ciao Readers! Guess what? My recording of the Victoria's Secret show worked this year, YAY! OK, so you say you're bummed out because the economy is in such poor shape. You think the dark clouds are hanging over us and there's no bright spot in sight? Wrong, the Badside is here with some good news for ya. Yes, even though the economy is in a slump there's no reason to fret because lingerie sales are up, up, up. It seems our friends over in the UK can't get enough knickers and bras to satisfy themselves as the panty provider BeCheeky.com is claiming a 100 percent rise in sales year over year from 2007 to 2008 (you can read all about it here). So if you want a sound investment it seems you should go open that lingerie drawer and have a look. I'm sure with all that new lingerie floating around, sales weren't the only thing on the rise! ;^)

In other naughty business news, it seems a certain soft drink maker is looking to put some more fizz in their soda sales by hiring Jill Beraud, former Chief Marketing Officer at Victoria's Secret. Yes, Jill spent 13 years at the silky intimates maker under the same role (article here). Here's wishing good luck to her at her new job.

Lastly, our good friends over at Frederick's of Hollywood are trying to help out the cash strapped citizens of our country by offering a list of twelve sexy items available for under $50. Yes, as in years past, I am again suggesting lingerie as the perfect gift for that special someone (or yourself, whether you've been naughty or nice). In case you were wondering, the panties pictured above are Frederick's own Jungle Bells crotchless, $16.

So in conclusion, the economy might still look bad, but you or your honey will be looking good in that new lingerie this holiday season! Have a great weekend everyone!

Don't Forget

Howdy Readers! Today's pics are by special request from Sheen, yes the lovely Beyonce at this years AMA's. Wow...what a woman! She's what we refer to around here as thick and juicy! LOL! ;^D I read that she didn't want her husband Jay-Z (lucky bastard) to buy her a precious stone ring for their engagement. Personally, I'm opposed to the mining of precious stones because I hate to see mother earth being raped for what amounts to expensive trinkets. Add to that the HORRIBLE things happening in Africa (Blood Stones) where forced, slave and child labor is occuring regularly as well as hacking off people's hands and feet and there's not much justification for precious stone jewelry. That's just my opinion, I don't judge other people for wanting jewelry, it's just not right for me. Anyway, let me get down off my soapbox now. Where was I? Oh yeah, just wanted to say that I like her attitude and hope more women follow her lead on the ring thing.

And one last order of business, a quick reminder to watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show tonight on CBS. Class dismissed.

The Holidays are Here!

Hola Readers! How was the long weekend for you? Did you venture into the madness that is Black Friday? Did you overindulge yourself on turkey and other edible delights? Did you veg out on the couch and watch too much TV? Hope you did all of the above. ;^)

Today is a quick post to alert you of the upcoming Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Said show will be airing this Wednesday, Dec. 3rd at 10 PM on CBS. In past years, my recorder has mysteriously plotted against me seeing this show. I think I tried several years and it would never get recorded. Finally two years ago, I got it right (or the machine felt sorry for me) and I was able to record it. I'll be attempting to repeat the act this year as well (keep your fingers crossed). I think the show is shot in HD so it really looks spectacular. Anyway, I guess for lingerie freaks like me, this has become like the Charlie Brown specials growing up; a marker letting you know the holidays are here!

Red Carpet

Howdy Readers! I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving. Did you eat a lot of delicious home cooking? I've never been one who likes battling mobs of people at the mall, so in the past I have always tried to get my holiday shopping done early. Last year I did a lot of my shopping on line too. I'm not criticizing others, but to me the idea of getting to the store at 4 AM the day after Thanksgiving seems like torture. I can definitely understand the high one must get from being one of the few people to get one of the teaser promotionals at a dirt cheap price though.

Not sure if any of you are big music fans, but I watched some of the AMA awards on TV the other night. I love these red carpet events where the stars get all swanked up for the cameras. You always see something unusual or sexy being worn. At the risk of becoming a Rihanna fan blog, I have to post these two pics of her at the event. When she won her award the camera followed her up the stairs to the stage. She was very lady like and held the back of her dress down, much to my dismay as I was hoping to see her panty covered or bare ass under there.

