Thursday, February 07, 2008

Vargas Lives

Welcome Readers! You made it past hump day and are heading for the weekend! To cheer you to the finish line I found four beautiful girls pictured above. This series was done for Vanity Fair magazine showcasing some up and coming actresses. Clockwise from top left, you already know her from yesterday, Isla Fisher, Heroes' Hayden Panettiere, Grindhouse and Die Hard 4's Mary Elizabeth Winstead (more of her to come, she's a stunner), and last is Rachel Taylor from Transformers, the live action film. If these tickle your fancy, have a look at the article at the following address (sorry, you'll have to cut and paste, I can't post the actual link for fear of them taking it down):

vanityfair.com/fame/features/2007/05/vanities_portfolio200705

There's something about this style that is very appealing, it's tasteful and sexy at the same time. I wonder if back when this style was new, would it have been considered too racy for public display? Some food for thought...

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Lookout!





Hola Readers! Did you all do your civic duty and vote yesterday? What better way to relax after making a tough decision then watching a movie? As you all know I'm always on the lookout for a panty scene in TV and movies, so I was pleasantly surprised to find one last night while watching "The Lookout". This is a well written and acted drama, the story line is pretty good and original, I won't tell you anymore so as not to ruin it for you, just to say that I recommend it. What's that? Get to the panties you say? Ok, the panties are worn by the super cute Isla Fisher, best known from her roles in the live action Scooby Doo and Wedding Crashers movies. She is a tiny red head from Australia I think and just had a baby girl with that Borat dude (lucky bastard!). Anyway as you can see the scene was a short one, but we see her in a pair of lavender cotton full back bikinis as she beckons the lead character to stay the night with her. There is also another scene where she is wearing a white cotton nightgown, she is so cute and irresistible! I've included a naughtier pic of her I found too, that's her in the nurse outfit on the left. Oh and her character's name is Luvlee Lemons, that alone should be enough to make you want to watch the movie! Also in the film was Carla Gugino, a girl with an incredible hour glass figure (she describes herself as having a 50's style body, the decade not her age). She only had a small part in the movie, but I'm always glad to see her as I find her to be gorgeous. Have a good one, and thanks for stopping by.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

The Hills Have Eyes (On Them)



Howdy Readers! How Y'all doing? Fully recovered from the Superbowl yet? That was some game, great defensive battle. Sorry Pats fans, keep your chins up and don't forget the rest of the season, your Pats made some history.

Today's hottie is from the reality TV show "The Hills". Her name is Audrina Patridge, a real cutie. I've never watched the show myself, but she was a guest the other night on Jimmy Kimmel's show and I was instantly attracted to her pretty smile. Anyway, you all know how much I love an upskirt shot, and what could be better than a nice ruffle panty picture to go with it? Not bad for a quick search eh?

Have a great day!

Saturday, February 02, 2008

Superbowl!


Welcome readers! Today's picture comes from the notorious "N" store whose name I can't mention here for fear of having the pics taken down. I couldn't resist posting this pic as I find these panties to be irresistible. The silky front panel with matching flat ribbon waistband mixed with the lacy side panels all topped off with the pink bow is pure feminine genius. Head down to the store and pick up a pair! And for you bra fans, there is also a matching bra that goes with it as well. I do wonder though how a girl conceals that lovely little bow under her outfits?

It's the Superbowl this weekend, an annual event that I always look forward to. Sorry Pats fans, much as I like that Tom Brady fella, I'll be routing for the underdogs this year. Don't know why, but I just love an upset! Anyway, be on the lookout for some sexy ads during commercial breaks, I'm sure there's gonna be at least a few.

You may have noticed my absence the last week or so. I ran into a mini disaster which I won't get into here, but it needed a lot of attention so I haven't had much free time. I'll try and get in here more this week since I know how much you all look forward to your Badside postings (kidding ;^D). Have a great weekend.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

A Lost Art




Hola Peeps! Just poppin' in here for a quick post today. The pictures today come courtesy of an interesting blog I came across while looking for some pin up art, Michelle L'amour is the girl and author. This girl is a stripper in the classiest sense of the word, no raunch (although that can be an art of it's own as well), a burlesque style. Ladies, she even sells a how to DVD on stripping. Enjoy the pics and check the links out if you're interested (there's two different ones so click em both).

