Another Era

Hola mi Amigos y Amigas! How are you all doing? I found yet another fascinating lesson in history that I just knew would be of interest to you all. It's so funny because back when I was a kid in school, I found history SO boring. Maybe it was the teachers, or maybe it was the presentation. All I know is that I didn't like it very much. Now if they were giving a lesson on say, I don't know, maybe the panty raids that swept American college campuses in the 1950's, then yeah, I probably would have paid more attention! Anyway, here's a link to the article, very interesting stuff, must have been a quite a time.

Naughty Behavior

Abenaki Readers! How was your weekend? Mine was pretty uneventful (a good thing). I took in a movie, but sadly there were just no sexy scenes to tell you about. I did however come across this very funny little snippet that I thought you, my horny readers, would enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OzoegsO17w&NR=1

This guy is hilarious!

Playin' Footsie

Hola Readers! The weeks almost over, don't you just love short weeks?! Whilst surfing the internets, as I so often do, looking for images to turn me on, I came across a foot fetish site which I thought I'd post for Sheen (after reading his post about his love for women's feet and shoes) http://freenet-homepage.de/zauberbarni/collages.html. The site has an amazing array of foot fetish pics in large size (for use as wallpaper I'd guess), tons of celebrity pics, many of whom I am not familiar with at all.

I've never considered myself a foot or shoe person myself, but after reading Sheen's post I kind of had my eyes opened a bit. I know for a fact that many women spend an inordinate amount of time on shoes, shopping for them, trying them on, organizing them at home and just plain thinking about them. I guess I never had much appreciation for all that effort put into shoes, but after looking at some of the pictures, I'm definitely much more aware of them. I don't know, feet and shoes don't really turn me on, but I can at least see and understand how they might have that effect on someone else. Some of the shoes on that site are absolute jewels, pure eye candy, even for me. In the end I can't blame someone for loving shoes so much (man or woman), they really can make or break an outfit.

History

Hey Y'all! How is your week going? I was watching the history channel last week and saw an interesting show about the history of sex. The show was broken down into a series of one hour episodes, each one covering a time period. I only saw like one and a half, but what I saw was pretty interesting.

They talked about how the aristocrats of Europe were having wild orgies and such. Apparently the regular folk didn't take kindly to the news and that was just one more thing to piss them off, thus the French Revolution. Apparently, the early European settlers used to be quite prudish which perplexed the natives already here. While the natives weren't running around fucking in the streets, they did think of sex as being quite natural and not such a shameful activity. The new cummers (LOL) often shared a giant bed for the whole family, so the parents might be fucking right next to the kids (YUCK!). They also said that if a young man had come for supper and stayed too late to make it home, they'd put him in the bed too, but they had a wooden plank (forgot what they called it) they'd stick on top of the sheets between the guy and his intended target so the horny bastard couldn't fuck their daughter. Talk about cock blocking!

One thing I found fascinating was the description of the Victorian times. Sex was considered very much taboo for women. They were only to have sex for reproduction purposes. Men weren't even supposed to see a woman in the nude. Doctors of that time had to treat female patients while the women were fully clothed, so they really had no idea what was going on. Ironically, this coming at a time when major breakthroughs were just beginning in the science world. Funny, but the men would read tawdry books which often had the theme of a woman who is forced to have sex (again women were NOT supposed to crave sex) and then become a sex crazed nymphomaniac after. The "good girl" gone bad fantasy is still very much prevalent in today's porn. That's what the gone wild dvds they sell on TV are all about, the nice girl from next door who goes crazy and shows her tits and sucks and fucks strange guys cocks. Hmm, that's turning me on just thinking of it! ;^) Another favorite was the tale of a white girl who is captured and sold to a Sheik who makes her a wife (illustration above). She holds off his advances, until one night he is overcome with pent up lust and takes her by force. Of course she also becomes a sex fiend after her initial night of passion. Well, if you happen to get the History channel take a look and see if they're airing the series again, it was pretty interesting stuff.