Celebrity Spotting

Hola Readers! How was your weekend? Well we're into our short week here so hold on tight and get ready for the holiday. YAY...football and turkey, two great reasons to be thankful for sure! The pic of the day has nothing to do with anything I'm writing about today, just something that I liked and thought you might too.

When the weather starts to get cold it's always a great excuse to rent some movies and veg out in front of the TV. Of interest to the horny readers of this blog might be "Taking Lives" a thriller starring the lovely Angelina Jolie. The movie was just so so, maybe a bit too predictable for me, but not a complete waste either. The saving grace here was Angelina going topless. She has very nice natural breasts, although she is a bit skinny looking too. Her arms are verging on skeletal, which is not a turn on to me. Still, there's some extra thrill that one gets from seeing a celebrity in the buff. Not sure why that is.

Panty Privacy

Mire Dita Readers! How was your week? Aw come on now, it wasn't that bad was it? Well, your Badside is here to make it all better. Just think what it'd be like if you were some gorgeous young singer and you couldn't even buy some cute lil panties for yourself without mobs of people watching. Hmm, I can relate somewhat in that I don't like being watched when I go lingerie shopping either. LOL, thought my loyal readers might get a kick out of reading about the plight of a famous person. Have a great weekend everyone!

Bra-Suit

Hola Readers! How is your week going so far? In current events, I hear there is a possible class action law suit against Victoria's Secret. A woman claimed that a VS bra irritated her skin and caused her some medical problems. Hardly seems like lawsuit material (pun intended). I think that the US is over zealous in bringing this sort of case to court. For gosh sakes, if the bra is irritating your skin, don't wear it, return it to the store and complain, end of story. I'm not totally defending the big corporations either, we all know they can be quite greedy and evil if left unchecked. I will say that VS has always provided me with excellent product and usually good service at their many locations. Comparing my VS panties and lingerie with other brands, the materials and workmanship of the products are usually a cut above most other brands. I even have a few higher end pieces of lingerie and they seem about the same level of over all quality. Does that make me a VS fan-boy? :^D

PS: Of course pictured above is a lovely lingerie set from Vicky's Secret.

The Quicker Panty Picker Upper

Howdy Readers! How was your weekend? Happened to catch R and B singer Robin Thicke (pictured above with sexy singer Rihanna) on TV the other night on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jimmy asked Robin about panties being thrown up on stage during his performances. Robin recalled several interesting incidents. In one case, he said he was singing with his eyes closed and his shirt was all sweaty; when he opened his eyes there were two panties stuck on his shirt. In a second case, he said a girl had thrown her panties on stage and he slipped and fell down. He says that now he has a guy who picks up all the panties so that won't happen again. Jimmy was delighted to learn that there was an actual occupation in that field. I wouldn't mind doing that as a part time gig!

Quills

Watched the movie "Quills" starring Geoffrey Rush recently, great movie. The acting is superb and Titanic chick Kate Winslet is so titillating in her period dress, her lovely breasts bursting from the top (see above cover pic). Actually Rush is just amazing (as usual) in his role as the Marquis De Sade. Kind of reminds me of Amadeus, playful and naughty with a stubborn streak. Makes you wonder just what is it in those books the Marquis wrote that is so bad we still are banned from reading them? I know the legend of the man, he was not so cheeky in reality, or so I've heard. Perhaps some research is in order? The film definitely plays sympathetic to the naughty Marquis, and is sending a clear signal about modern censorship. Though somewhat sexual in nature, the film is not really sexy, more of a naughty jab at the conservative types of the world. Winslet does reveal her ample bosom, but the context in which it's done is not something that will excite the viewer, nor was it intended to. Well, have a great weekend everyone, do try and stay out of trouble.