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Visions in Sepia



Welcome Readers! How is your week going so far? Found a couple of pics I thought you'd enjoy whilst surfing the net. For your viewing pleasure we have Shannon Elizabeth, movie actress best know as Nadia the exchange student in American Pie. I'm sure she has been the subject of many a young man's fantasies if ya know what I mean. She has a lovely body and doesn't mind showing it on camera, so I guess you could say we are all very lucky to have her available for movies and pictures. I haven't seen her as much lately, but hope to see more of her in the future (in more ways than one). Interesting panties they chose for this photo shoot, they look like bloomers or something from another era, she pulls the look off wonderfully.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Qualities

G'day readers! How was your long weekend? If you're like me you probably enjoyed the football games on Sunday (unless you're from Green Bay or San Diego). Those were great games to watch, I hope the Superbowl is as entertaining.

The panty of the day is a sheer lavender nylon bikini with a lovely lacy ruffle trim around the waistband. As I was looking at this picture I was thinking about how subjective taste can be when it comes to panties (and most everything else too). For example, the color of these panties is very appealing to me. I tend to like white panties the most, but after that I'd have to say the feminine colors are my next favorite. Pastels and floral colors and patterns. In the end it's a mixture of the style and cut, color, detailing (like lace and or ruffle) and of course the materials themselves that make a panty attractive to me. I guess there's no one panty that can lay claim to being the sexiest in my eyes, and I guess that's why I continue to collect unusual lingerie as I find it.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Site Discovery



Yello Readers! How y'all doing? It's Friday! Pictured above is lovely porn star Jenna Haze in some cum covered, black full back nylon bikinis, very nice. As you all know, I'm always on the prowl for panty related stuff on the web and I somehow stumbled across this site recently and figured I'd post it up here since I know many of you would be interested. The site is called Panty Pops, I personally haven't paid for anything there, just checked out the samples, but it looks pretty good. Oh that Jenna is a little hottie! I realize this is a little more raunchy than my usual postings, but you are all big boys and girls so if you don't like it, don't look. Click here for the link to a Jenna clip. And here for the main page.

I'm in the process of cleaning out my closet (literally) and am thinking what to do with my old porno tapes. Seems like a waste to just chuck them in the trash, so I'll be trying to think of some creative ways to get rid of them. Stay tuned.

Have a great weekend everyone!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

In the Trash





Howdy Readers. How is your week going? Well, ya made it past the hump so hang in there. The panty of the day is being modeled for our viewing pleasure by the lovely Eva Mendez, star of many recent films such as Ghost Rider. As you can see her hind quarters fill out the sheer white nylon panties quite well. I love the frilly edging around the waist and leg openings, but then you already knew I would! I think this picture was from Maxim or FHM, I forget which. Someone over there has got to be a panty fetishist because, to paraphrase the colonel, they do panties right. And extra credit for the matching bra, love matching lingerie sets!


Once when I was over at a former GF's house I went to use the bathroom and discovered her sister's panties in the trash can. There wasn't anything else in the can so I fished them out to inspect them. They were nylon string bikinis in a royal blue color. There was a small quarter sized hole on the butt panel. They were clean and looked as though they'd just been laundered. I was very tempted to stuff them in my pocket, but decided not to in case anyone noticed them missing. Too bad, would have been a nice addition to my collection. My girlfriend did make some comment later that evening about her sister's panties being in the trash (I think she was embarrassed that I may have seen them in there), so that confirmed who they belonged to. Makes me wonder just how many panties there must be out there in landfills. Given the amount of lingerie sold every year and the fact that panties get worn out or go out of fashion (to some people anyway), there must be tons of panties thrown out every day. I bet the garbage collection guys must see a lot of them, and a lot of other strange things as well.