Grannys

Hey Everyone! How was your Valentine's Day? I saw actress Tricia Helfer on TV the other night and she mentioned that she doesn't like greeting card holidays including Valentine's Day. Maybe not so surprising when you consider the fact that she's pretty dang smoking hot, so she most likely gets showered with romance on a daily basis. Still, I give her props for standing up and telling it like it is.

I watched a DVD called Zack and Miri Make a Porno. I know what you're thinking, some stupid guy movie or something right? Wrong, this is actually a decent date movie believe it or not. The movie stars Seth Rogan, that funny guy who seems to be everywhere recently (Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, etc). Anyway, without ruining it for you, the movie is about a couple of friends, who happen to be a guy and girl and who need to come up with some quick money so they decide to make a porno. The lead girl Miri is played by Elizabeth Banks who does a great job of selling the character. The two lead characters have great chemistry as they trade insults and discuss vile topics together. They joke freely about each other's masturbation toys and such. She plays the character great, but in reality it's hard to find a girl who looks like her and talks about things like that so openly (Jenny McCarthy comes to mind). Anyway, where the heck was I going with all this? Well, the movie kind of starts the ball rolling with the lovely Miri undressing and revealing her gigantic granny pantys. It's pretty funny. They are not sexy at all either, they look like cotton with some little flowers on them. They make some pretty good jokes about them too. That's her pictured above and in case you were hoping she does NOT get naked or even topless in the movie...sorry! Also of note, classic porn star Traci Lords is in the film too and she also shows not a nipple...disappointing! I liked the movie overall and think it's worth a rent, it just would have been that much better with more female nudity. ;^D

Lingerie Bowl Gets Tackled

Hola Readers! How was your weekend? Did you have fun watching the Supreme Bowl? That turned out to be a pretty good game. I found out that the Lingerie Bowl was canceled again due to problems with the venue. It seems they were planning to hold the event at a nudist resort, but the players felt uncomfortable having naked people watching them from the stands. Of course the nudists objected to wearing clothes since that's why they go to their retreat to begin with. In the end, they could find no middle ground so the whole shebang was scrapped. Too bad. Judging by the above pic, these ladies really can play some football.

In a bit of weirdness, over the weekend I posted a couple of comments on some of your blogs and they never showed up. Not sure what happened...weird!

History

Hola Readers! Hey guess what? I was channel surfing the other night and came across a show about "undergarments". It was on the History Channel, one of the Modern Marvels series (love this series, very interesting). Usually they cover topics such as the interstate highway system, the traffic tunnels in Colorado, or some sort of machinery, so I was pretty surprised (and happy) to find that the topic was undies. It was pretty tame stuff, but I still learned a few things. They showed how pantyhose is made (two legs that are joined), how seamless panties are made (with ultrasonic welding, leaving a soft edge). Facinating stuff, well to me anyway. Did you know that bra cups used to be made of concentric rings of fabric sewn together (that's where the name bullet bra came from)? Now they have a machine that makes the cups to an exact shape, in one piece. They showed how elasctic bands are made and said that prior to the use of elastic, underwear had buttons and snaps to hold them in place. Anyway, if you get the History Channel, take a look at your tv schedule and see if they're airing the same episode where you are.

Panty Packages

Howdy Readers! How is your week going so far? Things have been busy around here. Haven't had much time to relieve myself if you know what I mean. The pictures above come from an interesting company run by two ladies in Canada. Basically, you subscribe to their service and once a month they send a pair of new panties to you in the mail. The company is named Panty by Post. Also, for those interested, here's a link to an article I found on them. Sounds like it could be a fun thing to do, although I think I'd prefer to pick out my lingerie myself. A great way for the ultra shy person to get some cute panties too.

