Long Distance Peeping

Iepa Readers! How is your week going? I'm gonna be out of town for a mini vacay this coming weekend. Yay! Hoping there'll be some pretty girls, which I'll be sure to report to you all when I get back. Speaking of which, I was at a local park recently and saw quite a few lovelies out and about as it was a nice sunny day. The park has a nice garden area where you can stroll around and look at the plants and such, very relaxing. Anyway, near the front of the park there is a large lawn area where people like to lay out and read or sun themselves. As I was walking toward the far end of the lawn toward the gardens, I came across this guy using a professional looking camera on a tripod with a HUGE lens. The lens looked like it was as long as my arm! He had the camera pointed toward the lawn area. I could only assume this guy was trying to get some upskirt shots or something, but then again he wasn't trying to hide in the bushes or anything either so who knows.

Enjoying the Sights

Wayumbe Readers! How was your weekend? Went out from some BBQ and beer the other night. My party got a great window table with a view of the busy street and sidewalk outside. All night I kept seeing pretty girls walk by in sexy little outfits. I noticed they were lining up outside a club across the street. My friend and I assumed it must have been a lesbian club since there were only a few guys in line and the rest seemed to be girls in pairs. Looked like fun, the girls were definitely there to party. There's a little bar a few doors down that I've been to a few times (LOL, I could say that about almost all of 'em) and a lot of the girls would go in there before lining up. The waitresses in the restaurant were pretty cute too. Anyway, the chow was good and the beer was cold at our place and I sure enjoyed the scenery!

Orders In

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Under-wearing

Ungetorre Readers! How was your week? No worries, it's Friday! Not sure what's going on with me, but the spring fever seems to be boosting my already heated libido into the stratosphere lately (thus the panty buying last week). Anyway, I've been wearing my sexy little undies a lot the past few days. Every time I do, it makes me wonder why I don't do it more often! Highly recommended for all you horny people out there! And ladies, you might want to get your man into some panties. I guarantee that even the most macho guy will enjoy it (eventually). Some guys will pretend not to be interested in such things, but if you get them started the right way, you'll eventually have a love button to push when you feel the need for some satisfaction! A sure fire Pavlovian response! "Oh honey, why don't you put these on for me?" If you don't think your man would be down for that (or you're not), then maybe try flashing your panties once in a while. Great way to give your guy a stiffy!

Buyer Beware

Waliki Readers! How's about some mid week lingerie talk? As you know, I sometimes purchase lingerie on Ebay. I think I mentioned that I had bought a garter belt on there a while back (last year sometime). The item was said to be by Victoria's Secret, looked nice enough and the price was right so I bid on it. When the item arrived (promptly I might add), I checked and it indeed had a VS label in it. I doubt though, that it is indeed a genuine VS item. For one thing, the clasps for the stockings are PLASTIC, something I've never seen on a VS garter belt (they always use metal clasps). Also, the sizing was off, smaller than the usual items I'd bought from VS in the same size. I do like the garter belt and for the price I can't complain, but I wish they hadn't misrepresented the item in the listing, makes me feel cheated somehow. I don't really know if the seller was aware the item was a fake or not, so I didn't hold it against them. Anyway, just wanted to let y'all know about my experience so you have a better idea of things if you shop on the Bay too. Ask questions before bidding! That's the item pictured above and a pic of the plastic clip. I have to say that I actually really like this garter belt (I have a thing for garter belts, in case you hadn't noticed), notice the miniature pearl design at the front waistband and the lovely lace inserts on the front panel.

Larry the Panty Perv

Parev Readers! How is your week going so far? You might remember me mentioning how much I enjoyed the Betty Page movie starring Gretchen Mol. Being a big fan of Gretchen, I was watching her most recent TV series "Life on Mars" (sadly now defunct) in which she plays a NYPD lady officer in the early 70's. Anyway, I recorded the series when it was still airing and it's taken me a while to get around to watching it. I watched one episode yesterday where she was an undercover stewardess (flight attendant) and they had that guy who played Larry Appleton on Perfect Strangers (old sitcom with Bronson Pinchot as a whacky foreigner living with his uptight cousin Larry) playing a bit part. He was a panty pervert of all things. Apparently he was buying used panties from the stewardesses for his collection. The police arrest him because they think he's a killer, and they bring in his panty collection as evidence. The collection was WAY too small for a real panty perv, maybe twenty panties in all. The panties they picked were pretty nice though, mostly satin bikinis and such, although I suspect that if it were indeed the early 70's there would have been more than a few grannies mixed into the collection as well. Again, a missed opportunity for a panty perv like me to be a consultant on set. "No, no, those panties are all wrong! Here give me those (stuffs them into pocket), let's try some different ones eh?" ;^D Actually, beautiful Gretchen appears in some sexy sheer lingerie later in the same episode for more undercover work. I'm sure the series will be on DVD soon, so if you're a fan of the lovely Ms. Mol, do check it out.