Monday, January 14, 2008

No Time


Greetings Readers! What better way to kick off your week than with a pair of panties? Pictured for your enjoyment today is a pair of Frederick's of Hollywood thongs. They're made of white nylon and as you can see feature some very thin and sheer lacy material. I love the ruffled edging that goes around the leg and waist openings. Sorry to say that these are no longer available at the stores, although to be honest, I haven't set foot in a Frederick's store in at least ten months or so. Last time I was there, I felt very disappointed by the selection they had. Things always change, so maybe I'll go check it out sometime soon and see what they have.

I went on a business trip last week and it threw me off for some reason, couldn't keep track of what day it was. Anyway, I was hoping to stop by some local lingerie shops while I was there, but didn't get a chance. Oh well, it's not like I really have the room for any more panties anyway, guess it was a good thing in disguise. Have a great week!

Friday, January 11, 2008

Uniforms

Howdy Readers! How are you all doing? Survived another week did you? Feel like unwinding and throwing off your work? The pic of the day should help you "relax". You know how they say a woman can't resist a man in uniform? Well, the same seems to be true of us guys towards women (at least me anyway). There she is again, the naughty schoolgirl, showing us her pretty panties.

Well, I had to go out of town for a few days, thus the absence of posts recently, but I should be getting a few more updates in here as my schedule allows. Have a great weekend.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

!!!2008!!!

Another year has come and gone, can't believe it went by so fast. How was your new year celebration? Hope you all made it home safely. I had a few drinks, but didn't go overboard, hit a local bar with a friend and rang in the new year with some other drunken fools. I read somewhere that eating a donut for new year is considered good luck in Finland. The circular shape symbolizes the completion of the year, "Full Circle". I should have lots of good luck, I love donuts! Funny, I had a friend who used to call his lady's pussy a donut. They'd giggle and such when talking about it, so even a lunk head like me could figure it out. I remember she had a hot sister (they were both hotties), who I helped type out a paper for one night. Why would I waste my time doing that? She was wearing some lowrider jeans and her pretty white lacy thong was giving me a big hello. We always flirt when we see each other, ah one of these days. I was just laughing with another friend about how we guys are such suckers for the ladies, show us a little skin and we're like warm pudding in your spoon!

Well, here's to a great '08!

Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year! I hope you all have a safe and fun time tonight. This year has been pretty busy for me, and the blog here had more posts than ever, hope you all enjoyed them. For next year let's all take a toast to good health, happiness, love, friendship and prosperity in our endeavors. Last year I suggested you pop your corks at the stroke of midnight, feel free to do the same this year as well (if the opportunity arises). I'll see you all next year!

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Right Time, Right Place

Welcome back readers! Long time visitors of this blog know of my panty proclivities and today's picture is a good example of my passion for panty. Now normally, a picture of a person on the pot would be considered gross, unattractive, down right unappealing, but this picture, taken by an artist who no doubt has some sort of super erotic mind of his/her own is a turn on. First thing you notice is that the panties themselves are the center focus of the shot. They're ultra fem, pink and lacy with tiny bows at the waistband and a silky nylon stretch front panel. Then you have the sexy shoes and feet, very high heels and strappy toe area. I'm not really a shoe or foot fetishist at all, but these feet are depicted in a way even I find appealing. You see what I mean about presenting things in the right setting and time? If you have a certain something that turns you on, but are afraid to bring it to your lover's attention, be brave and patient and put yourself in their shoes (no, not literally you shoe fetishists! ;^) ). Then determine a proper time and place to bring it out, test the waters little by little, you'll get there. If anyone knows the source of this picture, please do inform your fellow readers.

There's something else about this picture as well, perhaps it's the humanizing nature of seeing someone doing something that everyone does. Sometimes perhaps we forget that those unusually attractive people we see in the media who we idolize are just people too, like you and me. Watching someone going about their daily activities is such voyeuristic fun. I can't tell you how many times I've made girlfriends late for work because they turned me on so much watching them get dressed!

Friday, December 28, 2007

Get It!


Hola Readers! How was your Christmas? Hope you all had a delightful time. Speaking of delightful, how about the panty of the day? Don't you love the color combination, the exquisite lacy ruffles, the silky stretchy nylon center panel and that cute bow at the top of the waistband. Lovely panties! Now if I just knew who makes them I could march down to the store and buy a pair or two. I wonder what the back looks like. What do you guys think? Full back, tanga, thong, or G? I think tanga or fullback would be a good match.