Luxury on a Budget

Boso Readers! How is your week going? Has the horniness built up in your loins, waiting for a release? I definitely feel some primal urges boiling down in my nether regions, but then that's nothing new! ;^) Here's something to make any panty afficianado take a deep breath, pictured above is my new pair of Vanity Fair Perfectly Yours Nouveau Briefs. That's mouthful eh? I've been wanting to own a pair of these for a long time now and finally got around to it. Let me tell you they were worth the wait. The material is a very light and silky nylon that is just transparent enough to show a little through it, but not too much. LOL, of course when there's a big tent in the front the light comes through easier! :^P Anyway, the material is very smooth and feels wonderful against the flesh. The only downside as I mentioned, tenting can occur quite easily (and frequently) and the panties obviously aren't designed to hide it in any way. IOW, wear at your own risk. Ladies of course are in no danger from that aspect, although you may experience a whole other danger in more sexual advances from your partner if he is into these. Imagine how good his hand would feel rubbing you through these! You can sort of see in the pic how shiny and smooth they are. I love the little lace accents at the lower leg openings as well, very pretty. These panties are practically a steal at less than six dollars a pair on sale (at Fresh Pair, where I got mine). Wearing these around the house is great, the friction of the silky fabric sliding against your cock will have you hard all day. Highly recommended!

Also, I wanted to give a warm welcome to our old friend the Panty Fiend who is back posting about our favorite topic again. You might have noticed him leaving comments recently under the new name of Mr Panty, take a look at his blog when you have a chance.

Celebrity VPL

Hola Readers! How was your weekend? Anything exciting happen? I had a nice mellow weekend, had some dinner and drinks with friends. Hit a Hawaiian bar and listened to some ukulele music whilst pouring vodka tonics down my gullet. Very relaxing, you outta try it some time! ;^)

I ran across this article about buying lingerie for your lady. It's not all that detailed or in depth, but it gets some good points across. I'll call it a beginners guide to buying lingerie.

Lastly, in case you were wondering, the VPL pictured above belongs to none other than the lovely Paris Hilton. I think that's a leaf or something stuck on her butt (kinda ruins the mood huh?).

Fashion Faux Pas?

Zdravei Readers! The week has come and gone, sure went by quickly. I spotted this article on the web recently and was intrigued that visible panty lines (VPL) would come up as a topic between guys and their lady friends (and I do mean friends and not lovers). I think both ladies are right in some way. On one hand it can be sexy to think that a woman is not wearing panties at all, yet on the other hand, I just love seeing VPL, imagining what panties she might have on. Yes, Judie's guy friends may have hit the nail on the head, the hint of what's under the clothing can be so sexy. My GF in college had a really cute room mate who used to make sure her VPL was showing. Her ex boyfriend had told her he liked it and that he thought it was sexy, at least that's what I heard through the grapevine. I sure enjoyed it!

Strip Poker

Yoga Readers (that one's Ugandan)! Guess who was treated to an upskirt today? Yeah, I don't know who either. LOL! Just kidding, actually today at lunch your's truly got a panty peek. There were three college girls at the place I ate. When we walked in, the girl facing the front door was practically passed out on the table, she was wearing a mini skirt with her legs spread open. Oh man, hung over on a Wednesday at lunch time! Been there sister, don't want to go back! Anyway, she had on some sort of black panties, thongs most likely. I didn't gawk, just happened to notice and then looked away. Wasn't really a turn on for me, yet still memorable somehow. Of course I thought of you, my devoted (and perverted) readers! ;^)

Pictured today is MILF Cindy Crawford. She was the very definition of a super model before she decided to retire. As you can see she is still very beautiful. Anyway, I was cruisin the web and somehow came across this old clip from a certain late night show. I love the reaction she gets! You know Jay REALLY wanted to keep those!! I sure would have!

A Question

Tervist Readers! How was your weekend? I just vegged out mostly and was surprised by all the upsets in the playoffs. I sampled my new toy too, but more on that in a later post. I found this question posted on line and found some of the answers amusing. You guys already know how I feel about wearing panties, it's nothing I have an explanation for either. I wore my girlfriend's panties in high school. I think she liked it too as she was the one who offered them to me. I took a shower at her parent's place (they both worked long hours) after we'd had sex and she gave me her panties to wear home. Unfortunately, they were just some cotton bikinis and not something racier. Of course I would have never made it home if she gave me some satin or nylon frilly undies! Anyway, like I always say, if it makes you feel good and it's not hurting anyone else, why not? I agree with one guy that posted a reply, it's not as much a visual turn on for me as it is the feeling. Of course I'd be pleased if my mate was turned on at the sight on me in her undies!