Give in to Temptation

Arru Readers! How did your week go? Well, it's the weekend now, time to relax and enjoy yourself. As long time readers already know, I haven't bought much lingerie in the past few years (compared to the past). Anyway, I gave in to weakness and bought a few new items the other day. Victoria's Secret is running a little promo right now and it seems I have a hard time passing up a good deal, especially when it comes to sexy little under things. Actually, when I ordered a couple of days ago, they had free shipping on any order of $50 or more and $10 off any order of $100 or more (offer codes 50free and 10more), but it seems those have been replaced with free shipping on $75 or more and $25 off $150 or more (codes 75free and 25off150). You can try out the old codes, they may still work. Just to get your motors going, the above pic is from Victoria's new "The Lacie" collection, very nice, no?! I'll keep you posted on the new items when they cum in. Have a great weekend everyone!

Monkey!

Kwai Kwai Readers! How are you all doing? Not too much going on 'round here lately. I did spot these everyday panties that I though were cute. They're by cheeky monkey artist Paul Frank and humorously named "tighty whitey". They come in a seven pack for $42 (four monkey prints and three striped), so you'll be set for a week. Available at Fresh Pair and other retailers.

Pretty Girls, Great Food, Free Beer!

Hey Y'all! Not too much going on with me right now. Last night I went to a local restaurant that was celebrating it's first year. They had a famous DJ come by to play some tunes and MC, (he happens to love eating there whenever he's in town). Anyway, everyone was having a good time, dancing and watching the Bulls Celtics game on the big screen. The food is great too, plus free home brew beer on tap (last night only). There were quite a few pretty girls there as well, which always makes the time go by a lot faster! I was talking with a friendly and cute girl who smelled yummy. She told me she was wearing Gwen Stefani perfume, very nice, kind of a sweet smell to it. The pic above is something I came across (no pun intended), that I thought the readers here might enjoy. Have a great weekend everyone!

Spring in Your Step

Hola Readers! As I've stated in past posts, I seem to be extra horny in the Spring. Today is no exception, as I awoke with some nice morning pine. A dirty thought came immediately to mind. How about slipping on some silky panties to start off my day. It felt so good to slide those panties up my legs and over my throbbing cock. It's so nice to go about your day whilst having your cock cradled in glorious soft panties. So if you want to give yourself a little pick me up, slip on something sexy. You'll be glad you did!

Goodbye

Here's one post I never thought I'd be putting up. On April 12th Marilyn Chambers was found dead at her home in SoCal. Long time readers already know that I'm a huge fan of Marilyn and her work, so this was a really sad thing for me to learn about. I guess somewhere deep inside I always fantasized that I might meet her and get to fuck her, but alas that fantasy will never come to fruition.

What set her apart from other porn actresses was her raw sexual energy, she loved fucking and it showed in every frame of film she was on. There were other girls who may have been prettier or more voluptuous, but Marilyn had it all over them with her sexual heat exploding from every pore on her body. When she fucked on screen, it was always the real thing and she aimed to get off. She knew what buttons to push to get a man hard and I admit to having shot many a load of jizz to her.

I've read many interviews she gave and she always seemed to be a straight shooter. If she liked or didn't like something or someone, she'd just say it. She never made up excuses or felt embarrassed about her porn career either. She was a pioneer in that industry for sure, having come from mainstream movies and modeling (Ivory Snow girl), she honestly thought the world was ready to embrace porn as mainstream, but was sadly mistaken. Still it didn't seem to hurt her career as she would later go on to star in several rated R films. She was the first woman to really capitalize on porn and wield power in the industry. She reportedly asked that all actors and actresses be screened for STDs before filming and asked to be paid a percentage of gross sales as well, both firsts in porn. It's rumored that she made millions of dollars off of "Behind the Green Door", the movie that started her porn career, this in the early 1970's when that amount was astronomical. Thus far it seems she died of natural causes with some stories saying that she had fallen and hit her head the day before her death and may have succumb to a brain injury.

Here's a few articles I found in case you're interested to read more:

http://www.etaiwannews.com/etn/news_content.php?id=928857&lang=eng_news

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Movies/04/13/obit.chambers/index.html

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30194893/

After the shock of all this wears off, I'll probably have a nice orgasm or three to some of her movies, I think she would have appreciated that. Thanks for the good times Marilyn.