So what did all my bad little girls and boys get for Christmas this year? I hope it was silky and sexy! If you didn't get (or give) that special piece of lingerie you've been wanting, feel free to head down to the mall and buy it. Most stores are having pretty good sales right now, so it's a great time to go and stock up on some panties. If ya want it...get it!

Monday, December 24, 2007

Happy Holidays!





Ho Ho Ho!!! One last post before Christmas! Thought perhaps these pics would spread a little holiday cheer for you all (and hopefully spread some legs too! ;^) ). Hope you all have a wonderful and safe Christmas!

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Two Days Left

Two Days left! I hope you got all your shopping done so you can relax and have some spiked egg nog! Actually, I always thought egg nog tasted kind of weird, but I'll give it another go if there's some around this year. I've got a couple of things to attend to, but thought I'd pop in and post this picture of Sonia Dane under the tree. This lady likes to show off her full cut nylon panties, so if that's your style, do have a look at her site.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Last Chance


Hello Readers! Congrats, you made it to the weekend! I imagine many of you have or will be going home early today from work...woo hoo! In the pic of the day, Mrs Claus is giving you a naughty look, you must have been very bad! ;^) It's your last chance to get that holiday shopping done. Be brave, the crowds will be massive and often unfriendly! Don't forget to pick up some delicates for your loved one (or yourself, wink wink), then you can be naughty AND nice. Have a great weekend!

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Links to the Outside World

Welcome Everybody! It's officially hump day, so you can pat yourselves on the back, you're half way through the week. The picture of the day is a lovely lady in an irresistible bra and panty (and hair thingie) ensemble. You all know I just can't stay away from lacy, ruffly lingerie, especially in white. Absolutely delicious! If anyone knows the maker of this set, be sure to tell us here, I'd be willing to guess I'm not the only one who'd like to know.

As part of my new trend toward being more accessible and open with my readers here, I went ahead and put a link up in my profile where you can e-mail me. My hope is that some of you who are too shy to post comments will be able to reach me that way if they feel like it. Hope to hear from you!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Out of the Drawer


Hola readers! How is your week going so far? Hang in there, the long weekend is nearing. The panty of the day is a lacy Brazil cut. Notice the way it accentuates her curves? Yeah, thought you did! Not sure of the maker of these, but they look very lovely, wouldn't mind owning a set for my own collection!

Longtime readers of The Badside already know about my near lifelong addiction to everything panty. You probably also know how much I enjoy wearing them when the mood suits. At the risk of scaring off some of my readership, and in keeping with the mission spirit of this blog, I thought I should tell you my avatar is indeed a picture of your's truly. I was going to tell you all a lot sooner, but I guess I chickened out. Feel free to comment, good or bad, I'd like to know what you're thinking.

Well, I think that's probably quite enough to drop on ya for one day! See ya again real soon.

Monday, December 17, 2007

It's All In the Mind

How-dee readers! How was your weekend? Hope it all went well for ya and perhaps you had some naughty fun, alone or even better with someone else. "Who is that lovely woman in today's picture", is what you're probably asking, right? Well, first let me give you some background on her. She's a model (obviously) and a former contestant on a reality dating show. Some of you may remember her now, she was one of the two last girls on the dating show called "Age of Love", with pro tennis star Mark Philippoussis as the batchelor. Believe it or not, this woman is 48 years old! That's not a typo, I said 48 years, well, young. I was totally captivated by her beauty when I saw her on the show earlier this year. Her name is Jennifer Braff, a real stunner at any age, just incredible! Talk about MILF material! At any rate, she is the spokes model for a clothing company that features some items that I thought my readers would enjoy. The site is called Amore Fashion, have a look when you have a chance, there are some wonderful pictures of Jennifer over there (those are two different links BTW). Enjoy!