Store Review

Hola Readers! Well, another week has come to a close. My new toy that was mentioned last time arrived. Haven't had any time to sample the fruits yet, hopefully this weekend. Jez's comment got the gears turning, so I'm working on a full write up about the Fleshlight. Well, working on it in my head anyway. I should have something for you in that area soon. For today, I have a picture from Twistys.com I thought you might enjoy (I sure did/do). I checked out their home page and all I can say is DAYUM!! They have some really beautiful ladies featured there, have a look if you like.

I thought I'd do a little write up with regard to my recent Fresh Pair panty purchase. First of all, the site is just OK. It's a little plain Jane (sorry if your name happens to be Jane, no offense), but it is clean and runs smoothly, no big lag times or anything annoying like that. The selection ranges from "Wow look at that!" to your run of the mill everyday type undies. They have stuff for both men and women, so whether you're looking for something for the opposite sex or yourself, they've got you covered. Admittedly, I didn't bother looking at the men's section at all (why the hell would I do that?!) :^P. The ordering process was straight forward and easy, again run of the mill, which is a good thing in that department. The shopping basket holds all your selections while you shop, then you can go in and take things out if you choose. Prices were great, I bought all sale items. They actually carry Natori, Fantasie and other up market brands there, so you can find some nice things (if you can afford it). The shipping was gratis, so that was a big plus for me, I hate paying for shipping. The items took a couple of days to ship out, the timing of which may have been affected by the holiday season. The shipping was not too slow, it came via 3rd class mail in under a week. I can't complain about that since it was free, besides, I've PAID for shipping at other places and it still takes the same amount of time. The panties came in a plain white plastic bag-velope type thing which you must cut open to get the contents out. This is good since you don't want your new panties falling out on their way to your loving arms. Inside was an invoice showing what I'd ordered and the panties were wrapped in a nice Fresh Pair logoed tissue paper. The panties were all clean and folded nicely and all had their labels and or tags still attached. Brand spankin' new. Would I order from them again? I definitely would do so and can recommend them to you for your panty and bra buying needs. My experience was a good one...they get two, ahem, "thumbs" up.

New Toy

Hola Readers! How is your week going so far? Still recovering from the holidays? Yeah, me too. So what better way to insert yourself back into regular life than a nice sex toy? I went ahead and took advantage of that 20 percent off coupon I mentioned at the end of last month for Fleshlight products. As long time readers know, I already had one from before, but this time I wanted to try something different. I ordered a pink butt sleeve (pictured above). :^D LOL, that sounds so funny! Anyway, since I already had one, I didn't order a new tube thingy for it, I plan to just use the old one I already have. I'll keep you all updated as to how it works out. I'm very curious to see if the pink ones are as sticky as the clear ones. The thing is due for delivery later in the week, so I guess all questions shall be answered soon enough. Hopefully I'll have some good alone time, so I can try it out.

What's Old is New Again?

Bonjour Readers! I hope you all had a great weekend. Today I thought I'd take you back. How far back? WAY back, kickin' it old school with some granny panties. :^) Pictured above are some Hanes brief style panties in a lovely lavender color, which got kind of washed out in the pic. Anyway, these were some of the new ones I ordered from Fresh Pair and were part of a three pack. The other two are the same type and cut, but in different soft colors, (the pastel pack) to be revealed later. They do come in the classic white as well, in case you were wondering. These panties were very inexpensive, only about $10 for the three pack. The material itself is not as soft or smooth as more pricey nylon panties, definitely a step down. On the plus side, they do have some sparkle in the material which is a nice touch visually speaking. If you only need one granny for your collection, I'd say spend a little more and get another brand made of higher quality materials. If you are looking for a low priced panty that comes in some nice colors, these are a great deal though. They're really not bad at all, it's just that the others are a cut above.

PS: Not sure, but these panties may get softer after they've been washed a few times. I'll let you know either way.