Idol Minds

Wina Jai Readers! I was watching American Idol the other day and was surprised when Paula Abdul made a reference to cross dressing. Specifically, men wearing ladies undies. She was commenting on how one of the male contestants decided to sing a song made famous by a female singer and said something along the lines of there being lots of females who shop in the male section, but not many men who shop in the female section. Simon Cowell chimed in and said he didn't know what the heck she was talking about and she kind of implied that he wears panties, specifically La Perla. He feigned ignorance to the whole topic, but hmm, makes me wonder. Perhaps our boy Simon has a thing for things silky! And judging by the mischievous way she brought it up, maybe Paula likes to take her play time with boys in panties (or at least finds it sexy). Pictured above, a beautiful lingerie set from La Perla, naturally.

Sale!!

Mahisse Readers! How is your week going? Need a little pick me up? Maybe it's time to go shopping for some new lingerie perhaps? I've found yet another purveyor of things slinky and sexy, www.nancymeyer.com. It's an online store so you can go there and check it out at your convenience. They have some very nice things there, but the prices are quite indulgent, especially in these economic days. Right now they're offering an additional 40% off on their sale items until Friday, so do have a look as there are some bargains to be had. Pictured above a lovely bra and panty set by Kenzo which I found on the site.

Bringin' the Heat

Hola Readers! How are you all doing? Did ya miss me? I took a little time away from the blog (I seem to be going through a dearth of ideas for posts). Spring is the start of the street fair season around here, so I attended my first of the year over the weekend. It couldn't have been nicer, the weather was almost 90 degrees and beer was icy cold! The combo of too much liquor and heat always gives me a headache eventually, but I had a great time wandering through the crowds while my buzz was on. There were tons of people, the heat always seems to draw people outside and even better the ladies dress to impress. Lots of skimpy little shorts and tops, cute little flip flops, sorry no panty sightings to report though. Today's pic is not one of my own, just kind of reminded me of spring breaks past.

Happy Easter

Welcome Readers! Just thought I'd send you off into the weekend with a Happy Easter wish! Hope you all get to spend some time with the people you love. Now go see if you can find some eggs! Here bunny bunny...

Is This Seat Taken?

Tzu na' readers! How is your week going so far? Or how is your relationship for that matter? I sometimes watch the Home and Garden TV channel (I swear I'm not gay). I suppose I enjoy living vicariously through the people on that channel, buying a vacation home in an exotic country or remodeling their humble abodes to something you might see in a movie. Anyway, I noticed that they have been running ads for Ashley Madison, the cheaters website. I was kind of shocked to see the ads for a couple of reasons. One, I guess is that I wouldn't imagine that the site was so popular that they would have a budget to spend on TV ads. Then I was shocked that people would respond to an ad on TV to cheat on their spouse. Anyway, I was wondering who these ads are aimed at. It has to be bored wives, since the main character in the ad is a woman. Perhaps the HGTV channel has a lonely housewife demographic? And I guess that means I fit in with them somehow. Honest, I'm not gay (not that there's anything wrong with that), I've never even tasted an appletini! ;^P

King of the Jungle

Acateco! How's everybody doing? Did you have a good weekend? It seems that spring is in the air. I always seem to get extra horny in the spring for some reason. What do you think, is it nature taking her firm grip and telling me to reproduce? I saw this show about lions once on the Discovery channel and they said that a male lion will copulate hundreds of times over a very short period, two days or something crazy like that. Of course each fuck only lasts a few seconds, but still, I don't think any man could do that! I wonder if only a tiny amount of lion cum squirts out each time, thus ensuring that he can give his sperm to as many females as possible. Maybe those lions are on to something! ;^D The above picture has nothing to do with lions fucking, just thought maybe you'd enjoy it more. Have a great week!

Never So Deep

Hola Readers! Today, I'd like to introduce you to yet another classic porn film, Never So Deep, written and directed by Gerard Damiano, the same guy who brought us Deep Throat. The film stars the very beautiful Loni Sanders, a former Penthouse pet as Ginger Trueheart, PI.

As the film begins we see Ginger starting her day, emerging from her morning shower, fresh and sweet as a spring flower. She goes to the kitchen and is somehow able to cook a bacon and eggs breakfast in an entertainingly cute way. Her boyfriend Sam comes home from hang gliding and is treated to a little lingerie show. This leads us into a warm and magical love making session between Ginger and Sam. These two, Loni and Mike Ranger (Sam) were an item in real life and it shows in the tenderness and warmth they give to each other. The scene is highly erotic and yet not cheap in any way, as though we are witnessing two people in love, very nice. The director took his time with this scene and it paid off.