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Camisole Cutie


Howdy Ho Readers! Just stopped in for a quick post, since you are the best group ever! And the pictures of the day are of On Gossamer's holiday camisole and boyshorts. That camisole is scrump-diddly-ishious neighbor! Both are available at a certain fashion department store whose name starts with an "N" and who deleted some pictures from a past post (the reason I didn't mention their name again). Too bad for them, because maybe some of my horny readers would have gone forth and ravaged their racks of panties, spilling their swollen wallets full of cash onto their registers! (That sounds dirty somehow) ;^) What the heck is so wrong with horny readers anyway? OK relax, deep breathe, ahh, camisole....panties!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Shoppin'


Hey Everyone! How is your week going? Just a couple more days left 'til the weekend. Today's pic should help you get through it all. Posted for your enjoyment is the beautiful Cheryl Burke from Maxim's Online site. Somehow that bra and panty combo doesn't exactly match for me, but each one taken individually is extremely hot. You guessed it, most of my concentration is on those delectable panties! They look so thin and light, like they just might melt off of her curvaceous body, or in my mouth! HAWT!

Went to the mall the other night to get some shopping in. Went by the anchor department store and snuck upstairs to where they have the lingerie section. I was sorely disappointed with the selection of panties! Such boring drivel and rehash. Putting witty commentary on a panty is OK, but that's for everyday panties and such, where the heck is all the glamorous, glitzy, sexy stuff? A major let down. There were exactly NO panties like those pictured in today's post. When I go to the lingerie department, I want my heart to pound so hard it feels like you can see it through my shirt because I'm so excited to see the ultra sexy merchandise. Come on designers, let's put the glamor back in lingerie!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Issues


Big Hello Everyone! How was your weekend? Hope you all had a good one. I know the holidays can be a very stressful time, so let's all take a deep breathe and relax for a minute or two. Ok, feel a little better now? Good!

Today's pictures are the front and back cover of yet another issue of Panty Play magazine. I bought a string of these for a while, not missing an issue for about two years or so. They only would come out with a new one every other month, so it was pretty easy to keep up. I wonder if they're still bimonthly or if they stepped it up to 12 issues a year. I can imagine that the internet has cut into the printed porn industry pretty deeply. There's something nice about being able to hold a book or magazine in your hands and read it in any room of your house instead of being anchored to your computer. Plus, I don't know what your situation is, but jacking off (or janeing off for you ladies) in front of the computer is not really very comfortable or easy to do.

Have a great week everyone, and don't forget to relax!

PS: Shay just posted a nice Holiday related piece over at the S Spot, right on topic! Have a peek here.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

A Change of Pace


Hola Readers! How is your weekend shaping up so far? It's been pretty cold around here lately, so I rented a movie and stayed in last night. The movie was "Disturbia", a thriller about murder in suburbia. It was a fun watch, no panties, but some nice bikini footage of the neighbor girl at the swimming pool. The movie is sort of about voyeurism and we get to watch the main character watching other people and see his reactions. Long time readers know I don't usually post much bra related material, but I found this pic surfing the web and thought it irresistible. I love the sheer ruffled fringe around the top, the cute bow and that cinched lightly padded material on the cups, plus the soft pastel pink, very nice. I only wish I could see the matching panties! Oh, now those would be spectacular!

Have a great weekend everyone! See ya soon!

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

PJ's


Hey Hey Hey Everyone! Did you all catch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night? I sure did! Ah, there's just something about exotic amazon women walking around in lingerie that makes me happy! During that show, you even have to watch the ads since half of them are from Victoria's Secret themselves, even though the actual show is in reality a giant hour long VS ad. At any rate, loved it!

One ad that stuck out for me was for the PJ's. In most panty and lingerie fetishist's fevers, PJ's are often overlooked or forgotten. Well, let me tell you that they really shouldn't be on the bottom of your shopping list. Why, you ask? Well, for one reason, if you give a gift of PJ's, it's a sweet gesture that may not have a sexual connotation or expectation. They are an article of clothing that although intimate in some ways are also comfortable and sensible. Now, think about it, what better way to get someone in the mood, then to make them feel comfortable? Every night can't be wild monkey sex night now can it? No, of course not. PJ's say that you care about the other parts of your lady, you want her to feel relaxed and unwound. What's cuter than your lady in her jammies, curled up on the couch with her mug of cocoa, reading her book and waiting for you to sit down next to her so she can put her head on your shoulder? So, in closing today's post, I remind all you holiday shoppers to remember the PJ's while you're over in the intimates section of the store!