Vote

Hola Readers! Hope you all went out and voted yesterday. I had to do quite a bit of reading, as there were so many propositions on the ballot time around. Generally, I'm against over regulation by government. I think it's a bad idea. I know most laws are enacted with good intentions, but I don't think we need a law for everything. The problem is that people challenge common sense or try and circumvent the exsisting laws and go around the spirit of what was written. At any rate, I'm getting side tracked here. I would like to say that we are living in exciting times. Our President elect is a black man! I don't think his race had much to do with the election at all for most people, and that my friends is a good thing. Maybe our nation can finally put past pain and wrong doing behind us and move forward together as one. It's a proud moment for America, whether you voted for Obama or not, you have to be proud of our nation for taking this step. In San Francisco there was a proposal to bar the police from arresting hookers. Not exactly the same as legalized prostitution. I could see how the cops would then target the johns since they couldn't go after the hookers. If you're going to legalize prostituion, you have to do it right. Make it legal only under certain strict circumstances. Have health checks, age checks, no pimping rules, control pricing, and maybe a zoned area of activity or only allow transactions to take place indoors. Knee jerk initiatives have no place on the ballot, I wish people would think things through before they put things out there. I shouldn't say any more, this isn't a political blog after all. Have a great week everyone!

Happy Halloween

HHhhhiiiisssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've cum to suck your....well you know what I want! ;^P Happy Halloween everyone! I thought you'd enjoy the Frederick's of Hollywood panty ghost I made for the occasion, just for you. Any naughty costume ideas this year? For ladies, the pussycat, naughty nurse, French maid, and cheerleader are obvious ones that always seem to be a hit. For guys, I'm not sure what's the best. It'd be pretty funny for a group to do the Village People or something, especially if they're all straight guys, LOL! Of course there's no need to wait til Halloween to play dress up, is there? Have a fun and safe time!

End of an Era

Happy Diwali Readers! Diwali is an Eastern holiday celebrating Good over Evil, which to me sounds like a great reason to celebrate. Apparently the celebrants light candles or lights signifying the victory over evil.

On a down note, it is with great sadness that I mention that one of my favorite stores is closing. Yes, Mervyn's, the retail chain, located mostly on the West coast has filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy and will be shutting the doors on ALL of its locations after the holidays. I have great memories of shopping for panties at various Mervyn's. They often had great sales and they carried their own in store brands of knock off versions of Victoria's Secret fashion panties. Alas, my collection outgrew the meager space available for my delicates and I haven't bought much lingerie in recent times. I guess my own shopping habits have added to the burden. The majority of my collection was purchased at these stores so I guess in the future, I'll have to find a new place to shop. Kohl's is very similar in look and feel to Mervyn's, but it's missing something that the older chain had, although I can't quite put my finger on what that was exactly. If any of you are near a store location, go in and have a look, maybe treat yourself to some lingerie there while you still can.

Problem at Home?

Welcome readers! The pic of the day comes from yet another lingerie fetish site; Mistress Jessica's. As I said, the site caters to lingerie pervs (myself included), so lots of silky nylon panties, slips and such to ogle there. Give it a look sometime, although once again, I'm not a member, so caveat emptor.

I spotted this in the paper and found it pretty funny coming from my perverted point of view, but I could see how a "regular" guy might not find it too comical to be in that situation. At any rate, I couldn't have asked for a better topic to post here on my blog, read on.

DEAR ABBY: I am in my 70s, on Social Security and in my second marriage. My wife, "Irene," is in her early 50s and holds a good job. She also holds the purse strings, and allows me $5 a week for coffee with my friends. I drive a little scooter, and Irene has given me a gas credit card so I can get around.

Last week, I told her that I need some underwear and asked her for her store credit card. She said she has a drawer full of nylon panties and that I should wear them instead. She said when they are worn out she will buy me some new men's underwear. She also said she didn't want to waste any money on me since the panties are still wearable.