Kicking Off '09

Labas Readers! How were your New Year celebrations? I hope you all had a good time and avoided any hang overs the next morning. My partying was pretty tame compared to years past, a good thing from my perspective now. A little beer and a little bubbly was about it. I'm looking forward to sharing a great 09 with you all, so cheers to the New Year!!

I watched that movie "Don't Mess with the Zohan" recently. It stars Adam Sandler, who's antics have become tiresome and annoying of late. I will say that he was pretty funny in this one, as he was playing a completely different character than his usual Happy Gilmore type roles. The movie is bursting with sexual jokes and is pretty entertaining. Of course Mr. Sandler cast a very lovely leading lady to be his interest played by Emmanuelle Chiriqui a Moroccan beauty (pictured above). Unfortunately, we never get to see Ms. Chiriqui in the buff or even in her silky undies, but she is still easy to watch (as I'm sure you can tell).

Happy New Year!!!

Bonjour Readers! Thanks for spending time here at the Badside throughout the 2008 year. I had a good time posting stuff for you all to read and look at, hopefully you've enjoyed it. Your Badside upped production and was able to hit the 100 post mark exactly as we end the year... not too shabby eh? Woo Hoo!!

Well, as the year draws to a close, as I have done in years past, I encourage you to pop your cork at the cock/clit stroke of midnight. It may happen a lot more this year since the celebration is toward the middle of the week instead of the weekend (lack of parties and all). What better way to kick off the new year than having a well deserved orgasm? I'm unsure of my plans thus far, so I may or may not have the opportunity to do this myself, but you can rest assured I'll let you know of any naughty activity that takes place!

Have a great one everybody and stay safe!

Sales

Hola Readers! I went down to the mall last night. It was crowded, lots of people running all about. Of course I had to stop in and check out the Victoria's Secret sale. The place was a mad house with all the panties out in shallow bins on top of tables. The store was packed with women browsing the goods. I noticed a couple of other guys in there as well. They were with their ladies though as opposed to me, a perverted dude by himself! ;^P Anyway, the guys looked like a mixture of nervous to be in there and giddy excited that their women were buying lingerie. One guy was going through the panties and he and his girl were giggling at what they'd find in the piles. I didn't buy anything, just looked around briefly (pun fully intended).

Also on sale 'til the end of the year, the Fleshlight masturbation device for men. I own one of these things, (it's my one and only masturbation toy 'sides these two hands of mine) and I can recommend it. At first I found it to be a little strange feeling. It's not like a real woman, there's obviously no interaction or feedback coming from it, but it does feel pretty good once you are accustomed to the sensations. I bought an "Ice" model, that's the clear one, because I thought it was a little less pervy than the pink version, but I DO NOT recommend it. I discovered after buying it, that the clear versions of Fleshlights are stickier than their colored counterparts. The stickiness makes it very hard to handle, imagine one of those rubbery, goo toys that stick on the wall when you throw them, except this is a giant one. It makes it harder to insert into it's sleeve and harder to clean up as well. I have noticed that it has lost some of it's stickiness over time, but I still recommend the pink or mocha versions which are supposedly a bit less sticky. Whichever you choose, now is a great time to treat yourself to one of these toys since you can get 20 percent off, just type in promo code KISS08 at checkout.

Deep Throat

Welcome Readers! A quick post today, I just wanted to note that skin flick director Gerard Damiano passed away. This happened a couple of months back, but I didn't hear or read of it until recently. He was famous for directing "Deep Throat", credited by many as the film that made porn mainstream. I hear this film referenced a lot in 70's stuff, (people asking others if they'd seen it or want to go to see it together, etc), not to mention the use of the name in the infamous Watergate scandal. That actually confused me a lot before. When I became aware of porn and I'd hear in school about the Watergate scandal, I wondered which used the name first. I didn't think it could have been the porn title being used as a name in such a serious case, but in the end it really was exactly that. Strange times those must have been! I watched it once on tape, it was an odd movie to me. It's sort of a comedy, not really something that would make me feel horny, or at least that's what I rememeber of it. I found that sweet Andy Warhol-ish art pictured above depicting Ms Lovelace doing her thing in the movie. Nice!