Monday, December 03, 2007

Lingerie Floating in the Air?

Hola readers! Let's sing it together everyone..."It's the most wonderful time of the year..."!! You know what I'm talking about don't ya? Well, of course I'm referring to every panty and lingerie fetishist's favorite annual TV special, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show!! Woo Hoo! Set your recorders to the high quality setting, you won't want to miss a single detail or second of the show. It airs tomorrow night, Tuesday, Dec. 4th at 10 PM (9 Cent). In past years I had always had my recorder set and somehow missed it, either by the clock resetting itself, no tape in the machine or some other freak accident. Finally about two years ago I was successful and got my first recording of the show, then last year again. I'll be shooting for the third year in a row, keeping my fingers crossed. It's an hour of lingerie joy, fun for the whole fetish community and horny people in general (so I guess that covers just about the whole adult populous).

That's all for now, have a great week, and don't forget to set your recorders!

PS: I took Sheen's beer test and I'm "Bud Light", see results below. Actually, it was pretty right for me, although I tend to like the lighter beers that some drinkers think of as "watery". I don't usually like to drink dark, heavy beer as it has too much sugar and gives me a headache later on. Got nothing against dark beer taste wise (they usually do have stronger flavor), but I find the lighter beers to be more refreshing and less filling.

You Are Bud Light


You're not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to you, you'll drink it.
In fact, you don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
You're an enthusiastic drinker, and you can often be found at your neighborhood bar.
You're pretty good at holding your liquor too - you've had lots of experience.


Sunday, December 02, 2007

Suspense

Hello Readers! How was your weekend? I had a great one, rather uneventful, but sometimes that's definitely a good thing. Found this picture floating around the tubes and thought you'd all enjoy it. Don't need to tell you all how much I just love the silky stockings and nylon panties. This is a great example of the old school of porn from the Betty Page era. The viewers were left to imagine a lot of things instead of it all being put there in front of them. Watched a horror movie on DVD last night and afterward decided to listen to the director's commentary. At some point he said that he thought that it was what people imagined would happen that was so scary. The anticipation of something horrible to come. I agreed completely, and I think the same thing applies to porn to some degree. When people are left to imagine what will come next, it can be very powerful and intriguing. Of course sometimes I like to see everything too!

Well, that's it for now. Stay warm everyone, see ya soon!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

DVD Review


Howdy Readers! How was your holiday? Hope it all went great for ya! I enjoyed some turkey and all the fixins'...scrumptious! I attended the local auto show which always coincides with the Thanksgiving weekend. I love looking at the new cars, sitting in them and smelling that new car smell! Sorry, no panty news to report from the show, although there were some very attractive ladies there with the cars. The ladies at the car show are dressed much more conservatively than their counterparts at the bike shows.

Thought I'd throw in a DVD review today. The movie as you can see is titled "For the Love of Pleasure". It's another "classic" porno from the late seventies or early eighties I'd guess. It was actually filmed as though it was a real movie and so there is a plot and story. Most of the ladies are very beautiful and really seem to enjoy their on camera "acting". The main character is a man named Simon, played by porn legend Jamie Gillis. Simon is a scumbag. The film starts out with him prowling the streets of San Francisco, stealing a car, then sneaking up a fire escape into an unlocked window to rob the residents. The resident is a large chested woman who awakes during the break in and pulls a gun on Simon. She tells him to come nearer and upon inspection decides that she can have some fun. They have a nice romp on the bed, and before poor Simon can shoot his wad the clock strikes 1 AM and the lady's hubby comes home from work. She hears him coming up the stairs and tells Simon to split, but Simon can't since he's about to cum. He shoots his wad just before the door opens and grabs his clothes and begins to run. The door opens and the husband shouts "WTF is going on here?" at which point wifey decides to shoot scumbag Simon in the back, killing him and yelling out "rape".