What if someone finds out? Irene says that since I'm over 70 it doesn't matter. Do you think this is right? -- PREFERS BRIEFS

Sounds like "Prefers" is actually into humilitation seeing as to how he wrote into a nationaly syndicated column about his little problem. Add to that the fact that he lets his wife humiliate him in front of his friends by giving him his piddly $5 allowance. How the heck does this guy last a week on $5 for coffee? Around here it can cost $5 for ONE cup of joe and that's with NO tip. LOL!! That's why I don't drink coffee! ;^P Anyway, me thinks Prefers should try on his wife's silky undies. You know you want to and you secretly want your friends to know about it too!

Why?

Greeting Readers! How's things? Posted for your pleasure today is a lovely lacy white thong from the adult amateur web site Only the Real Deal. I'm not a member there so I couldn't tell you if it's any good, but I sure love this pic.

I applaud X Files star David Ducovney for coming forward with his porn addiction. I can imagine that it must have been very difficult for him to make that particular type of addiction public knowledge. I think people have now grown accustomed to other addictions and can understand them, but there is still some stigma or shame connected with sexual matters, at least here in the US. I wonder though, if there truly is such a thing as a porn or even sex addiction. We are prewired to long and crave sex. It's a natural tendency and one that has kept the human race procreating since forever (hmm that's a lot of fucking!).

I have a coworker who said his wife doesn't like watching porn. I have sometimes wondered what it is exactly that makes us (or is it just me) want to watch other people having sex. We don't watch other people eating although it's also a pleasurable activity. No that would probably gross us out, wouldn' t it? Somehow watching sex is a turn on, yet at it's core, it is just a bodily function, nothing more. So why is it a turn on to watch? Do monkeys get horny if they see monkey porn with two (or more) monkeys going at it? I wonder. Come to think of it, I guess watching someone else eat can make us hungry, so perhaps watching fucking makes us horny in the same way? Food for thought.

Not So Free Flight

Hola! How are you, my readers? I hope you all had a wonderful week! Did you happen to watch the Prez debate? I did. I won't comment any further than that, as I'm sure you're getting sick of all the politicing going on. No, you come to the Badside to escape from that stuff right? You know, like when you surf the net looking for something naughty to look at or read? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but I've been reading about how the airlines are now blocking porn access through their WiFi networks on the planes. I could see how that might be problematic for the flight attendants, but it saddens me to see the walls being put up in yet another place. Found a great article about it here, give it a look as it's very entertaining, written by sex columnist Violet Blue. I'd just think it'd be bad etiquette to surf for porn on a plane, at least if there's people sitting next to you. Either that or it's the ultimate weapon to get the person next to you to stop oozing over into your space!

Floral and Fluttery

Hola Readers! How is your week shaping up so far? A happy Thanksgiving to my neighbors up North in Canada. Haven't posted a panty from my collection in a long time, so today that's what you're gettin'. The panty of the day is a flutter-kini in a lovely floral print. These are a variation of a thong having no elastic in the leg openings. You can imagine how easily a hand can slip into these or how they can be pulled to the side with little effort. The material is a satin nylon, very silky to the touch. These were purchased at a Mervyn's store about nine years ago and are no longer available, long gone as a matter of fact. They were a copy of the Victoria's Secret version that were available around that same time. They seem to have held up fairly well, the elastic is still stretchy and no loose strings coming undone anywhere. Hope ya like 'em.

Classic Review

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I'm Baaaack!

Hola Readers! I apologize for the long hiatus, just needed to get my head straight as life has been a little haywire lately. OK, the noggin isn't really right, but then again, I doubt it ever was or will be. To distract you all, I've posted the above pic. Lovely, no?! The pic comes from a place that you lingerie fanatics will want to bookmark. It's a company that makes all sorts of naughty lingerie that will make your mouth water, Leg Avenue. Just take a peek at the "Role Play" section of goodies...I could go insane thinking of the fun!