The phone rings and Ginger is asked to come to the mansion of Huge Heffer, nude magazine mogul. Sam and Ginger make their way to the mansion driving over the Golden Gate bridge in their little convertible, where they learn that Mr Heffer is not happy. Despite being surrounded by gorgeous women, he is lonely and his heart pines for a girl he once fucked. He doesn't even know what her name was, only that she had a tattoo of a butterfly on her ass. While Mr Heffer is filling Ginger in on the details of his lost lady love, Sam gets a special tour of the mansion from one of the girls, who ends up fucking him. This scene is pretty good too, with some nice camera work. The girl urges Sam to come in her mouth, always a turn on for me. I should mention that because this movie was released in 1981, there isn't a fake tit to be seen in the whole flick. Everyone looks quite natural, and of course most of the women are sporting trimmed, but full bushes. None of this hindered or took away from my enjoyment of the film in any way.

The search for butterfly girl begins as Ginger goes down to Broadway street in San Francisco. She asks around at some strip joints and gets a lead to a brothel. There she helps out the madam by giving a guy an awesome double suck blow job while probing the madam for leads. This is one of the better blow job scenes I've ever had the pleasure of watching, with excellent camera work here again. The camera is locked in and we see lovely Ginger and the milf madam sucking cock in a multi split screen until he pops his load all over their pretty faces.

Meanwhile back at the mansion, poor Huge Heffer is feeling quite down, even refusing a four way with some of the models. Girls have their needs too though, so they go on without him in yet another beautifully shot scene. Again, this is a very warm and loving, yet hot and sexy scene. If at this point in the movie, you've already shot your wad, don't feel bad at all, as I'm sure you may have to watch this one several times to see the whole thing, if ya know what I mean!

The tips lead Ginger to an escort service, where the madam, played by famous stripper Carol Doda, dispatches three girls with butterfly tattoos to meet Sam. Of course, in order to find the right girl, Sam must do his due diligence and fuck all three girls, at once. This scene is super hot and includes a fantastic anal shot and an awesome three girl blow job. Simply amazing, it's mind boggling how the camera and lighting could have worked so well, but it came out beautifully. Unfortunately, all that fucking was for not as it turns out the girls had fake rub on tattoos, poor Sam.

Ginger has drummed up another lead though which brings her to the advertising business, which they joke is "worse that porn". Here she is fucked by the director and his associate on an office desk. This was the low point of the movie for me. I would guess the logistics of the small room got in the way here, as we never get to see Ginger's pussy or any penetration. Loni looks and sounds smoking hot as she moans while being fucked and sucking cock, but the camera is unable to get behind the guy fucking her, so that angle is lost. I suspect they picked this room to film because you can see the film crew in the background through a window, setting up for the commercial they are about to shoot. In that respect, it's a great shot, but it came at the cost of losing the raw sexuality that would have come with seeing Ginger's pussy being filled with a hard cock. Too bad.

Ginger goes on to film the ad (for a double headed dildo), and in the process meets butterfly girl, who happens to be working behind the scenes on the set. Ginger tells her all about how Huge Heffer has been searching for her, and we learn that the feelings were mutual between butterfly girl and Heffer. The dream couple are reunited and close the movie with a nice fuck scene, which in my opinion was pretty good, but not nearly as torrid as what came earlier in the film.

If you want to see a porn film that was striving to be a real movie, with acting and a story line, yet has some of the most fantastic fucking and sucking ever recorded on film, go out and get a copy of this one. Damiano did a fantastic job of limiting the dialog to the minimum amount needed to move the story along. This keeps the viewer in the moment, rather than jarring them out of the fantasy when bad acting jumps out. I can pretty much guarantee you'll be jacking off as soon as the first fuck scene starts playing. Highly recommended!

Loving Susan

Welcome Readers! Pictured today is the lovely Susan Sarandon. When I was younger, I didn't find her to be my cup of tea. I always fantasized over the flashier women out there. Somehow over the years, I've really come to appreciate what a beauty she really is, and now I find her to be quite sexy. In fact I would just love to go at a hot and heavy session with her! Well, I found this hilarious article on the Onion that is a must read and thought I'd pass it along here for your enjoyment. Have a great weekend everyone!

Going Ga Ga

Howdy Readers! How is your week going? Don't complain, at least you've got a job! Pictured today is someone who has been popping up all over the place lately, Lady GaGa. She's kind of like the Spice Girls, not the greatest musical artist, but somehow has these catchy tunes that stay in your head far too long. Anyway, she has this knack for getting attention too, probably partially due to her wardrobe choices. Who knows, this mediocre chick could turn out to be another Madonna at some point. At any rate, I'm all for girls who like to show their panties off in public, so cheers to the GaGa Lady!