Cut to the afterlife and Simon is greeted on cloud nine by the beautiful Annette Haven (a woman with near perfect breasts, I might add), who proceeds to train Simon on how to pleasure a woman. Simon goes on to fuck every fantasy girl he has ever dreamed of including a rich socialite type and a virgin cheerleader. At the end of the film there is a twist as (I doubt I'd be ruining it for you, but if you don't want to know, skip to the next paragraph), Simon finds out he is actually not in Heaven at all, but in Hell and the devil, by making him fuck everything in sight has taken away that pleasure from him and made sex a boring and tedious task.

Why on Earth did I choose this movie, you ask? Let me take you back to my childhood. I was in maybe 8th grade or so, hanging out with my cousin and his buddy David. His buddy David has an older brother who of course had some pornos on tape. Dave snuck some out and we watched them in amazement and wonder. This was one of those movies he brought out that fine summer afternoon. I had remembered it with rose colored glasses on and when the opportunity came along, I bought my own copy on tape years later. The video tape I got was a truncated version, missing some of the most kinky and delightful aspects that made the original so good. Gone was the shooting of Simon (OK, now the movie makes no sense at all), gone was the rich lady's long strand pearl necklace being slowly pulled from her vagina, and on and on. Apparently, the censors had scared the crap out of the porn industry during the 90's with their witch hunts and the result was editing such as this.

When I saw that the movie was finally on DVD after many years, I looked for a review and as far as I could find, those long lost scenes had been restored in all their original glory. I HAD to see for myself, and that my friends is what brought me to this movie in particular. You are wondering, I suppose, were those scenes there, restored for my kinky sexual delight? The answer is YES! There is a catch to it all though, and that is the over all quality of the transfer to DVD. I don't know what source material they used for the master, but the quality is HORRIBLE! It's almost unwatchable at some points. Trying getting off to a picture that is completely washed out and over saturated, it ain't the greatest turn on. My OLD VHS version of this movie (which I still own), is BETTER than this DVD in terms of picture quality...MUCH better! So loyal readers, I will leave you with this half enthusiastic review. The movie is in my opinion one of the greatest porn flix ever put to celluloid (yes it's a true film, not a video), but the transfer to DVD is far less than desirable. A film of this caliber deserves much better, so I can't endorse you wasting your hard earned dough on this DVD. Perhaps if you all write in to the company and complain, they'll take it seriously and do a new transfer, one that is worthy of the material. BTW, the cover has nothing to do with the movie at all, not sure where the original went, but that is not it.

Well, that'll do it for today. Hope you all have a great week, see ya soon!

Monday, November 19, 2007

German Yellow Naughtiness


Welkomen Readers! How was your weekend? Getting prepared for your Thanksgiving? The picture of the day is from the German version of GQ magazine. Everyone's favorite girl to love/hate is the subject matter on the cover. I always think it's remarkable that someone can be famous for being famous and for no other reason, but that's a whole other discussion. Anyway, the artists over there at the magazine have selected a delectable, mouth watering pair of yellow ruffled panties. The panties mixed with the teddy bear are a nice combo that make the whole set up seem naughty, always a good thing.

Had a good time at the motorcycle show over the weekend. They had some pretty girls there modeling at the displays. One girl in particular caught my eye, a brunette beauty. They had her wearing a tight red top with a very tight and short black skirt. When she sat down on the stool at the display, you could almost see her panties, but not quite. Anyway, I'm never one to stare, so perhaps if I kept looking I would have gotten a nice peek, but I didn't see any panty. Well, have a great short week everyone!

PS: Not sure what happened to my catalog pictures from a few posts ago, they seem to have disappeared somehow. Maybe the company complained and they got pulled? Anyone know about this stuff?

Friday, November 16, 2007

V for ?