Are any of you fight fans? Did you happen to catch the Kimbo fight last Sat? What a let down. I haven't seen anything that bad since that Tyson fight back in the day. Anyway, I have to say that I was somehow turned on by the two ladies who fought one another. One is pretty and thus dubbed the face of MMA (Mixed Martial Arts), the other looked more like the tough chick who knows how to take care of herself. They were both a turn on, but somehow, the less attractive girl seemed like she might be hotter in the sack. Maybe it was her attitude, I loved the pre fight scowl she gave the camera. She looks like she can take it rough and hard, that's something not all girls can do. I think a lot of women make the mistake of thinking they must look like Charlize Theron and weigh not one pound more than Kate Moss or men won't find them attractive. Wrong! I can't speak for all guys, but I'd say the majority of us like all kinds of women. What one man deems unattractive another calls exotic (or erotic). It mostly boils down to attitude and demeanor (and perhaps her lingerie collection and whether she minds sharing it with me...;^P ).

Louise!!

Shalom readers! Another week draws to an end. How did yours go? What better way to kick off the weekend than with some nice lingerie pics? Today the Badside is featuring the lovely Louise from Louise's Nylon Heaven website. She's yet another British girl who specializes in panties and lingerie. It seems our British friends are quite the lingerie "hobbyists" shall we say. I sure can't argue against that! This girl has legs that seem to go on forever, and wrapped in silky stockings they are just fabulous to ogle. Have a great one everybody!

Why I Love Pantyhose

Hola Readers. How's your week going? Well you made it half way, hang in there! I can't believe that it's September already. The picture above is of Ariel Andrews, an erotic model who used to specialize in pantyhose related material. As a kid I never found pantyhose to be erotic for some reason. I remember a teacher I had in grade school, showing up one day in black pantyhose. I overheard one of the male gym teachers commenting to her on how he liked them. She wore them quite often after that! :^) No, pantyhose really didn't do much for me until I was a little older. For one thing I saw a porno where a guy fingers a girl in her pantyhose and you could see his hand through the sheer material, a very erotic image for sure. The thing that really sold me on pantyhose was a personal experience I had when I was in college. Do you remember that scene in Basic Instinct where Michael Douglas goes over to his phsychiatrist GF's place and gives it too her hard, rough and good? Yeah, that's pretty much how it went.

It was a Friday on a hot May evening, one of those nights when summer's heat is lapping at spring's end like waves crashing on a sandy beach, coming up a little further each time. It had been a long week as school was always pretty intense around that time of year. I'd been a good boy and done my studies and now I would reap my rewards. I needed only wait for my girlfriend to come over after work. Outside my apartment I could hear the bustle of excitement as the heat stirred up the local riff raff. Guys in cars with loud music blaring, motorcycles tuned for speed and sound. Girls and guys walking the streets looking for hot fun from the opposite sex. She came right over after work, but it couldn't have been fast enough. I felt like a starved and crazed animal in heat, caged and ready to be unleashed upon her tender flesh. I was hungry for her, hungry for her sex. I tried to contain myself as I let her in the door. My eyes looked her up and down imagining her feminine treats beneath that beautiful slinky black dress. She always looked her best when she went to work. She was a hostess at a popular local restaurant where the rich folk and an occasional sports celebrity or two would come through to dine. I poured her a cool cocktail and we sat down and began to kiss. My hands making their way down her body, caressing every square inch of her through the soft material. I unzipped the back of her dress and exposed her black bra covered tits. I kissed her neck and down her chest pausing as I undid the clip at the front. It was like music went off as her tits were exposed to me. My mouth on them, licking and sucking, my fingers tweaking, palms rubbing, squeezing. I kissed her more, deep with passion, our tongues intertwined, dancing together, my hands kneeding the soft flesh of her wonderful ass. Then my hand, almost with a mind of its own was on her legs, rubbing, gliding up and down her thighs. My hand disappeared into the black void of the bottom of her dress. I felt her heat, rubbing her cunt through her black silky pantyhose. I wondered what kind of panties she was wearing and like a kid on Christmas, I couldn't wait to find out. I pulled her dress up and my eyes examined what I had been longing all week. I couldn't take it any more and ripped the crotch of her panty hose open, pulled her panties to the side and devoured her pussy. My hot mouth over her, tongue licking her to ecstasy. The sex was passionate, hot and wild. It was something we both needed badly and nothing else would quench our thirst. Two animals overcome with lust. Oh, sweet memories.