Howdy Readers! The weekend is upon us! I'll be going to a motorcycle show over the weekend. Hoping that there will be some scantily clad models there for me to take pictures of. Of course I'll be happy to share the treasures here with you all, should there be any. Speaking of treasures, the picture of the day is a capture shot from the movie "V for Vendetta". I watched this movie a long time ago when it first came out on DVD and wasn't all that impressed. It was just OK for me, probably good enough to rent, but not to own (gladly, I rented it). Anyway, whilst reading an article about Natalie Portman and how she doesn't plan on doing any nudity in future films (a shame), I was reminded of a scene in V for Vendetta. The scene for me was the highlight of the film and this capture is from it. I'm sure you can guess why exactly I was drawn to it. IIRC, Natalie Portman's character poses as a naughty girl prostitute and goes to the home of a high ranking religious official who is into that. Anyway, from what I remember she was looking pretty hot in that outfit. The outfit was leaning too much toward "Little Bo Peep" than naughty school girl for my liking, but she pulled it off (the look, not the outfit). Probably not enough there to make you sit through a whole movie just for that minute of visual delight, but hey, I won't stop you if you want to either.

Now if I could find a playful lass who would like to have some dress up fun with me, I'll be one happy camper! Have a great weekend everyone!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Car Show Chick

Hey Everyone! How's your week looking so far? Almost over, hang in there! Found this anime style picture on one of my internet surfings over to the S Spot. Anyway, when I saw it, I definitely thought it'd be good material for the blog here. If only I could see this kind of thing in real life! Actually, I have to admit this illustration is a turn on to me somehow. The artist seems to have captured a near perfect view and angle for we lucky viewers.

I attended a car show a few weekends ago. It was pretty kool, lots of auto eye candy to see. Not sure if any of you are car buffs, but I've been to a few car shows over the years. At this one there were some car model girls standing by some of the cars. I wish I'd had my camera because there was one girl in particular who really took my breath away. She was wearing a naughty schoolgirl outfit complete with the ULTRA short plaid skirt. I couldn't turn away from looking at her, she was SO sexy! There was a bunch of guys taking her picture too, many of who were kneeling down in front of her, I'm sure getting a wonderful view of her panties! Best of all she didn't mind at all and was really playing it up for the cameras. Ah, such a nice memory for me to lock away in the brain for later!

Monday, November 12, 2007

The Catalog


Big Howdy to my readers! How was your weekend? Mine was pretty good, caught up with an old friend over some drinks. Saw "American Gangster", a very long (2.5 hours not including credits and trailers), but good movie. Outside of one "brief" (ha...gotcha), moment there isn't much to report on from the movie in terms of lingerie. I do have something else to report about on the lingerie front. Pictured today is the cover and inside cover of a wonderful catalog from clothing retailer Nordstrom. The entire catalog is devoted to my favorite category of clothing, lingerie! My eye's nearly popped out of their sockets when I found this puppy (that's not all that almost popped!). The catalog is 59 pages of elegant lustfulness all done in very tasteful photos. I'm having a hard time getting good pics of this baby, but in the next few weeks you can expect to be seeing more from this catalog. Something to look forward to I assure you.

Notice the hint of bra showing there on the cover? Whoever took that picture sure knows the art of tease! Great shot!

I've personally never bought lingerie at Nordstrom, but I can testify to having seen some very nice lingerie behind their doors. They tend to carry slightly upscale underthings than some of the other stores. If there's a Nordstrom near you, have a look, I'm sure you'll find something you'll like. Well, that's it for now, hope you all have a great week.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Just a Hint


G'day mates! Hope you all are having a great week. Found this picture recently, and knew I had to post it here for all of you. I love these teasing shots like this one where you just see a little of the panty peeking out the top of her pants. It's so voyeuristic to get a little hint of panty like that. Things that turn me on about this pic? First of all, white panties are my favorite color. Second, love the cute little bow. Third, lacy satin panties! Lastly, I just love being teased, so just a hint of panty can keep my attention for a very long time. Chime in with your opinions, yes, no maybe?

Went to a house party a few weeks back and drank WAY too much. It's hard to stop drinking when you get past a certain point I guess. Anyway, as usual there was a line waiting to use the toilet, so I checked the master bedroom, BINGO, there was a master bathroom in there. The hostess of the party was a real cutie, so I was hoping maybe she'd left a pair of her undies laying around for me to inspect. NO, I didn't plan it out that way, either. Anyway, there were no panties to be found, too bad! Well, had a good time, just would have been SO much better if I had only found some panties!